At long last, a championship for Boston!

Is it called the ides of June, or is that just a May um, March thing? (Oh, all months that start with M are the same) Anyway, if you haven't noticed yet, the Lexicon is above and as of yet has just a handful of entries. If you'd like to add to it and don't have the permissions, email me.

The Bruins lead the Canucks 19-8 in goals scored, and yet somehow, there's a game seven tomorrow.

Last night, history was made as Daneeka's Ghost became the first two-time winner of Spookymilk Survivor. Oh! And the Mavericks won their first-ever NBA Finals over a bunch of tin-eared, um, dumb-dumbs.

Skim, the only female invitee, was praised for giving the best gift (a Clone Wars version of Obi-Wan Kenobi) at a boy's birthday party yesterday. Atta girl.

I have some contractual obligations at work today, so I'll be there for five hours. The problem is, I have no real function there anymore, so I try to look busy while doing nothing, which is much more work than actual work would be. I will not miss this corporation, or corporations in general.

Perfect outcome for Dallas-based teams last night: Rangers lose, Mavs win.

A week and a half ago, I may have said that the Twins would never beat the Indians again.

This NBA final is going to give me a heart attack.

The Twins have picked up five games in the standings over their last five. If these trends continue...ayyyyyy!