Happy Birthday–May 27

Frank Snyder (1894)
Pinky Higgins (1909)
Terry Moore (1912)
George O’Donnell (1929)
Jerry Kindall (1935)
Fred Bruckbauer (1938)
Jim Holt (1944)
Gary Nolan (1948)
Terry Collins (1949)
Mark Connor (1949)
Mark Clear (1956)
Ed Nunez (1963)
John Jaha (1966)
Jeff Bagwell (1968)
Frank Thomas (1968)
Todd Hundley (1969)

Mark Connor pitched in the Twins’ minor league system from 1971-1972 before he suffered a career-ending arm injury.  He has been a pitching coach for the Yankees, Arizona, Toronto, Texas, and Baltimore.  He also was the head baseball coach at the University of Tennessee.

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May 27, 2012: Advantages

Well, we got the place. My ability to manipulate conversations has helped me win arguments and Werewolf games in the past, but yesterday, it helped me talk down my rent by $100 a month. That's probably the best use I'll ever get from that power, unless Survivor casts me someday.

TV Review: Twins Baseball “Same Old Sad Story” (Episode 46, Season 52)

"Same Old Sad Story" lived up its name, as the show's writers seem intent on punishing the faithful who continue to view this cliched nonsense week in and week out. For those of you who wisely tuned out, here's what you missed.

* Carl continued to try and fail to battle his demons (we did learn something about his father being murdered by a strikeout pitch, so I guess that was new)
* Some lame subplot about how it sucks to fail when it really counts
* The opposing team won

Sound familiar? It ought to. We've seen this same episode no fewer than seven times now. At this point, I'm not even sure why Carl is still a recurring character, as we've obviously seen everything he has to offer. I suppose there's something to be said for a familiar face, but there's no way that a fresh face could be worse (on the other hand, I've seen previews of some of the upcoming character "spotlight episodes" featuring characters like Frankie and P.J., so maybe the producers are just working with what they have - what can I say? Times are tough.) The point is, this episode wasn't any good the first seven times, it's not good now, and based on what we've seen, I think the writing staff is out of new ideas. I know this season was written to be a rebuilding of sorts - bring the plot back to "bunch of scrappy losers find a way to win three times" - and while that makes the occasional good episode a real pleasure, it's an awful slog to go through. Let's just say nobody's going to be streaming anything from this season on Netflix anytime soon.

Confession time. I'm beginning to think that this show is miscast. Joe Mauer tries admirably, but he simply doesn't have what it takes to pull off the villain character the show's producers and advertisements so clearly want him to be. He's much better suited to be one of the hero characters. Maybe they'll cast him that way later, but I don't have any faith that the producers know what they're doing.

It doesn't seem that long ago that this show was one of the best things on television. The plot was tight and unpredictable, the characters were all well played and likable (and those that weren't were pruned from the cast before they became the avatars of frustration that some of this season's characters have been). Who can forget the heartbreak of 2008's season finale? Or the joy of 2010's string of exceptionally strong episodes? This show has become rote, and as such, I cannot recommend further viewing until several things are remedied.

2012 Game 46: Tigers @ Twins

Okay. This team stinks, but last week, I posted the game plan for victory - and they followed it to victory. The best part? Absolutely nothing has changed. Sure, Max Scherzer might strike out 30 more per nine innings than Carl Pavano (I think I actually saw Carl Pavano summon the ghosts of baseball players past so he could un-strike them out, lowering his k/9 to something like -4... dark magic, that), but he has no facial hair whatsoever.

Meanwhile, Morneau has parlayed his smooth Canadian charm into in actual war on the opposing pitcher - I wouldn't be surprised if he hit seven home runs today in four at bats.

Mauer's a pussy, but he'll probably whine his way on base two or three times this afternoon. A.J. would advance the runners with a leadership scowl, but walking's cool, too, I guess.

We're actually playing at Target Field today, so expect the Tigers to ground out weakly in shame when they think of where they have to play their games.

This is in the bag, people. Can we just skip to tomorrow so that we can catch a nailbiter?

My prediction: Twins 14, Tigers 8.

This Week in Twins Transactions

Cole DeVries was promoted from Rochester.
Jason Marquis was designated for assignment.
Michael Hollimon was activated from the disabled list by Rochester.
Rene Tosoni was sent from Rochester to New Britain.
Joe Benson was placed on the disabled list by New Britain.
Danny Rams was activated from the disabled list by Fort Myers.
Rory Rhodes was sent from Beloit to extended spring training.
Bart Carter was placed on the seven day disabled list by Beloit.
Matthew Tomshaw was placed on the seven day disabled list by Beloit.
Tim Atherton was promoted from Elizabethton to Beloit.

This Week in Ex-Twins

Arizona organization (AAA Reno) announced that David Winfree has retired.
Atlanta organization promotes Jose Lugo from AA Mississippi to AAA Gwinnett.
Baltimore signs J. C. Romero as a free agent and assigns him to AAA Norfolk.
Baltimore organization sends Allan de San Miguel from AAA Norfolk to AA Bowie.
Boston sends Darnell McDonald to AAA Pawtucket.
Cubs organization (AAA Iowa) activates Ryan Rowland-Smith from the disabled list.
White Sox sign Orlando Hudson as a free agent.
Milwaukee activates Carlos Gomez from the disabled list.
Mets organization (AA Binghamton) activates Kevin Mulvey from the disabled list.
St. Louis organization signs Aaron Bates and assigns him to AAA Memphis.
York of the Atlantic League signs Bobby Kielty.
Lincoln of the American Association signs D’Angelo Jimenez.

Game 45 recap: Tigers 10 Twins 6

Jay Sherman pretty much sums up the state of the Twins starting pitching

httpv://youtu.be/RiMOKmp0uZc

Yes, they all stink. The Tigers had 16 (!) hits and were walked 3 times. Its a shame because ever since Jason Justin Morneau has returned to the lineup 9 games ago, the Twins have been scoring a lot of runs and hitting the ball with some authority. (6.4 runs per game, 10 HRs, and a slash line of .273/.340/.450/.790) But, are only 5-4 and have slipped to 11 games behind the Tigers in the AL Central.

Twins start a string of afternoon games starting today. Carl Pavano is on the mound. hopefully he can go 6 innings.

Remodeled basement. Same half-baked taste.