Game 2 Recap:
Say, who is this Escobar fellow? Sounds like a name for the future that I should know.
*Looks him up*
Oh. Well then. I guess we should appreciate what happened yesterday.
Today the Twins go for a series win against the defending division champions. This would give them an above .500 record for the first time since September 2010. Has it really been that long?
I became a baseball fan when I was 14. I watched the 2001 playoffs with my cousin and fell in love with the Twins. The next nine years were a good time to be a Twins fan, and I watched 90% of their games. 2011 was a test. I felt like a bad fan for giving up on the team and not watching as many games when they were so far behind, but something SBG said stuck with me. It's okay to not put everything you have behind the team. It's okay to simply enjoy baseball for what it is. And even though we don't think the Twins will be very good this year (JeffA excepted), games like yesterday's will still be fun to watch.
Game 3
12:10PM(CDT) Start Time
Mike Pelfrey vs. Rick Porcello
Lineup:
Hicks CF
Mauer C
Willingham LF
Morneau 1B
Doumit DH
Plouffe 3B
Parmelee RF
Carroll 2B
Florimon SS
The bad news: The Twins haven't hit any home runs.
The good news: The Twins pitchers haven't given up any home runs!
The bad news: The Tigers starters ERA against the Twins is 0.
The good news: The Tigers relievers ERA against the Twins is 6.13!
Didn't Rick Porcello play in the band Toto? /yeah, I know
As far as I know, Rick Porcello has never been to Africa.
Another great start
Twins baseball?
That is now old news...
TWINS BASEBALL!!
And it seems the quick tags plugin doesn't let me update them anymore, so you'll have to insert the Twins Baseball yourself.
the Twins go for a series win against the defending division champions.
Not just that, but defending League champions! Series win would be a fun way to start the season.
Where's the Aaron Hicks who hit 5 home runs in 10 PAs in spring training? I miss that guy.
He's in 2019, playing for some other team?? /gleeman'd
/funny noise from the Geek, probably a giggle but maybe he's choking on something
Nice to see Morneau hitting again.
Uhhh... Justin Morneau singles on a ground ball to the second baseman? Anyone care to explain that one?
TIGERS BASEBALL!!!
Dick doesn't like Scott Baker either.
Does he have an autographed ball for him as well? Maybe we could get that.
I would probably want to be the keeper for that one.
The Tigers guys are affable but bland, with analysis centered mostly around BA and pitcher Wins. I'm enjoying the enormous upgrade.
Does he long for the days of Nick Blackburn or something? He doesn't like wins or strikeouts, so maybe his criteria for a good pitcher is "lets the opposing team hit the ball really, really hard"?
The Twins have plenty of those guys.
They do, but Blackburn always seems to be higher on the "good player going through a rough patch" talking points list than even the great Livan Hernandez.
Livan got 101 starts after leaving the Twins. Not that I think he was a good pitcher, but he didn't deserve to be lumped in with the likes of Ramon Ortiz.
Apparently the strike zone does not extend to the knees, according to Hickox.
Your weird baseball thing of the day: Roberto Hernandez is starting for the Rays today, and it's the first time the Rays started a free agent in 1,207 games.
A very, very Rays-like free agent he is.
Also, I had completely forgotten that Fausto was going as Roberto Hernandez now.
*looks up* Oh! Fausto Carmona eh?
A Fausto by any other name would...have a less interesting name. Roberto Hernandez? Isn't that essentially the Latino John Smith?
More like Bob Jones, I think.
I kicked around Bob, Mike, Jones and Johnson.
Right, I, too, had no idea who this Roberto Hernandez was. Surely, I was thinking to myself, the Rays could have found a better pitcher than a former overpaid White Sox closer.
Just barely a better pitcher. Actually, maybe not even.
Also, at 31 1/2 or so, he's the oldest pitcher to start a game for the Rays since 2006.
It sure would be nice to score a run against a starting pitcher at least once this season.
Afternoon, gents. I hit the Twins pro shop today with $50 in gift cards and picked up one of these bad boys on clearance for half price. Score!
Meh. By late July, it will be warm enough around here that you won't even want to wear it.
I wish I could be certain of that, but I'm not.
It's like a beer league softball game out there in the infield.
Seems the plugin came just in time, Sean.
I must have missed something. Which plugin?
I figured the TWINS BASEBALL thing was added like SEND HIM!!!.
Er, not a plugin. You know. Never mind.
Ah yes. It is from a plugin; the same one now, though it's been renamed.
Man, I really don't like it when the Twins play against ii.
Sounds like Leyland couldn't do closer by committee and they signed Valverde after all. One BS by Coke was enough, eh? Why even announce closer by committee as an option if that's all the resolve you have?
wow
Did they sign Valverde for less than what h e was originally asking for? I had assumed that was their play from the beginning.
It's possible. Dombrowski said that it wasn't a response to the bullpen's first two games, but something that had been a possibility for a while. Of course he says that either way, and I assume traditional roles took over.
Minor league deal, so guessing yes.
Have to figure that was the plan, then. Pretty good one, too, if signing mediocre closers to fitting contracts is your thing.
This is hilarious.
Mr. Hicks, meet Mr. Schneid.
Hopefully it only takes that first hit to dump his new friend.
Hicks hasn't been having a good time versus major league pitching so far.
Perhaps a stint in the minors is in order.
Perhaps for about three weeks? That would be super.
*golf clap*
Mauer looks like he's going to be pretty good this year.
Willinghammer!
Fantastic
Yes!
The ham is willing!
HAMMERTIME!
Good ham.
Hey, we're tied! Haven't seen much of that yet.
HAMMER TIME!
The first hammer drops.
Dozier just might win a Lead Glove award this year.
Despite what the guy's in the booth say, I think that was Carroll.
Oh, that's Carroll. Never mind.
As a former second baseman, a good double play is one of my favorite things. Monday's repeated failures to turn two really got my goat.
Florimon got to a nice one at short in the first game, but other than that has not looked particularly sharp to me.
That backhanded stop deep in the hole with a really strong, accurate cross-body throw to first for the out was a thing of beauty. I'm hoping it wasn't an anomaly.
Plouffe there it is!
PLOUFFE!
PLOUFFE!
Holy crap.
Eeeeexcellent.
PLOUUFDA!
PLOUFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So, I assume at some point, Carroll is going to be the starting second baseman.
You can probably tell by now that I'm not real high on Dozier. Taking a look at Fangraphs, neither are ZiPS nor Bill James. So I'll second that emotion.
Can Carroll start at both second and shortstop?
Florimon will be out before Dozier.
That's what I meant, though. Florimon out, I have to believe Gardy moves Dozier over to short.
Yeah, I'm not quite ready to vote for Pedro.
There was about a month last summer where it seemed like Hammer and Pouffe would hit home runs every game together. More of that, please.
This. Was just thinking exactly this.
I came home at lunch today to work because my wife isn't feeling good. I picked up twelve of these on the way. I love working from home!
On the minus side, VPN connection problems plus an incompetent IT department sucks ass (sorry, Dick).
I almost hate to admit this, but I had my first Surly Furious last week. On tap at the Red Stag. I had my second there, too. I'll be getting some for home consumption on my next visit to the local filling station.
Oh Furious, how I love thee. I'm glad there are reasonable alternatives to it down here to make me feel better about not being able to get it very often.
Welcome to Heaven, Twayn.
That's one way to medicate the wife, I suppose.
Would be, crept for the whole pregnant thing.
On a related note, just got this Public Service Announcement from my local supplier:
Edit: This isn't on their website so I hope I'm not spreading bad info...
Nice play, Trevor.
Good bunt by Torii, better play by Plouffe.
Torii pointlessly bunts for an our? I hope Dick's dry cleaners are ready tomorrow.
#respect
It was a very good bunt - it took great effort from Plouffe to get him.
Good job, Pelfrey.
Pelfrey is (ground)ballin'!
So, Trevor has saved his job for a day or two?
What happens first: Hicks gets a hit for the Twins or Red Wings?
There won't be twenty guys in the majors who don't have a three-game hitless streak at some point this season. No point hitting the panic button on Aaron Hicks just yet.
There's no point, but there's no guarantee that since he's a rookie, that the Twins won't.
Indeed. I would like to remind everyone about Doumit last season.
I believe even Albert Pujols went hitless in his first four of five games with the Angels last year. It happens.
Certainly. I'm just curious how long the Twins will stick with him if he continues to struggle.
nothing like putting him out there as leadoff, though
Gomez led off 90 games in 2008. I'm guessing Hicks will have at least as long a leash.
Joe Mauer, still waiting for his man muscles.
I thought the Chairman had one there.
Another damned work meeting on my day off, and now it seems I'll be missing the last inning or so of this one. I think it's been five or six weeks since I didn't have to go in on at least one of my two days off. Sigh.
My ear would be more sympathetic were it not unemployed. But I certainly get your irritation.
Yeah, having one day off a week is better for my family than having seven. How's everything going at the moment? Prospects?
I'm finding some interesting openings, getting some resumes out and working the network. It's just the first week so kind of early for reading the entrails. Last time I was laid off we were in the depths of the last recession, so I'm hopeful that I'll land something within a few months this time around. Time will tell.
A Nation is cheering you on.
Tigers color guy says that after the WBC, he asked Blyleven if he'd accept a pitching coach job in the majors if one was offered. Bert said no chance. Keep pressing that issue, Tigers guy.
Switch from the cushy job that allows him to do anything short of dropping F-bombs to sitting on a hot seat? A nation can dream.
I'm still not sold on this Roenicke guy.
Roenicke. Our new whipping boy?
Heh. Redeemed, for the moment.
Jeff Gray 2.0.
Huh...I had completely blocked him out.
That is a quality beard.
I'm not sold on Robertson either, for that matter.
For now, prince fielder is.
Every season debut Robertson's had, he's struck out every batter he faced.
Huh. That was an inning.
Runners on 2nd & 3rd no outs = no runs. Now that's Twins baseball.
Good pitch, that high fastball to get Martinez to pop up. He was amped to swing at anything over the plate.
Exhale.
Twins pitching...good?
We'll, at the very least we're to the pitchers now that I would feel safe classifying as "good".
I'm crediting Cuellar
These huge bullpens are so ridiculous. Octavio Dotel has now thrown 7 pitches total in three games (and Robertson has thrown 5 pitches), yet both teams have incredibly thin benches (Don Kelly? Wilkin Ramirez? Eduardo Escobar?). Have the Tigers really benefited by having Dotel around just to pitch to Carroll and Parmelee more than they would have benefitted by having a better extra bat on their bench than Tuiasosopo or Kelly?
And now Fien can only throw five pitches before getting yanked for a pitcher who throws with the same arm? Why not just use Burton to get Martinez?
I don't now, is it better to have Jim Thome come in for one plate appearance than it is to have a relief pitcher for one plate appearance?
I would take a hitter any day of the week because it gives you more options. These seven-man bullpens are just absurd.
Yes. Sign Jim!
I don't know, when they sent down Butters so they could have a "better bench bat", and the best they can come up with is Wilkin Ramirez, I'm not sure their biggest problem is having too many bullpen pitchers.
Wilkin Ramirez bat >>>>>> Butters bat
Sure, but Wilkin Ramirez's bat does not equal a reasonable major league bench bat.
What is a major league bench bat? You've got guys like Thome who can hit but can't play defense, guys like Butters who can (allegedly) play defense but can't hit, and guys who are mediocre at both. In the case of Thome you burn two bench moves if you want to use him. I suppose that's what they've been doing with Ramirez too, but there just aren't that many good hitters out there that aren't starting somewhere.
Which is why the argument I'm hearing about "too many bullpen pitchers, should have another guy on the bench instead" isn't persuading me that much.
But I didn't argue for Thome specifically. Surely, they could find another guy who can cover first/third in a pinch and maybe a corner outfield spot. The NL is full of guys like that.
My point is, if they could find (or would want to find) a guy like that, why didn't they find him instead of Wilkin Ramirez in the first place?
Because everyone has to have a twelve-man pitching staff now, duh. Since there was no chance of Gardy ever making room for that type of player on his roster, there was no reason to go out and sign him.
At least you don't have to PR for Ramirez, which you do for Thome.
And he's a translator!
there you go -- all solid reasons for Wilkins > Drew and Thome
If we're going to judge the bench hitters against good hitters, we ought to judge the back of the bullpen against good pitchers, and they don't stack up well in that comparison. Sure, bench players are flawed, but so are (basically all) relief pitchers.
Maybe they aren't lying around the majors, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone like Earl Weaver could find some useful bench players knocking around AAA. My biggest gripe about the short bench isn't so much the lack of strategic options, it's that you wind up playing the position players 20 games in a row with no break, they inevitably wear down and a nagging injury becomes a serious one. And with the short bullpen, pitchers seem to get less rest between appearances than they used to (see: Neshek injury) which doesn't make a lot of sense, but seems to be the case.
Wilkin's b-r bio made me laugh just a bit. Pinch-runner?
to be fair(er) to him, Ramirez has stolen 171 bases in his minor league career, against 62 CS. But...last year, he was 9 SB and 7 CS. Looks like his running days are behind him.
With the Tiger's regular lineup, do they really need a lot of bats on the bench, though? I tend to think that a good bullpen wins more games in late innings that good bench bats.
there's a DP that we turned!
Damn I love a double play.
Does anyone else think Brayan Villarreal's Gameday mugshot looks like Shane from The Walking Dead?
Not nearly as much as Alex Avila looks like Chief.
Heh...I can see that a little bit.
Yes!
He's probably a better actor, though.
A couple of Prudentials this inning would sure be nice.
Something tells me Villarreal just lost the low called strike.
Way to go with it, Doumit.
Parmelee is due, right?
Yes.
"Fielder"!!
Sweet Parm!
That's an ugly hit, but it'll do.
Parm snags the first stolen base of his career.
Parmelee just stole second. Umm- how does that happen, exactly?
Catcher indifference and a very, very lax home scorer?
I don't know if you can score that as indifference in that situation.
I didn't see it, so I was just guessing at the most plausible scenario.
I thought it was maybe a missed hit-and-run signal, but your explanation makes just as much sense.
Loaded up for Florimon with two outs just doesn't get me up much. I'm starting to come around to the more bench bats camp.
As long as you're on page with the ambushing, take all the time you need on bench firepower.
I think the stats dude needs to read a bunch of old Western novels and start using that terminology to explain his ideas to Gardy. Or maybe he's already doing that?
The Twins load the bases and Clint Dempsey comes on for Spurs. Coincidence? Probably.
Olé!
Bloop! There it is.
Hicks needs his first hit right here.
Nailed. It.
Nice.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
DOINK! goes 2 runs!
First career stolen bases ever will haunt.
There's one.
Pedro with the first blown save opportunity of the season.
Damn this is fun.
Enjoy it while we can, citizen.
Welcome to the majors, Mr. Hicks.
SEND HIM!!!!
Yes, and yes.
Elvis sighting in the bullpen.
That was three more Prudentials than I asked for. I love it with the boys over-deliver.
This is a perfect spot for Matt Capps.
This perfect spot for Matt Capps is somebody else's bullpen.
Can the Twins hold a 6-run lead?
Man, a ii Game-Ending-DP would have been sweet.
But I suppose I will take it.
Winning record. Sweet!
Puppies.
ahhhhhh. I missed those boys.
Who let the dogs out!
My Bad News/Good News/Bad News/Good News turned into Good News/Good News/Good News/Good News.
I caught the bottom of the 8th on my drive in to work. Corey Provus was insanely good. His call of Florimon's double was exciting and he describes what's going on so well.
So he's basically the anti-Dazzle.
But does he complain about ex-Twin pitchers and rave about ii?
no, thank God
I liked Provus more and more as last year went on. Not to the Herb Carneal level yet, but getting there.
I absolutely love those handful of games every year where we get the Provus/Attebury booth.
+2 thumbs up /Ebert shout-out
First place*!
* When the White Sox and Indians lose.
It's a good thing this Jamie Hersch chick is cute, because she's a disaster as a field reporter.
Does she have experience? I'm willing to forgive her if this is her third game. I don't miss Robbie yet.
Some. I'll give her a few series to get comfortable since she's a Minnesota girl and all.
Is there a more useless "reporting" job in the world than sideline reporter?
Not for a multiple winner of Wisconsin Broadcasters Association awards. Except maybe for red carpet reporter at the Oscars.
I didn't mean for her, I meant for us learning anything useful. It's just a thankless job.
So she's got one thing on Robby.
Has she been awkwardly hitting on girls who look like they're in high school?
she's not bad as the desk gal for the Wild games
I would not have predicted winning 2 out of 3 against the Tigers, but boy howdy I'll take it.
Great pitching! Power hitting! Clutch hitting! We're still on track for 161-1!