20 thoughts on “Super Bowl LIII: New England Patriots vs. Los Angeles Rams”

1. my football spread is tacos, beans n rice, chips, salsa, beer (nothing fancy)

   1. Kinda Potato skins: baked potatoes, cheddar cheese, bacon, broccoli/broccolini tips, Irish butter, Icelandic yogurt, chopped jalapenos.

2. In trying to convince my son to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 tonight (we watched 1 last night). So far he is resisting because of YouTube, which is very frustrating.

   If i can't convince him, in going to try to do as many un-American things as I can as an fu to football.

   1. That B squad curling championship?

      1. Oof, I had just a terrible game this morning. My front end couldn't draw to save their lives and I was missing my takeouts by millimeters. Didn't help that I was pissed to even have to play at 10 because people's lives are so controlled by fucking football.

         In the end, it looks like I'm just going to play video games.

         1. I met the Sinclair team today. Good curlers are much better than me.

3. the most exciting part of that half is when Tony Romo got excited that Jim Nantz jinxed the kicker.

   1. and a record setting long punt

4. Whats up with the Bud Light/no corn syrup adverts? Here is my uneducated guess: even though Bud Light is far and away America's top selling beer, they are losing market share (along with Bud, Miller, Coors). The top gaining beer Mich Ultra. Also coming out this year, a bunch of spiked seltzers and spiked still water. With its recent change to "hey look! we have nutritional information on our packaging now!" and tonights "we dont make beer with corn syrup!" they are trying to tap into those hot selling "healthy beers/brews"

   1. tl;dr
      this game needs some excitment

   2. Because rice adjuncts >>> corn adjuncts. Duh.
      🙄

      1. right
         but saying "corn syrup!" make the other products looks even though its not the awful HFCS

         1. Well, that's the point. They are trying to hype a distinction-without-difference into this Big Deal.

            My response is, c'mon, man. Your customers don't know or care about Rheinheitsgebot and you know it, so this is really cynical bullshit.

            1. Much better is that everyone on the Twitters has suddenly become an expert on the brewing process.

5. POINTS!

6. Just think there were Boston kids 3 months old who had never experienced a Championship.

7. Super Bore.

   But we had bacon-wrapped water chestnuts (mmmmm) and bacon-wrapped jalapenos stuffed with cheese, and deviled eggs, and pizza.

   1. bacon on the pizza?

      1. Bacon in the deviled eggs?

         1. Six Degrees of Bacon

Comments are closed.