37 thoughts on “June 28, 2011: It’s Not Happening”

    1. The Hitman opened a game log by linking to that monstrosity a couple of days ago. Not the way I'd represent the Twins, but to each his own...

    1. I believe when there's actually a coherent theme of that size, it becomes a mural rather than graffiti (emoticon).

  1. I'm glad I didn't buy an #ItsHappening t-shirt. Thankfully they went up the day the Twins started sucking again. I hope they at least care enough to play better than they have the last few nights the rest of the season. I'd like to watch some baseball, guys.

  2. Actually we were in the backyard rounding up the dogs and watching the clouds roll in when the wind started up. Then neighbors charcoal grill blew over with a loud crash, sending ashes everywhere. That's when we went inside and turned on the local weather guy.

  3. From the TJ archives on this date:

    Last year: "For the past couple of years, the Twins have spoken fondly about how Baker, Blackburn and Slowey spend time together talking pitching. Maybe that's not such a good idea. Maybe they should be sentenced to solitary confinement. Or quarantined. They might be contagious."

    "If [those three pitchers] had to pitch in Philly all season, the Twins would need to give their outfielders bicycles, helicopters and group therapy."

    Three years ago he spent another day on the Love-Mayo trade (but completely changed his tune and now was in favor of the trade). Still he added these zingers: "When was the last time an NBA team traded for three American-born white guys? That doesn't even happen in hockey."

    "[T]he only aspect of this deal that's worrisome -- McHale has developed an irrational love for players that remind him of himself. That would include Love's fundamentals, Jefferson's low-post game, and Cardinal's cornea-blinding whiteness."

    In 2006 comparing the race between the Twins, Tigers and White Sox: "This is Secretariat, Man `O' War and Seabiscuit running down the same backstretch. This is Tiger Woods dueling with Jack Nicklaus and Ben Hogan around Amen Corner. This is Lew Ford playing video games with two guys he met on the Internet."

    1. In 2006 comparing the race between the Twins, Tigers and White Sox: "This is Secretariat, Man `O' War and Seabiscuit running down the same backstretch. This is Tiger Woods dueling with Jack Nicklaus and Ben Hogan around Amen Corner. This is Lew Ford playing video games with two guys he met on the Internet."

      There are so many problems with those analogies that I think I had an aneurysm.

  4. My new life plan is to get an open-ended ticket to the Virgin Islands and apply for jobs from there come September if my current applications fall through, then come back when something sticks.

  5. The good Dr. and I got hit by some virus last night. We spent the better part of 8 hours trading off bowing to the thrown. I'd forgotten how much I didn't enjoy barfing.

    1. That sounds slightly worse than watching last night's Twins game. Hope you're better today.

    1. I watched about 20 minutes of that game leading up to the half. There were some really good shots on goal by the US women. I'm glad they got one in.

        1. Watching that game gave me a random thought: If Hope Solo and Tim Howard had a love child, would it be possible that it WOULDN'T be some sort of super-goalie?

          1. For a control group, Hope Solo is gonna have to get it on with just a normal schlub. I, for one, volunteer my services.

            In the name of science, of course.

  6. Some friends of ours invited the wife and I to a game during the Yankees series in August. Any chance we'll have a major league team by then?

  7. That big wuss Mauer is back at DH today against the lefty. Repko in left, Rivera catching.

  8. STribbie of the Day, maybe of the month:

    heetcpa: Tough call on what to watch tonight; "America's Got Talent" or "Twins Ain't Got Much Talent". Hmmmm...

  9. I just got the baseball card banner. That is right up there with the avatar banner. Nicely done, whomever.

    1. really? you can't guess whom the baseball card banner might have been created by?

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