Jane's been on a smoothie kick lately. It's the only way Pete will knowingly and willingly consume any leafy greens. Lots of *whrrrrr*ing lately.

I'm single parenting this week while Sheenie is away at a conference. I hustled this morning and got the dog and the Valet all ready, hopped in the car, started driving, and noticed something didn't feel right. I pulled over after a block and noticed that the front right tire is completely flat. I'm waiting for the tow, and you all know who I DIDN'T call for help.

Spinners. Whaddya got, folks?

No game today. Yesterday wasn't great, but think of where we were last year: 10-26 and 13 games back to boot. I'll take it.

Happy Mother's Day, everyone! Go forth and be thankful.

...will not happen this month, but I'm on break, and threw myself off for a second.

I'm off for two weeks while writing this show. No matter what time I go to sleep, I'm getting up between 5:30 and 6:30. Which is particularly odd since I never HAVE to be up in that window.

159 years young and still beautiful.

Mother's Day is coming up, so be sure to thank the lovely ladies in your life that didn't let you grow up to be cowboys.

(If anything else is going on, I sure don't know about it. Uh huh, no way)