so, with great sadness, we scratch another name on the wall in memorandum. buffalo, you were simply awesome in your duties. as you know, i lamented to hear your decision to hang it up, but i certainly understood your reasons. like your former partner, there are many things on the JoePod that would not be there if it wasn't for you. and i thank you for that.
we now send the buffalo out to stud (a duty he's apparently been reveling in). godspeed, hitman. enjoy your juleps with the other retirees.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEdcfme_rA
so, who's going to be the next VJ? is it you? well, no, probably not, or else you most likely would have known. stay tuned!
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What to say about this piece of work? He was the black sheep, a permanent pariah. He asked no quarter of the bosses, and none was given. He learned no lessons, he acknowledged no mistakes. He was as stubborn an downstater as ever stumbled out of Lackawanna Parishes to take a Videojock’s shield. He brook no authority. He did what he wanted to do. He said what he wanted to say.
He was natural VJ.
And I don’t say that about many people, even when they’re here on the felt. I don’t give that one up unless it happens to be true.
Natural VJ.
But what an [redacted]! And I’m not talking about the normal gaping orifice that all of us possess. I mean an all encompassing, all consuming, out of proportion to every other facet of his personality, chasm from, to let me quote Shakespeare, no traveler has ever returned.
To conclude my eulogistic remarks I say that he gave us many years on the line, not enough for a pension, but enough to learn he was, despite his negligible Buffalo ancestry, his defects of personality, and his inconstant sobriety and hygiene, a true wgom VJ.
Hitman, I say this seriously, if it was my soundtrack lying there dead on some Buffalo sidewalk I’d want it to be you standing over it catching the case because, brother, when you were good you were the best we had.
Hitman always gave a crap when it wasn't his turn.
There was no one better to turn to when taking a piss. We'll miss your
dart throwingthoughtfully selected videos, dude. *doffs hat*who told you our system?
Yea, now everybody has seen behind the curtain.
Thanks for the nice things everyone has said the past few days.
Now leave me alone and let me complain about this new music jobu is playing.
wait, what? Does that mean that you are gonna rate videos?
Fare thee well, Buffalo.
Let's go home.