WGOM Pledge Drive – FTLT on the Wolves

I don't know how many good analogies really exist. Most seem clumsy, if not forced. The ones that don't have been beaten so far into the ground that they have sort of lost any meaning that they once had. I think back to something I heard once in a movie about how if you say a word enough times in a row, it kind of loses all meaning, barely even sounding like a word anymore.


This Wolves team is pretty fun to watch, right?

Karl-Anthony Towns is evolutionary Tim Duncan
Andrew Wiggins is turning into an absolute scoring machine-- creating images in my head of how people described Bernard King to me
Zach Lavine, seriously, that Zach Lavine is proving to be nearly as effective from the 3 point line as he has been in dunk contests.
Rubio's true shooting percentage has been high in the forbidden zone, if not the restricted area.

See what I mean about analogies being clumsy and forced?

I was surprised when jobu asked me to put together a post about the Wolves for Pledge Week. I haven't posted in over two years here at the WGOM (!). Life kind of gets in the way sometimes. The herd is getting older. The Bison is 5 and The Bisonette is 3. Wife and I just celebrated a wedding anniversary this past weekend. Since I started hanging out at the WGOM in 2008 I have bought three houses and sold two. I had a great job, lost it, Got a bad job and turned it into a good one. Things change, people change, situations change. One thing that has been kind of a constant is a bad Timberwolves team. It reminds me of another show full of clumsy metaphors, Lost. Desmond had Penny and I have the Timberwolves. But then again -- spoiler alert-- something happens with Penny, I think. The whole show got kind of confusing after a little while and the whole thing starts to blend together. One analogy that probably isnt clumsy is Pekovic as Mr. Ecko though.

Some lousy things have happened to some fine folks here over the past few years. Maybe the WGOM has been their constant. The thing that brings them back. The thing that makes you smile when you are having a crummy day.

Maybe it is a Dieng shot from the elbow.
Maybe it is Shabaaz rotating on defense.
Maybe it is Dunn leaping into a lane for a steal.
Maybe it is couting Tyrus Jones' freckles.
Maybe it is cheaptoy's 1000th list comprising of only metal songs on FMD
Maybe it is new guy's twitter account.
Maybe it is hoping that 6 will show up and post one of his homemade photoshops in a gamelog
Maybe it was looking in the CoC everyday in 2016 hoping that Moss will come back with his thoughts about the election...

Everybody needs something to keep them going-- and if that is the WGOM-- even if it is only part time-- and you havent been allowed to talk about politics for like 7 years-- that is a great thing.

Donate some money to keep this thing alive. If you look at it once a week or twenty times a day it is still something worth having.

Sort of like the Timberwolves.

10 thoughts on “WGOM Pledge Drive – FTLT on the Wolves”

    1. What was a bummer about last night was the wolves usual third quarter swoon happened with our best players on the floor. They went cold on both ends. The biggest thing to be hopeful for is Thibs will make them better in defense eventually.

  1. Karl-Anthony Towns's Three-Point Stroke Is Dumb Fun

    Towns went 3-10 from behind the arc in last night’s loss to the Hornets, and 2-7 the game before, leaving things murky as to whether this recent surge is, in the short-term, helpful for the Wolves.

    In the long term, it clearly is: here is the NBA’s most versatile prospect feeling out what will soon enough be yet another reliable weapon. Towns is, after all, shooting a respectable 37.2 percent from the arc this season, and is attempting 4.3 threes. That’s up from the 1.1 threes he attempted per game last season, taking a small toll on his effective field goal percentage, which has dipped from 55.5% to 52.8%.

    It’s also just fun to look at, like a child messing around with a new toy he’s not sure he’s allowed to touch.

  2. Was the movie you mentioned Baumbach's Kicking and Screaming? Man I love that movie.

    I loved this post too. I'll echo others: come by more often.

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