Day Game.
Again.
And today's a big one. [Motivational Pep Talk] [Great Speeches Youtube Video] [Baseball!]
Pitchers:
TWINS: Nic Blacburn. 3.99 ERA | 4.53 FIP | 3.97 xFIP | 4.68 K/9
indians: Josh Tomlin 4.03 ERA | 4.22 FIP | 3.85 xFIP | 5.07 K/9
Lineups:
TWINS!!!
- Revere CF
- Casilla 2nd
- Mauer 1st
- Cuddy RF
- Tomei DH
- Dan 3rd
- Young LF
- Nishioka SS
- Butters C
indians
- Carrera CF
- Cabrera SS
- Hafner DH
- Santana C
- LaPorta 1st
- Cabrera 2nd
- Chisenhall 3rd
- Kearns RF
- Valbuena LF
Waiting for the game to start? Want to read a story about cheating in baseball? Here's the one where according to Chili Davis all pitchers were cheaters. Via Fangraphs.
Go Twins!
Gotta run some errands with Runner daughter for a while, so I'll miss some of the beginning, but if the Twins manages a slew of runs while I'm out, well, I'll make that sacrifice.
Dang, Chili.
He says some stuff that I really agree with. Albert Belle got hosed. Kirk Gibson did not deserve MVP. And trying for a sacrifice fly is idiotic. But then he says the thing he's most proud of are his RBI totals. Oh well.
If you sort by rWAR, Gibson led the league.
yeah, I noticed that after I posted. Still not sure if he's my guy, but I'd have to think about it more now.
When is that last time we had a good doctoring-the-baseball incident?
Wasn't there one regarding Detroit, in the playoffs a few years ago?
Kenny Rogers and the pine tar on his palm? That was in the World Series no less.
Yup, that's the one.
True, but that was after the fact, no? I'm thinking all the umps standing around, confiscating stuff, etc. a la Joe Niekro.
and I was at that game
Not to mention the 'roid rage.
Roy Smalley filling in for Bert
Dang, there goes Blackie's no-no.
stop running when Drew Butera is catcher
To the contrary - keep running.
What a toss by butters.
Nice start by Revere.
Mauer is playing first again?
Apparently by choice.
we need a gold glover out there in the field
🙂
So much for signing him as a catcher.
Laddie!
VERY nice!
Hell YES!
This is more like it.
Crooked number in the first, alright.
first baseman are for RBIs
I really don't want to hear Roy Smalley talk about "Twins baseball."
dang, nice pitch to strike out Cuddy
Wow, they just need an I. Cabrera and a U. Cabrera.
Minor quibble, but I wish MLB would fix the opacity of the video in Gameday. I don't like the pitch info popping up from under the live look-in.
4LTR's box score says the following about Minneapolis' weather today:
I think not.
It's warmed up in the last minute or two:
And now, cooling off again:
Whoa! A cold front heading through!
Must be a reading from inside the Dome.
I'm thinking "unsettled" is the operative word:
I. Wish.
Dick makes a good point feeling sorry for the vendors, but he ought to go one step further and mention TC. He's dying today, believe me.
And there's Marney showing off an ice suit fairly similar to what I wore as Boomer the Bear.
There was a Mascot Softball game before one of the games during this heat wave. I enjoyed that at the Dome, but damn, some mascot's gonna die sometime.
Whoa LaPorta has some wicked facial hair. Someone buy him a razor.
I'll send him the one from my avatar. I think the thing only costs 2-3 cents.
Mothra!
If I didn't already know the extreme shift Thome gets, this would have confused the hell out of me.
I'm kicking around the idea of going to Chase Field for Saturday night's Rockies-Diamondbacks game, and these prices are so low I'm looking for fine print suggesting I'll be selling my soul or something. Nice surprise.
You'll be watching the game in what amounts to a converted zeppelin hanger, so close enough. I do wish I could go see a Rockies game, though.
Yeah, that part really works out. Now I have to talk the Milkmaid into okaying the tank of gas, as we're 25 miles away and I suppose there will be traffic, what with the D'Backs still very much in the division.
Incoming!
I went to a game there once, from what I remember the stairs in the upper deck were exremely steep. Not good for someone as scared as heights as I am. Also, for some reason it took me forever when I went out to get a beer, the Mrs. wondered what happened to me.
I'm not scared of heights, but in case Skim and Sour Cream are going to be making the trip, I'll keep that in mind.
rowsdower is correct. Very steep in the upper deck.
Might have to give Nic a couple of K's back.
Lexi! I knew I had him sign my ball for a reason.
bummer.
Hello all!
this is not looking good
Blackburn got a gift there
After getting worked, so I guess it evens out.
Isn't that what he relies on as a MLB pitcher?
Delmon like play by Revere
🙁
Dammit, Ben.
Oooft.
wtf
nice sand wedge cuddy.
Okay, that'll do.
Thome with a laser shot!
TOMEI RETRUBUTES.
Nice play, Torii.
Someone get Cuddyer an IV
Watching Jim run will never get old.
Watching Jim
runspeed walk will never get old._elmOn!
Sweetness.
Sure is nice to be on the other end of the giveback runs.
Butters is a dangerous man.
I'm done with hearing Smalley gush over him, though.
Butters again! Seriously keep running on him.
Again, steal away on Mr. Butera. I insist.
Blackkkkkkburn?
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
That DQ cap is going to melt instantly.
Gardy lost a bet to Nishi
Good for the both of them- at least Gardy doesn't have that disturbing blonde mullet wig on.
Butterfingers
Heads up, Butera. Sheesh.
melted butter.
Oh, Smalley, enough of this "some guys are just winners who get to the World Series" BS.
Like Catfish Hunter!
He backed off of it and said "[0-Cab] wasn't the answer for these teams, but they paid a little to get a veteran SS to make the routine plays and bring a little offense." Yeah, I won't argue with this, but the damage had been done.
I can't believe that Burnett/Neck Tat are the best thing we can find in this situation.
I am in full agreement with you.
This is a Perkins situation for sure.
That's Neck Fat, right? We didn't make a move I'm not aware of, did we?
Oops, mistyped. Neck Fat is Short.
can you win two gold gloves in one season.
Assume you mean Mauer? What did he do? I have been in meetings and just now following via gameday.
Oh, I just refreshed and read the comments below about the throw from Casilla. I assume your question was in jest, but COULD someone actually win two in one season? 80 games at catcher, 80 at 1st, being the best by far at both (hypothetically). Would be interesting if highly improbable.
If Raffy can win one in twenty-ish games at first base, I assume you can win every Gold Glove in a season.
Cuddy and Mauer could monopolize the GGs this year!
He dug out a low, wide throw from Casilla, prompting a big hug from Casilla in the dugout.
I wonder if Mauer is as good as Mark Teixeira at first. 😛
beings that Doucheira is evil, Mauer is more by default
Chaotic evil?
The idea of Teix playing D&D is pretty funny.
"But the job not yet done. Still some meat on the bone for Mijares."
More like gristle.
Dammit, Gordo!
"And a ground ball up the middle, picked up by Casilla. On to first, and a WIDE THROW!"
...
...
...picked out of the dirt by Joe Mauer."
It was a pretty crummy throw. It looked like a whole lot of no good for a second there.
Watch that pottymouth, Valbuena!
Anyone know how Mauer's arm grades out off the top of their heads?
Bad shoulder, but he was the most highly sought after QB in the country coming out of HS. I'll bet he can throw it.
And he plays (played) a position that involves strong throws. I recall the Fan Scouting Report rating it well.
81 in strength, 85 in the 2010 FSR.
Reading that, I pictured Mauer's arm coming out of the top of my head.
Right, I guess i'm more interested in how it would grade in the outfield, just out of curiosity.
If anything, it'd grade higher in the outfield. As a rule, infielders (especially SS, 3B, C) have better arms than outfielders. They don't always look as impressive since they often have to throw from a standstill or even with their weight going the wrong way.
Dick: How many times did you hug Carew or Hrbek after they dug one out for you?
[...]
Smalley: I tried to hug Hrbie once, but I couldn't get my arms around him.
Wow, strike three was in another area code.
awful call.
It really stands out in an otherwise fairly-called game.
Damn you and your complete innocuousness, Joe Smith.
I've known one Joe Smith in my life, and he had one of the most flamboyant, loud personalities of anyone I ever knew. So that's the key: beware the common name.
It is interesting to google your own name and see what comes up isn't it?
Oh, but to be green in youth again, before I knew what my name would yield in a Google search...
There are two individuals with my name sake that I battle for Google supremecy with - one is a middle school teacher in California and the other was a highschool wrestler in Nebraska - I need to do the exercise again and follow up with my namesakes.
Spelling and all, eh? I would have guessed you were alone there.
You gotta work the brand, brother.
I am alone in the world- all google results of my name lead back to me.
One guy in the Czech Republic, apparently one in Germany, (maybe a couple more littered amongst the slavic areas) but I dominate teh Google.
I own the first 35. Conscious choice on my part. In high school someone w/ my same name was above me for having a large pig or something like that.
Offense is key.
So, you raised an even larger pig, then?
Well and destroyed his stock. Mmm bacon.
Does anyone think the Twins can trade Jose Mijares for something useful?
Useful like extra gum in the dugout?
There's always a GM out there willing to get fleeced in order to get a middle reliever. Unfortunately, the easiest one to fleece isn't in a position to acquire Mijares.
Crapps better be buying Revere dinner tonight.
Of course, Revere will have to guard his plate like a hawk.
Looks easy on gameday: "M. LaPorta flied out to deep center"
Revere's range made it look somewhat routine, but not just anyone makes the play.
I guess "deep" is the key word.
That's what she said.
i typed out a similar joak, looked at it, and canceled the LTE.
I've canceled many LTE's in similar situations, but sometimes it just needs to be said.
Gardy running a clinic on how to use crappy relievers effectively.
Maybe he should develop an app for that.
Laddie!
they got lucky it was a ground rule double
Nice, Lexi!
Classic splitting the outfielders there,
Mauer smells an RBI.
Well, I AM wearing my Twins "Smell 'em" shirt.
I'm wearing my MLB 11: The Show shirt, so between us we've got Mauer and Smelling covered. This was inevitable.
why isnt Mauer bunting Casilla over?
That's why.
Not even in jest, wattsy!111!1!!!!onebase!11!!
It was a Mauer bunt that fueled their entire second half run last year!
That Cuddy AB was somewhat unsurprising.
I'd send Joe here.
With the sac fly available?
Thanks to Chili, we all know what sac flies are good for.
Absolutely nothing. Say it again, y'all.
+ one Starr
Yup. This. Definitely this.
/and it only took 4 hours for me to "get" it/
Yeah, I'm not touching the hit and run with one out here.
Walk works too.
That potential Thome DP was just too big in my mind.
Sometimes there's a man --I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about JI JIM here . . .
Mauer and Cuddy both at .297 now; not sure if Joe passed MVP yet or not since I don't have the fourth digit after the decimal.
Mauer: 0.29710
Cuddyer: 0.29706
Given the math abilities of some of the Citizens, I assume you calculated this in your head. MVM (Most Valuable Mathlete)
Of course.
He did yesterday after their first ABs, but then Cuddy regained the lead.
As long as they keep topping each other, I can live with that.
This looks familiar.
Juiced for Juice.
What's Danny V's BA in bases loaded situations again??
1.124
I like those odds!
Closer to 1.000 than it is to .000.
This year, 5 for 10. I'm in a happy place right now.
Valencia with the bases juiced, I like our chances
Valencia's walk up music at the park today is the great 80's one hit wonder 'Your Love' by The Outfield
I hope Perez doesn't have Danny V too tired from their late night ticklefights.
How does Valencia even know that song? He's just a kid, ain't he?
it was probably used in a movie he like
also Gordon Beckham of the Southsiders uses it as his walkup music
With the amount that song is played in bars, most people around Danny's (and my) age know it.
You think it's played a lot now...
Good lord, Danny. I expect that kind of swing out of _elm_n.
I found it more Cuddyery than Delmony, but either way it was dog ugly.
Delmony seems like it should have a hint of citrus to it, though.
Delmony Snicket: A Series of Unfortunate At-Bats?
That should definitely have a graphic of some sort attached to it.
[Rhu_Ru or hj signal]
And there it is.
No freakin' way! Grove style!
Heh heh heh.
Nice job Valencha.
Sweet juice.
Sweet.
nobody. doubts. What's Happening. Next.
nobody
So, Juicy, then.
Like I said, I expect that kind of swing out of _elm_n.
*thinking good Nishi thoughts*
Good Nishi!
Well done.
IT WORKS!
Banzai!
NISHI!
in play, run(s)!!!
I really like that Nishi.
Let's not let this get out of hand and blow the opportunity for a save.
I know I run contra AMR, the master of such things, but I think a pitcher should be able to get a loss and a BOSO (that won't happen here due to the mid inning pitching change). Getting both is an indication of special suckitude.
And there was great rejoicing!!!
yaaaaaaay
Do the Indians not have an actual outfielder they could put in left? 'Cause, you know, Valbuena kinda sucks out there.
Drew Butera comes through with the easy pop-up, insuring that Nathan will replace Capps on the mound for the ninth.
LETS GO TWITCHY!!!!
If the lead holds up, Capps is the winner, winner, um, chicken dinner.
Sorry to go out on a quick tangent here and I'm sorry to those who won't get it, but I must share that Sean is working on a calculation for Spookymilk Survivor teams called "WANPF" - Wins Above Nick Punto's Fury.
The NPF team's biggest mistake was to throw me off in the second round.
I certainly didn't get that at the time. There's no shortage of NPF mistakes, though.
IIRC, you willingly fell on your sword. I was the one voted for sean (sorry) during that elimination because I felt you would be more helpful down the road.
We have our first person with a negative WANPF!
Snerk.
NPF isn't even close to replacement.
If there's a Mendoza line, they fell well short.
I enjoy this news. The name certainly helps.
I'd hate to see the team that goes negative on that one.
Hmph. Capps coulda done that.
Does a baserunner count as obligatory if he circles the bases?
uh, very Capps-like, Twitchy. Except we still have a lead.
To be Capps like, he needs to do it again.
Lonnie Chisenhall's Gameday mugshot makes him look like he should be hangin' with Jesse Pinkman.
Puppies! Series salvaged.
Well, that sorta took the sting out of the doubleheader.
It was looking bad about 18 hours ago, but since then, everything's coming up roses.
Or should I say, "oranges".
Yep, there it is. What's a nice orange flower?
Orange Lily, Tiger Lily... that's all I got.
I got yer orange flower right here
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjkpI6jfR6g
Cute, although I worry that viewing it just made me a little dumber.
The video was crap, but that was some pretty good fiddlin'.
Absolutely. I take no issues with it, legitimately. It's just so rare that I see redneck humor.
I grew up watching a decent amount of Hee Haw thanks to my Southern Indiana roots. More than enough to last a lifetime, and you aren't missing anything. But I do love the music.
"Beltrami, MN: population 161. SAL-UTE!"
or oranges.
Edited: of course, you still beat me to it
Really, Joe? Lonnie fucking Chisenhall? Oh well, water under the bridge and game over. I was hoping for more, but I'll take a split after losing two on Monday.
Valcenia gets the shaving cream pie face
aw, geez. I wish they'd at least use whipped cream or something less damaging to the eyes
Who's up for a four-game sweep of the Tigers?
I've got nothing against that.