I didn't see a game log, so here one is.
That's about as much effort as I feel like putting into this team right now. When the major leaguers outnumber the minor leaguers on the roster, they might grab my attention again.
I didn't see a game log, so here one is.
That's about as much effort as I feel like putting into this team right now. When the major leaguers outnumber the minor leaguers on the roster, they might grab my attention again.
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One-zip? Psh. Game over.
I stand corrected.
Heh. I went with AA while you picked A-. Yours certainly feels closer to the truth.
Heh, I didn't see yours. I can delete this one.
Naw, keep it; there are LTEs here.
"Morneau doubles on a popup to shortstop."
I'm expecting a "Great Moments in Gameday History" bit soon.
The hit chart shows it in fairly deep left field. I'd be, not having seen it, that Santiago was going back and somehow messed up the catch allowing Morneau to hustle into 2nd.
Bloop hit that left fielder dived for and missed and went past him for a double.
Call me a fair weather fan, but since I live in LA and the weather's always fair, I am sticking with the Twins no matter how low they sink this year. It's interesting that the actual AAA squad has done all right despite having players plucked off their roster right and left.
I'm talking tough, but unfortunately, this team is like an addictive poison for me. I'll stick with it, even if I know I shouldn't.
As depressing as the start of this season has been, this team isn't the Vikings, so I consider them to be worth paying attention to even when they suck. (Although the continued employment of Rene Rivera is making that harder.) If the season ends up crappy all year, at least we'll know it was, in my mind, basically due to some of the worst injury luck I've seen in some time.
I'm gonna stick with it, but that doesn't mean I'll be happy about it.
I grew up in the 1970s when they really did suck. You punk kids are spoiled.
Now GOML.
Same here. And I still root for the Timberwolves, so the Twins have a very, very low bar to clear.
Somehow upon moving to Iowa in 1998 and being greeted with 3 straight years of 90+ losses, I still became a Twins fan. Just in time too.
oh yeah, the twins of the mid-90s were awesome. i remember having 10 sections of the upper deck to ourselves.
Yes, but you still had the 1987 and 1991 afterglows. We had nothing. AND WE LIKED IT.
You call Butch "I like that kid!" Wyneger nothing?
Speak for the other kids around here. I missed that bit.
I was bitter from the start this season because they stopped broadcasting Sunday games on TV so they could make more money from Fox a year after their publicly funded stadium opened. The sucking hasn't helped. And yet, I still pay attention to the team...
Well, two XBH in one inning for the Twins offense. A record!
I really don't understand why teams are pitching to Kubel, given how the rest of the offense is doing.
is butters hurt? why is rivera playing so much?
I knew what you meant.
It's nice to know that every pitch Jack Morris threw went exactly where he wanted it to go and that when it did, no one ever hit it hard.
unless he was pitching to the score...then he might let up a bit.
bS - I made that tomato & green bean Greek dish you posted a few weeks back. Served it as the side to some lemon chicken and ciabatta bread. Delicious. Having some for lunch right now.
thumbs up, Mags. I really liked the mint and lemon in that combination.
from gleeman today:
prior to today, team leaders were Cuddy and Valencia with five each, followed by Morneau and _elm_n with four each. As a team, the Twins had accumulated 30 -- 18 of which were accounted for by those four guys.
Danny V. smacking Cabrera has been a highlight of the game so far.
The Cuddyer double play after that though, was so Twins Baseball 2011.
Afternoon, gents.
Dazzle: "I'm not a big numbers guy."
No sh*t.
.270/.324/.382
decidedly not big numbers
Drunky McSpousalabuse drives in two, and I'm done with this one. Off to do more work. Sigh.
Minor oddity: the Tigers have 4 players in the lineup whose first name and last name start with the same letter. Hopefully we will see Al Alburquerque pitch before it's over. Or maybe it's already over now that Cabrera just doubled.
in 1985, I'm sure we saw from time to time this arrangement in the infield:
Gary Gaetti
Greg Gagne
Tim Teufel
Bert Blyleven
And a couple years later, Senor Smoke!
Back in 2005, the Giants' infielders all had z's in their names - Feliz, Cruz, Vizquel, Alfonzo
And you win the AL ALBURQUERQUE sweepstakes!
My prize is a Twins comeback victory? Cool. I went to lunch and got a nice surprise upon returning.
I'd say its time to pull Baker and/or stop watching this game.
and
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
Yep, back to work.
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I don't care who the error went to: tolberting Tolbert.
normally I'd be upset with missing out on the beginning of a day game...
WOOT. Cabrera just got tossed.
Highlight of the game.
Ejections are not as exciting when you only have our radio guys doing the play-by-play.
Cabrera got nailed by Danny and tossed by Vic? I don't care what the score ends up being, this was a good game.
Well, that was interesting.
So, Rivera is doing a decent job at blocking pitches, it looks like.
Twitchy!
Nice job, Twitchy.
Is this the earliest Nathan has entered a game for the Twins?
*To Baseball-Reference!*
I believe it is!
I bet it is.
*not actually betting anything
Yeah, my cursory glance couldn't find him ever entering a game earlier than the 8th inning previously for the Twins.
Walk 'em all, Coke!
Double Play, we beat you!
Only by wasting a juicy line drive, but at least Cuddles has a chance to hit a weak grounder on the first pitch.
I'm sure it has been noted elsewhere, but it bears repeating. Today is a good day.
Come back soon, Joe. We'll bake you cookies!
Walk in 4 runs, Detroit!
What a pathetic at-bat, even for a minor leaguer.
It was a positively HOLM!sian at-bat.
And really? Why not walk Cuddy with two outs there? As ineffective as he's been, he is not a AAAA player.
A run! With the possibility of more!
Shh! The last time I did that, the Twins find new and exciting ways to make sure no more runs scored.
As long as it was exciting, I'm all for it.
Exciting way to make sure runs ARE scored. Maybe it's just me.
Gasp!
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEL!
OMG - WHAT WAS THAT?!
KUBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE!!!
Dude.
The first three-run homer of the season!
Watching the replay of Hughes's double, that's a funny statement because Span should already have scored.
Was that the rare "right field home run by a Twin at Target Field"?
That homer was Thome-esque!
To reiterate the Padre's question, why is anybody pitching to the Dude right now?
What is the sound of one bat clapping?
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!
Like Jeff said above, I don't know why people are pitching to Kubel the way his batting and the way the rest of the team isn't.
QFT.
Apparently my dad is at the game today. Glad he got to see this.
betcha AMR's having a decent time, too.
I was supposed to be at the game today, but I had to bite the bullet one last time for law school...
Uh oh, Cuddy in a familiar spot.....
Well, beats the double play.
Until Gameday updated me that it was, in fact, a double play. Ugh, why hit and run there?
Crap, the DP wasn't even completely Cuddy's fault that time.
Do we know if the Kuby Smacks image is appropriate for use over here? ('Cause this would be one hell of a place to use it.)
It's my image, so certainly! Anything of the season graphics images from my blog.
Sure, I walk away from my desk at work for 10 minutes, and the Twins throw runs up all over. Who's going to clean this up?
Really... THAT'S how it ends.
Unpossible. Simply unpossible.
WHY.
Can we get a bingle from Raging Tonsils?
Is that a bunt single?
To lead off the next inning?
Oh, scheiss. Strike-out and throw-out DP? Ugh. Gardy, why were you pushing your luck?
He's old school that way.
Well, Cuddy can handle the bat a little bit, and we wanted to get the runners moving, you know manufacture a run or two, now we got the lead, the pitcher just needs to throw the ball over the plate.
Dazzle'd
Hmm... I'm skeptical. If Dazzle would've said that, you would've used the word "rickershay".
Dangnabbit, I knew I left out a critical bit of dazzlespeak.
Somehow, I'm both suprised and not surprised in the slightest.
Not really digging the choice of Neck Fat to protect a one-run lead here, but I guess all our other decent options are in different uniforms now.
Luckily, we've got ourselves a renaissance closer, so Gardy thinks Capps can throw multiple innings.
Well, that sucks.
Capps'd.
bwaahaahaahaaa!!
(all i can really do)
Nice job Crapps.
I have swung all the way back around to depressed and hate filled.
That was my immediate reaction, too. Effin' Jhonny Peralta.
Oh FFS
Well, crax.
Has Johhny f*&(*ing Peralta ever hit a home run against any other team?
I'm not even going to check, the answer is 'no'.
Looks like Bill is going to need to swap top prospects for 3-4 closers again this season.
He prefers 4-3 closers, they are generally built a little heavier.
More like swapping 1 or 2 "closers" for whatever prospect scraps he can get.
true dat
Maybe trade Capps for a Drew Butera-esque backup catcher, just for irony's sake?
I was in a meeting and saw the Twins took the lead. I was excited. I got GameDay up just in time for JHONNY FREAKING PERALTA to hit a homer off of Crapps. Dadgummit.
Still liking the hit and run last inning, Gardy?
So, that worked great.
Golden Ice Sombrero.
It is my opinion that the Iceman is not very good.
The Iceman goeth.
That was so wrong, DK. I like it.
He has 2/3 of our strikeout total today. That's something like the opposite of impressive.
Was that a bingle for Ragin' Tonsils, bS?
Okay, at least we get to burn off the chaff that is Tosoni,
RiveraRevere, and Tolbert this inning.wtf is happening?
My thoughts identically.
Tolbert'd?!
I can't believe that worked.
Was it another hit'n'run?
No, just having Revere/Tolbott hitting consecutively and creating a run. Of course, huge assist to the defense.
REVERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
In play, run(s)????
Is this real life?
is this just fantasy?
caught in a landfill
no escape from r
ealityiveraObviously not.
What is going on in this game? I can't keep up!
Amazing Revere still has teeth after that.
And Tolbot got to 3rd.
Okay, so tell the truth. You didn't see that coming, either.
"In play, run(s)"
GAMEDAY I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
Miracles.
That seriously seemed like it took for.ev.er. to update. Especially with it having been Tolbert batting.
Revere!
OK, someone (DPWY) has to tell those of us stuck with Gameday what the heck that play was.
Yeah, what's this about teeth?
Tolbert hit a linedrive to the RF gap. It landed just out of Boesch's reach, so Revere was headed to third. Boesch kicked and fumbled the ball so Liddle sent Revere home. The throw was arriving at about the same time, but Revere slid feet first into Avila and sending Avila flying through the air and causing the throw to go through to the pitcher backing up the play. Revere's face slid right into Avila's knee blocking the plate.
Tolbot hit a line drive to right center that was mishandled by Boesch bouncing toward center.
Revere was on first and went all the way around arriving at home plate at the same time as the ball but sliding under Avila and crashing into his legs causing Avila to go airborne backwards. Tolbot scuttled into 3rd on the throw.
I heard it straight from Dazzle's mouth, but all my brain interpreted was, "A miracle happened!"
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS6lIXaW7Mk
Bring this one home, fellas. I'm off!
I sure hope we win this w/o extras. I have work to be getting done.
dido
Welp, I guess I can go do that work now.
Hahahahaha, oh my god I hate you Capps.
I give up.
Second.
wtf is happening??
Matt Capps is sucking.
Once more, with feeling
I'm so mad I can't even think straight at this point. Terrible team.
I feel like a Cubs fan, already thinking of next year.
Hopefully we have more major league players next year.
I hear air hissing as the balloon rapidly deflates...
Well, guys, maybe the Twins can finish dead last and get the #1 draft pick next year. It worked okay last time.
Crapps delivers. No need to worry about extras.
I do not approve of Capps method to avoid an extra-inning game.
I've heard that over the course of a baseball season, every team wins 50 games and every team loses 50 games, it's what you do in the remaining 62 games that matters.
So I'm putting the Twins down for 50 wins this season.
I explored pretty much that same quote way back.
Optimist.
The rare and beautiful Double Blown Save Game.
I'd gladly risk a third save opportunity in this game.
The Twins will have no more save opportunities today.
True is so many ways.
is = in
It's only beautiful if it's a Double Blown Save Win.
beautiful like the atomic explosion graphic in the recent game log
Middle of the order - bottom of the 9th. No way this can end badly.
walk-off triple play by Cuddyer?
Step one is complete.
Whelp, that scenario was not meant to be. Sorry, Beau.
I'll still take the double play
Welp, Nathan might yet get a shot at Aggie's record.
We just got hit with the hail that nailed Minnesota last night. Fitting ending to the game.
foul popup ends it. fitting.
BOOO!!!
Another 9 runs given up by Twins' pitching. I wonder if this team is going to make it to June.
I wouldn't be all that disappointed if half of it didn't.
Kubel and Tolbert combined for more than 1 WPA. Capps was -0.85 WPA. Ouch.
RIP hope. 4/1/11-5/11/11.
Well at least I don't have to watch this garbage tonight. Sigh.
What are the lamest ways to end a game? I submit that foul pop-up must be one of the five or so lamest. Walk-off balk is the worst I can think of off the top of my head.
Walk-off third strike passed ball is pretty high up there.
Hmmm...wasn't it Restovich who won a game against the O's on a walk-off passed ball strikeout? That seemed pretty exciting--you think you had the guy and then things go terribly wrong.
However, that does remind me that it is really lame to lose the game on a runner scoring from third on a random passed ball. That's not even noteworthy, like a walk-off passed ball strikeout would be. I think Ray King lost a game for the Cards a while ago on a passed ball during an intentional walk attempt. That's way up on the list.
That did happen for a minor league team not so long ago. Barely succeeded in intentionally walking to fill first and then failed when trying to fill second as well.
Restovich didn't win the game - he sent it to extra innings (with Mientkiewicz scoring from second base). The game ended with a Jacque Jones groundball single through a 5-man infield.
I will add that "Casilla batting with two-outs" as being way up there, regardless of how he gets out.
how about that minor league game the other day with the walk-off bunt where the winning run scored from first?
I'm going more for lame in terms of excitement/entertainment value. If you lose on a walk-off bunt with a run scoring from first, that hurts, but it's unusual and generally a pretty exciting play with the runner circling the bases while you hope the throw beats the runner.
With a foul pop-up, it's just so routine and since the ball doesn't even go fair, there's no chance during the play that things might work out for you.
what if the ball popped out of the player's glove and it fell in fair territory?
Most foul pop-ups aren't that close to the line, but I can definitely see some kind of exception for pop-ups near the boundaries.
If the ball was touched in foul territory, it is still foul, no matter where it falls.
I'd say the lamest is when the winning run scores while the defensive player(s) is arguing a call on the field.
Hmmm...a definite contender, but I would say walk-off balk is still more lame. If you lose when the defensive player is arguing, you can be enraged at his negligence. There is nothing that quite matches the emptiness of seeing a 3-hour game end on something that maybe a dozen people in the entire park noticed when it happened. (Since inevitably most balks are so subtle that they either don't get called or you need a close-up replay to see what happened.)
It wasn't a walk-off though.
Walk-off walk when the whole ballpark knows the pitcher has no chance of throwing a pitch for a strike.
No one ever knows a pitcher has no chance of throwing a pitch for a strike.
the ump knows.
I remember that 4 pitch walk to Torii Hunter here a few years ago. I'm pretty sure everyone was certain of that one.
Maybe not technically, but there sure are times it feels like it.
Bases loaded, two outs. Tie game. Catcher's interference on a missed swing?
Oooh, that's lame. Catcher's interference is nearly as hard--if not harder--to spot as balks are.
Dropped infield popup that allows tying and winning runs to score (I'm looking at you, Luis).
Getting picked off third base with the tying run at first.
Balking in Jeter in Game 7 of the ALCS and
CappsNathanPerkins permanently injures his arm doing so.Meant to nest under Ubelmann's post, obviously.
Wow. What are you going to do? Baker has been our best starter and Capps has been our best reliever outside of Perkins and they give up eight of the nine runs (and all nine scored while they were in there). So frustrating. You think you start getting the rotation in order other than one guy (Baker great, Duensing solid, Blackburn with two or three good starts in a row and Liriano with the no-hitter) and then a rain delay, illness and a microscopic strike zone comes along and it all falls apart.
One glimmer of hope: Joe Nathan's last six innings: 7 Ks, two walks, 3 hits for a 0.71 WHIP. Please let him get some more critical innings. It can't be possibly worse than Burnett or Hoey, especially Burnett.
What are you going to do? Get more of a team performance so you don't have to depend on any two pitchers to always come through for you? A bit unlucky, sure, but as the cliche goes, it's a long season, and your best players are going to have bad days.
Oh, I know. I'm not mad at them or anything, it's just frustrating that on a day you figured seven runs would be plenty, it isn't. Of course, the total amount of runs had more to do with a microscopic strike zone than anything. Which is why it was funny that Cabrera got thrown out on a called strike. I actually though Baker had great stuff today, but that he had a difficult time locating with all the movement on his fastball.
It also was frustrating that Span has been terrific on defense all year and came out of nowhere to get to that ball in the ninth only to not catch the ball. He may have lost sight of it or something, but it certainly was within his reach on the triple in the ninth inning.
I saw Burnett throw a couple of pitches yesterday and turned the game off in disgust. It looked like he was throwing batting practice up there. Generally, when people say that, they mean that people were teeing off on him, and they certainly seemed to be, but his throwing motion, the speed and movement of the pitches, just everything was like "here it is, swing away".
Capps understands:
What's so bad about spades?
That's a reference to the card game of Hearts. The goals is to have the fewest points possible and the Queen of Spades is worth 13 points. Any spade is bad because if could lead to you being stuck with the Queen of Spades.
Hmmm...it looks more like he's making an awkward/incorrect reference to the phrase "to call a spade a spade."
Also, the queen of spades can be good in Hearts if you shoot the moon, so even in Hearts, a spade isn't always a bad thing.
My thought, exactly. I think he was trying to shoot the moon in today's game.
Yeah, you're probably right about that.