Game 5 Recap: Dewey Wins! Puppies!

April 11th, 2012, at 11:48 pm 8 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) , ,

Twins 6, Laaaaaaaaaaaaa 5

WP: Gray* (1-0, 0.00 ERA) LP: Takahashi (0-1, 10.80 ERA) SAVE(!) Shortening (1) Fangraphs loves baseball. I do too. Mlb Recap

Wow. Where to start with this one? The Twins had a lot of firsts tonight including the biggest first of them all, Matt Capps converted the Twins save [...]

Game # Something: Twins 83 LTE (and counting) Royals 0 LTE

September 14th, 2011, at 7:39 pm 17 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) ,

Twins win, right?! Right? Oh, Letters to the Editor don’t count towards the final score of the actual game. I’m sorry. Yes, indeed, the Twins lost.

Twins 3, Royals 7

LP: Hendriks (0-2) WP: Hoe-shaver (11-11)

Save? no. I’m not counting the Greg Holland effort as a save even if the box score on MLB.com [...]

Game 136 Recap: Twins Win!

August 31st, 2011, at 10:28 pm 17 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) ,

Twins 7, Sux 6 WP: Diamonds are a girls best friend LP: Peavy SAVE! Joe Nathan Twins record 57-79, 18 games out of first, 1.5 games ahead of the cellar

I’d look at the king of the savers race, but I really don’t care.

The Twins scored a whopping 7 runs in this [...]

Game 97 Recap: Indians at Twins

July 20th, 2011, at 9:15 pm 15 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) ,

Twins 7, Indian 5 WP: Matt Capps (wait, what?) LP: Sipp SAVE! Joe “that’s right bitches” Nathan Fangraphs is confused about Capps winning, too. MLB recap, spoiler —> the local nine win this one.

Ah, everyone’s favorite feature comes roaring back to life with a Joe Nathan save on a Wednesday. Let’s look at [...]

I love pork. You should <3

July 10th, 2011, at 5:30 pm 15 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) , ,

Today’s installment of pork = awesome features hoisin braised country style ribs. Country style ribs aren’t really ribs at all, rather these delicious morsels are cut from the rib end of the shoulder and usually contain a bone or two. Slow cooking country style ribs breaks down the fat and connective tissue which creates a [...]

2011 Game 82 (2nd Half, Game 1) Recap: Brewers 7, Twins 9

July 3rd, 2011, at 11:40 pm One LTE - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) , , , , , ,

Minnesota (36-46) – Milwaukee (45-40) WP: Dumatrait (1-1) LP: Loe (2-7) SV: Perkins (1)

JI JIM Mashes Taters and the Iceman cometh up big time as the pair drove in 4 runs and scored 4 runs. Jim crossed home plate 3 times but arguably the biggest moment was not career HR 595 in the 2nd [...]

Game 79 Recap: How about them dodgers?

June 29th, 2011, at 4:51 pm 13 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) , ,

Twins 1, Dodgers ZERO WP: Light Rail LP: De La Rosa SAVE! Matt “I’ll Busta” Capps (13) Twins record: 34-45, 8.5 games out of first NOT LAST IN THE AL CENTRAL!!ONEOENEOENEOQN!O!NIW

Fangraphs knows scottie baker wasn’t looking at the bullpen.

Well, well, well, a save on a wednesday? My goodness gracious, let’s take a [...]

Game 61 Recap: Twins at Natives

June 8th, 2011, at 10:50 pm 7 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired) , ,

Twins 3, Tribe 2 (10) WP: Matt Capps. Wait, what? LP: Perez Blown Save: Matt Capps. Yeah, that seems about right. Save: Phil Dumatrait. Wait, who? Twins Record: 23-38, 11.5 games out of first, 2.5 games out of not in the cellar. Fangraphs loves a winner. MLB recap.

Who has two thumbs and loves [...]

Game # who cares recap —> 20 games under .500

June 1st, 2011, at 9:27 pm 2 LTEs - (Sorry, but the time to add LTEs has expired)

Twins 2, Tigers 4

Twins record 17-37, 16 games out

LP Scott Baker, WP R. Porcello

Save: The King of D-bags, Valverde

What to say about this? Well, there isn’t much to say about this. Oh, what’s that you say? Alexi decided that bunting for a base hit with two strikes in the 9th was [...]