Well, last night sure (went well/didn't go well). That brings our losing streak to (Graham's Number), so I guess that's at least notable.
Furthermore, it's unfortunate that (star player) got hurt when he (performed basic baseball action). I imagine the Twins training staff will call it a (minor, non-threatening injury) for a few weeks until forced to admit that is actually a (year ruining injury). Sign him up for Tommy John!
Tonight, (name of pitcher) takes the mound for the Twins, he has (colorful euphemism for "lost") his last (ω1) starts, generally through a combination of (near pathological lack of strikeouts/unhealthy obsession with giving up home runs) and (poor timing/what can only be described as "Tsutomu Yamaguchi" level bad luck). Maybe he can pull it off? More likely, his mound opponent (AAAA Scrub) will dominate our lineup. But hey, that's why they play the games on the field.
The game is delayed.
9:15 start now.
Rosario, Centeno and Santana. Not an inspiring bottom of the order. But I guess if they have to be in the lineup, at least they're in the bottom third.
Counterpoint: 4 - 6 w/ 3 runs and 3 rbi so far.
On the board!
Fun with SSS:
Kennys Vargas in 4 games: .455/.538/1.273/1.811
I love SSS.
Looks like a Texas size strike zone tonight.
That was some major league wiggling by Lohse.
I help for Ricky tonight
Take back runs!
NUNEZ
i just turned on the game
Take back runs! ?!
all the Eddies get a home run!
Just gotta get Ecsobar in the game.
Rosario! Jeebus, this team has some power these days.
This team .... man.
Twins' run differential is now at -81. The Braves are at -109 and the Reds are -150. Also, Twins are only a half-game behind the Reds. Still have the worst record in the AL but only 3 games behind the Rays.