Relevant EPL Results
- Villa 2 - 1 West Ham
- Chelsea 3 - 1 West Brom
- Everton 2 - 0 Blackburn Rovers
- Sunderland 0 - 2 Birmingham
In the spirit of new starts, Chelsea will now be referred to as such.
- Fulham may qualify for the Europa League via Fair Play rules.
- Spurs' Gareth Bale named PFA Player of the Year
- Liverpool's Jamie Carragher got KTFO, but recovered in time to see the exciting/insane finish to the Arsenal-Liverpool game.
FA Cup Results
The final will be held at Wembley on May 14th at 9:00 AM Central.
Champions League Update
Both Spurs and Chelsea are out of the Champions League. Spurs lost 5-0 on aggregate, and Chelsea 3-1 on aggregate. Schalke 04, Spanish for "SuperWankers"* Real Madrid, Barcelona, and ManUtd are your final four.
*There will be no new beginning for those fascists.
MMM is new, so I don't have everyone's teams committed to memory yet. Please drop an LTE if I've forgotten to included your team, or if you'd like a team added that wasn't previously on the list.