After suffering the beatdown for the ages, just a couple days later, the Twins are poised for - at worst - a season split. Plus, their best pitcher is going. Well, how about that?
Scott Baker 8-5, 115.2 IP, 8.48 K/9, 2.41 BB/9, 2.88 ERA, 3.35 FIP, 3.48 xFIP, 2.4 WAR
Matt Harrison 8-7, 118 IP, 5.95 K/9, 2.90 BB/9, 3.05 ERA, 3.86 FIP, 3.88 xFIP, 1.9 WAR
Is Matt Harrison the Scott Baker of the south? Their numbers are similar enough, outside of Ks, that I'm guessing he's probably underappreciated down there. Or maybe I'm just cynical because of Bert's endless whining about the bullpen and all that.
Setting aside the usual snark about Baker's unwarranted strained relationship with the jagweeds in the media, he really is having a nice season. To date, Baker's best season was 2008, and this one is on pace to surpass it.
The Twins are six games out as well as six games under, and that seems to be the way it's been for a week or two. Let's take another step in the right direction tonight.
Just FYI - 5.5 out, the Tigers lost today and V-Mart and Brad Penny had a spat on the mound during the game. Awwwww yeeeeeeeeah.
As an aside, every time I see the name Brad Penny I get the song "Bad Penny" by Big Black stuck in my head. All day.
The Tigers are publicly acting like morons and Cabrera's not even involved? Wow, that's gravy.
Victory!
Martinez.
All day.
Me, too. It must be viral.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSivVYwKwZc
Here's a GIF from SBNation.
That's in reply to Zack
Just a friendly ol' visit to the mound, right?
I don't like Nishi batting 2nd.
I don't like Nishi batting
2nd.I'm just trying to pretend that its some first year jitters and that next year he'll be awesome.
My hope, too. Really would love that to happen.
Nice.
If only you hadn't informed him of your intent to fix it for him...
I don't like Nishi batting
2nd. FTFYLETS GO TIMMY!
Tolbert. GTF out of the way. Who knew I'd miss Laddie so much.
It's excessive to feel this way about a no-gamer who floats between AAA and the big club, but I find myself filling with rage every time I see Tolbert.
He looks like a miniature Morneau to me, so I usually start giggling first, then I get angry.
Mini Mountie, Yeah good times. I don't mind him being up on the bench if there are no other option . . . but there are other options.
Two girls holding a pro-Robby sign? If they're not relatives of his, that's the most awful thing I've seen on a Twins broadcast all season, Matt Capps excepted.
you wonder if they were abused as children
I'll be abusing them as adults if they don't put their ludicrous sign away.
The milkman's going sour in the heat...
That is more accurate than you know. It's awful here. Awful.
We've been stuck in a massive heat/humidity wave of our own for about two weeks, so I'm also about ready to smack down some stupid people.
Because of our high overnight low temps (we set our sixth record today), this is StL's fourth highest mean temperature July on record.
so, can we safely talk about GreekHouse now?
Yeah, screw that nerdy mathie.
*makes a note not to tell anyone if I'm going to be gone for any length of time*
Its better than being eaten by a bear any time anyone returns from a somewhat lengthy absence.
Har! I was hoping you noticed.
I never want to respond lest I spoil the ruse.
it was a KOALA. They're not bears.
You wouldn't say that if you had one gnawing on your leg.
ydnrojm
Evening, everyone.
Joe Mauer gonna make you look da fool!
THAT was great.
Remember that one time Delmon walked twice in a game? Did that really ever happen?
Remember back when we didn't have Delmon? Yeah, me neither.
Ah, good times.
Tolbot goes bloop.
Tolbot. yay. or something. GO ReDEERe
Silver lining of Casilla being out- whichever stand-in radio guy they had last night kept calling him "Cays-ee-uh" or something like that. Bugged the crap out of me.
Yeah, it's been caaaaaah-SEE-yeh all season for him.
Any idea of which it really is? I'm used to the second, but it wouldn't shock me if the announcers had been messing it up for forever.
Dazzle still can't manage to put the accent on the right syllable in "Morneau."
Casilla is the only current twin I've talked to for more than 30 seconds, I hope he gets back soon.
Listen children and you shall hear
about the third inning fly out of Ben Revere
Hey, it might have been the hardest he's hit a ball in two weeks.
One out if by air; two if by grounder
One if by grounder, two if by flyball
I submit mine was slower, but grounder: land
It's harder to turn two on the fly ball.
Point conceded.
Rangers broadcast is okay tonight since I'm on the balcony w/ a cigar. Oh yeah the wife is out of town. TWINS baseball.
What kind of cigar? I was a fan of Partagás black labels back when I was free to partake.
I was about to ask the same question. (An old GF from Toronto supplied me with a box
oncetwice. She loved Havana.)Nothing super: first up a Medallas de Oro and I might make through that and feel like another I have a Punch. Didn't have time to make it to the Cigar Store. They're kinda hard to come by in Downtown DC.
Both are far from my favorite but usually its my bro or dad who has em when I visit Fargo.
The wife being far, far away is the only time I get cigars. Small favors, right?
Its an externality for sure.
Scotty is dealing.
Oh, shut up Dazzle -- Carew used to take a step on his swings too sometimes.
Carew, plus every left-handed softball player ever. It's not that strange.
hells yes! Any way to get my butt down to first base faster!
Carew had been called out a couple times though for (allegedly) stepping out of the batter's box during his swing.
Cuddy!
Sorry, I just like two-out hits. Got a little excited, there.
In Arlington did Kubel Khan
hit a ball for out number three
Keep 'em coming!
In Target Field, where pitchers throw
Between the innings row on row
Boo to lots of singles.
*wants to blame Tolbert; can't come up with a good reason -- does anyway*
Is Tolbert blocking Baker's view of the bullpen?
could be, could be!
So I grabbed a glass of wine to take the edge off this crummy day, and out of nowhere, Sour Cream ran up and slapped me in the junk while I was taking a sip. In addition to the pain, I dropped the glass.
This isn't my day, I guess.
Ouch.
I didn't see her coming, which made it so much worse.
Consider it a prophylactic
Marriage has turned into a pretty decent prophylactic for me...sigh.
I am also married, but with fewer nut shots. Also BLACKMAIL!!!1!!
A few weeks ago, my 5-year old daughter did the same to me as I was leaning on a wall, with my 3-year old boy wedged between me and the wall. My reflex twitch trying to avoid the punch bounced his head into the wall, so I had the sore sack and a screaming 3-year old that I felt terrible about hurting. Kids are great!
I hate to be a jerk, especially with Spooky having a bad day, but both these stories made me laugh quite a bit. I'm sure I'm storing up some bad karma for a serious nut shot of my own down the road, though.
Oh, you'll get more nut shots than you would ever want, that's for sure.
Oh joy.
Don't feel badly, 'toy. Despite the pain, I know how funny it is. That's why I share such things.
Fear not, the whiskey is putting an end to any bad feelings I may have had today.
An amber alert.
Nicely done, bootsy.
More like a white warning.
Is that Billy Idol? Or one of those Norwegian metal bands you favor? 😉
Neither taste so sweet.
(seriously, this stuff is almost oddly sweet on the tongue.)
What is it?
(I just dipped into my old standby: Jim Beam.)
Death's Door White Whiskey, made from Wisconsin.
It's very interesting, and the first time I tried it I wasn't a huge fan of the missing oakiness. But its really growing on me.
I like the logo.
I would have thought it would taste earthier, with hints of beer and cheese.
Noodles should let the dude field that ball if he's there. Need an arm.
DON"T RUN ON MAUER woo.
I like the thought by Texas to stay out of the double-play. Not so much with a runner at third, though.
YDNROJM
I'm amused at how many times in the series Mauer has thrown out a runner by 10 feet.
Wow. Them Rangers never learn. You don't run, walk, or skip on Joe Mauer.
"Jim Thome turned off the jets about the time he hit first base" ha
The next person who says Thome's not a first-ballot Hall of Famer should get a surprise nut shot from Sour Cream or the nearest available child.
Now that should be a gif
Ooh, I like the edited version even better. Especially if we can keep a ticked-off fifteen year-old sumo wrestler in every radio booth around the country.
UNO? No? Is Delmon hurt or summat?
He still popped out, so he is sadly healthy, yet fat.
Good, I'd hate to have a broken Delmon on our hands, again.
No sir, he's back to being a whole pumpkin again.
What is going on with Tolbert? Two hits? He's going to be useless for weeks after this power display.
Sweet running revere.
why couldn't Valencia have been batting second?!
Great at bat, Nishi.
What, you don't have to go home on the weakly-hit infield grounder? Why didn't we know this a couple games ago? And then Yoshi makes it a moot point.
Didn't I mention how I didn't like Nishi batting in the 2 hole?
Anyone else think Nishioka could use a game or three off? Before Casilla was hurt at least?
Each man's out diminishes me,
For I am involved in Twinskind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the Bert tolls,
It Tolberts for thee.
Nice one, Papa.
Rave on, John Donne.
Eff, so its one of these dink and doink games, eh?
I hate it when a two-run deficit in the 5th feels insurmountable.
85 pitches for Harrison, we'll be seeing the bullpen soon.
good evening all
looks like we needs some runs
Did you bring any?
Looks like he brought at least one.
Hm, no juicy runs. Good thing for DW he didn't bring those.
I brought 1
I was told last night they make pills for that now.
Erectile dysfunction?
Crapps.
looks like we needs some runs
Those words could be typed pretty much every day this season...
At least we're not Mariners fans...
I think the nature of the #6org Curse means our epic losing streak comes next year.
I feel the most bad for Blackburn, I think he's going to be affected the most by this curse.
Alright, Gameday gave me a badge for 2 Cuddy hits. I could also get one for a _elm_n home run. I will not be getting an _elm_n badge.
Does it count if a ball bounces off his head and over the fence? 'Cause I think that's more likely than a homerun coming off his bat.
That might be the only way for _elm_n to be mentioned in the same breath as Jose Canseco.
Oh Danny boy, the fans, the fans are calling
From left to right, and down the third base line
The inning's done, and all our hope is falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
(I was gonna link to the 'virtual drinking buddy', but stopped by Trees Lounge instead...)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IM_umZumBQ
SIT down. That shot to the shoulder had me grimacing.
I wonder if the Washington Nationals want Delmon Young
I think I could get behind a Young for Storen deal.
Young for Ivan Rodriguez would do it for me.
Nishi can't hit. Least he could do is field.
Ouch. Gardy pulled him.
Bakeman pulling the string. Woot.
Alright, CH, we have an enforcer for when fools are against Thome on the first ballot.
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Little fists of fury!
That is so cute and vaguely threatening, all at the same time!
That is a devious smile.
I'm guessing spooky didn't even have to request that smile- looks like she's a natural imp.
Well, it is Kelly Wells' daughter.
Oh, no. No, no...
Sorry, pal. I went all Chris Hansen for a minute...
No worries. Solid gag. I just have to shake it out of my head for a sec here.
Why don't you have a seat.
She actually had an angry face going, but couldn't hold it.
rally inning
So, is this a sign that Gardy patience with Nishi is wearing thin?
Mauer walks for the first time tonight, after drawing two. Sweet.
aw, I woulda liked the lefty/righty matchup
I am getting here just in time to see a Twins comeback victory. Excellent.
Hey, the 12-year old Japanese kid is out there again!
He's 35. How can that be?
Huh, I figured he was maybe mid-twenties, at most. That's crazy.
I saw the best men on base of this game stranded by Nishi, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Texas field at night looking for a well placed hit.
Free getting in on the poetry reading tonight, with a strong entry!
I belong to the
BeatBlank Generation.I had logged off last night to go home, just saw this bit of poetry. Well done.
Well, I'm headed for my drive home, bring this one back, boyos! I'll be in my car cursing.
I don't care for Josh Hamilton.
I don't care for Dumatrait.
Since we're all about poets tonight, I kinda like the Junky.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Delmon sucks
And Baker got jobbed again.
That's gorgeous, man.
Dig it, man.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeHQtJm5UI
Amost missed this gem. Sometimes it's fun to go back the next day to see where a game log headed.
rotten orange
Spoiled juice.
Defensively sound.
Ugh. Where is Drew Storen when you need him?
Goodbye close game.
Sure glad we saved our good relievers for the 9th inning save
Valencia will find himself under the bus after this game, I guarantee it. But the real f-up here is throwing Dumatrait out there in a close game. Bring in Perkins.
the floodgates are now open
If elm'n hits a home run I will call him by his proper name for the rest of my life.
F'n elm'n.
The manager is responsible for this one. Nishi batting second was a joke.
Is that why they lost?
Indeed, sir. Just ignore the mediocrity that infests the rest of the lineup card.
GOSO
after giving up a billion runs the first game, the Twins played well the next three...so theres that