I am not sad that I missed this game - like, even a little.

Let's rummage through the wreckage for positives...

• Morneau had a good day. That's a good sign.
• Perkins came in and devoured some folk.
• Mauer displayed boyish charm and tough-as-nails leadership throughout the game.
• Because of this, the Red Sox and Yankees are tied for last place, with three teams above them. That's could be a tough hole to get out of.
• By all accounts, none of the visiting team committed any felonies while playing.

I really hate to think that Liriano showed us a great spring, just to go belly-up when it comes to the regular season, but again, I didn't watch.