20 thoughts on “September 24, 2016: Wait, How Do You Use A Semi-Colon Again?!”

    1. Sheenie and I will be there; we'll probably be between sections 120-23. We just wander around until we find an inattentive/apathetic usher and sit down there.

  1. "First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”

  2. I have an employee who can't go one paragraph without a comma splice, I'm trying to find the right time to give her a grammar lesson.

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