Tonight, the Twins play the first of four against the scarier of the two not-scary-to-any-other-divisions-out-there Central division leaders. Of course, the home field advantage is nullified by the pitching matchup:
Carl Pavano 6-6, 130 IP, 3.88 K/9, 1.73 BB/9, 4.08 ERA, 3.97 FIP, 4.12 xFIP, 1.6 WAR
Justin Verlander 12.5, 157 IP, 8.77 K/9, 1.89 BB/9, 2.29 ERA, 2.70 FIP, 2.96 xFIP, 4.7 WAR
You know, now that Pavano's numbers are starting to look not so bad, it's cruel that I have to set them up against Verlander's ludicrous numbers. Well, Pavano walks 0.16 fewer guys per nine innings. That's something, right? Guys?
This one could get frustrating for the hitters, but hey, Kubel might be back tomorrow, and Verlander isn't all that likely to pitch in back-to-back games, as durable as he is.
Go Twins! Bunt early, bunt often. Get Verlander tossed!
Is this a must win game?
Counting tonight, 10 of the Twins next 40 are against Detroit. I'd like them to win most of those, but they probably don't have to.
You can't spell "must wins" without "twins."
I doubt it's even a can win game.
I noticed not only is Mauer hitting lately, but he's walking and not striking out, which is starting to right the ship on his ugly K/BB ratio this season.
Progression to the mean.
Seems like this switch to first base is really paying off. (ducks)
The pick to get a hit tonight is Cuddy, because she "likes his smile, I guess"
yeah, that'll help a lot against a tough righty
Maybe he needs to wink instead.
Watch for low and outside......but be careful for in your ear.
That's a nice smile.
It is looking increasingly likely that I will be moving to Columbia, MO.
Columbia, MO is a great place to live, IMO.
If you have to be in central misery.
Closer to where Ha Ha Tonka is from.
I really hate playing tech support for family members.
+1,000 to that one.
Times a million.
thankfully, despite my knowledge, my brother is even better than me. So he gets most of the calls
This.
Super Cuddly!
Awww.
Cuddy?! Well, what the heck do I know?!
Now say something about "Thome can't get a hit."
It wasn't me, it was the gal on Twins radio that picked him to get a hit.
Looks like the lead-off triple will be wasted again. Where's the flyball to the outfield when you need it?
in Chili's nightmares
Stoopid sacrifice flies.
More controversy over a stupid, vague rule
Which rule was it this time?
check-swings
Yeah, I hate that "rule" too.
lead off triple?! come on, guys! *prepares [facepalm.jpg]*
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Pitch 2 to Delmon was such a good curveball, the ump was fooled. Don't worry, Delmon won't take a walk anyhow.
Pav's with twice the H's and half the K's, ballpark to what I expected
I was thinking after about the fourth foul, "Just hit him, Carl." It's like he can hear what I'm thinking.
Really slow game log tonight.
I was just thinking that, too!
Really slow game.
Unfortunately, not so slow any more.
OK, now I'm thinking "Just hit Miggy, Carl."
'Specially since the ump don't want to call the right side of the plate a strike.
oh cr@p
I hate UNO's even more when the other team gets runs from them.
Good wigglin', Carl.
Sup fellas?
How's about a hit, Joe?
You didn't specify when.
Okay, I swear that when I wrote that bit of snark, Yahoo's box score said Mauer struck out. Now it says he singled.
You know what really makes for a great last night before vacation? Sitting at the tire store, waiting to get new tires because you woke up to a flat this morning. That's what. >
Beats last night ON vacation
Well, there is that.
I picked up a screw in the S80 we rented for the wedding while taking my best man to the airport so he could fly home to Seattle, but thankfully some really nice guys in a no-name Chicago tire storefront fixed it curbside.
evening, all.
spooks: weeelllll, sh!t. i've really gotta connect my gmail account to the one i check on a semi-regular basis. also, maybe get in the habit of checking the site. if i survive, this is a nice traumatic experience to remember to do so. sorry, brah.
Ya done broke my heart, hj. (I said that to you in VII, right?)
Not sure how this vote will break down. Best of luck, man...
GOABO
Mauer cracks the .300 barrier.
This just in. MLB at bat lite sucks.
Most anything lite does.
frack
Well, that's probably enough run support for Verlander.
At least he's on my fantasy team.
Have I mentioned how much I dislike Brennan Besh?
Good on that lady for remembering Smalley was related to Mauch.
and Roy Smalley Sr!
I wish the Twins' batters could face Pavano.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
This sucks.
Getting out of hand here.
I am suddenly nostalgic for Justin Morneau, Jason Kubel and Denard Span.
On one hand, I like Smalley subtly digging on Bert for ragging pitchers every time something bad happens, but perhaps defending 2011 Pavano is not the best choice.
Bonderman's not pitching, so this game is toast.
I was just thinking about that meltdown at the dome. I was gonna ask hopefully if such a turnaround was possible.
BTW, did this Betemit trade happen today? What was the Royals' haul?
crap.
Not sure what the Royals got, but Inge was DFA'd.
Inge has always intrigued me. (Probably because I had Punto to compare him to.) My guess is he still holds the season record for homers from the #9 spot in the lineup.
He'd be a huge hero in his town if he was only 50 pounds heavier*. Looks like he really stinks this year, so he might be done.
*He was too thin for that GHBP** from game 163 to register for the ump.
**Garment Hit By Pitch.
This will just make the
inevitable comebackinevitable series split all that much sweeter.Rate stats are much more useful in making comparisons, Dick.
I nailed that trivia; musta took a second too long. And meanwhile, Gordo asks, "Where would you FIND that??"
Lexi gets it started. This is a rally inning.
Can Cuddy keep pace?
Yes. Yes, he can.
Cuddy go wall banging.
Getting way ahead of myself here, but it looks like it will be hard for Mauer to get enough ABs this year to qualify for the batting title.
The broadcast team said the other day it's virtually impossible. Granted, it's them. I haven't done the math myself
he needs 3.1*162 = 503 plate appearances to qualify.
502*
yea, yea, yea. I rounded up.
He doesn't need to. Outs are added until 502 PA are reached.
I know baseball-reference does that...does MLB as well?
yes. Gwynn or Boggs had the scenario almost happen back in the 80's, if I remember right. That's where I heard that they'd do that if necessary.
Sorry, 1994, and they DID do that.
No, wait, that was the strike year. well, nevermind.
have a rhubarb pop, sir
I fielded that question like a high Delmon pop-fly. But I caught it.
There is no "D" in Rhubarb Runner
but two in David
It was done more recently for Braun when he won the SLG title in 2007. If you refresh the main stats page (where it lists the leaders), a trivia blurb will appear at the bottom citing the rule.
Good point, assuming he outpaces the competition by a good margin.
I don't know about you guys but I am really excited about the upcoming Twins comeback.
Yeah 2012 should be a great year.
Smalley talking about how great hitters foul off tough pitches until they get a good pitch to hit. He just described Bobby Abreu, one of the most underrated hitters of our generation.
C'mon Chuck!
That's the stuff. You can do this, man. This is your time.
Mags is OPSing .606 this year, only .653 against Lefties. You Got This.
Gol dang. CJ can't get any breaks.
Letting Magglio get on base but retiring Miggy, huh? You're a tough nut to crack, CJ.
Whoo-hoo! You did it Chuckers! No Runs, one measly lucky single (grounder past 3B), and one walk.
ERA? Now 2.57. One more groundskeeping inning and they'll figure out you're better than Doomsie and Burnsie and Mijares. [Slaps CJs Butt, lingers just a second too long.]
(this is more flaunting the new player event page than anything else...)
Why does L'Orange hate Chuck James?
The 7th inning ride of Ben Revere!
OK Twins, CJ needs a W. Time to score five!
Six?
Sure! Butters-Revere-Casilla leading off the inning should get them halfway there.
I badly hope it's Plouffe-Revere-Casilla.
Murderers'Victims' Row.A homer to Jhonny? Dammit Chuckles.
Well F.
Chuck just wants Diamond to have a chance to pitch.
Thank you, Roy, for using "declaim" in a broadcast.
Declaim by AMR that Chuck just wants Diamond to have a chance to pitch is de hardest thing to believe.
ChucK James!
ChucKK James!
ICH,B!
This is the problem of having only two catchers.
Baby Uno.
Doomsie, not Diamond?
I wish he pitched well enough to obtain the moniker "The Doomsday Machine."
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Also, please, please, please, put Verlander back in for the 9th.
126 pitches after 8.
Hopefully things will go better with Coke.
I'd like to teach the world to sing that.
[Corey Haim .jpg]
It wouldn't have been the first time he threw that many.
True, but I guess a 5-run lead was incentive enough to pull him.
Boo. We wanted to see some Marissa.
Man, Coke is wild.
All we need now is a salami to tie.
Only got bologna.
Delmon Meyer.
Verlander: 5H, 1ER, 0BB
James: 3H, 1ER, 1BB
One of these guys will get the W, the other gets nothing.
How very _elm_n.
BOOOOOOO.
was that "Crazy Train" for Del?
Anybody else think Verlander might be prosecuted tomorrow for elder abuse?
Well, that sucked. Hopefully, it will be like last series when the Twins sucked the first day and won the rest of the games.