Quite a surprise to plunge Sanó all the way down to Ft. Myers. I'm pretty fine with the move though and am glad the front office had the stones to make it. That said, he's far from the only problem with this team right now.

Speaking of lost and terrified little creatures all alone out there in a cold and indifferent world, spare a thought for Opportunity as it braves the massive Martian dust storms.

If you're in need of some good news, the #mprraccoon made the roof!

We had a guy come out to do a routine duct cleaning. Turns out our previous owner never bothered with anything of the sort and everything was covered in black mold. Fun! That was $1,000 instead of $100. Anyway, I was happy that the guy tearing apart our bathroom didn't uncover a mold colony or two. I know some of you have gone through that. Doesn't sound cool, yo.

The Eds are the lone highlight of the lineup these days. Someone else needs to step up their game as well. Let Joe be the spark plug that wakes these other stiffs up.