Alright, who's hanging around for tonight's game? Last night was worth staying up for, but the previous game wasn't. How does tonight's look?
Francisco Liriano 7-8, 106 IP, 7.47 K/9, 4.84 BB/9, 4.67 ERA, 4.35 FIP, 4.35 xFIP, 0.9 WAR
Dan Haren 11-6, 161.2 IP, 7.29 K/9, 1.34 BB/9, 2.89 ERA, 2.68 FIP, 3.23 xFIP, 4.8 WAR
Good Lord, those are Cy-worthy numbers. He's got a career-low HR/FB rate that's helping a lot, but for the most part, he's just an awesome pitcher. Of course, this could be a marquee matchup depending on which F-Bomb shows up. But again, on the other hand, Haren doesn't walk anybody, so you know Gardenhire's going to preach aggressiveness. Aggressiveness to our guys seems to mean "Swing at anything and everything." This could be painful for the offense.
I think most of us have given up on this team doing anything meaningful from here on out, but I'm still hoping they pull off this unlikely win to keep my faint hopes alive for a few more days. Go Twins.
I'm thinking you need to use another word than "meaningful", because I'm always expecting something meaningful. But I'm giving up on any post season aspirations. We don't have any Cuban dictators to jettison this time around.
I don't know if I've given up completely, but I'm not hoping for the playoffs anymore. The new goal in my mind is .500.
Geez, the Twins wait until I get out here to go to the west coast? Don't they realize it's like 7:30 in the morning here?
Hey GH!
How was the move?
Pretty smooth! I think doing the trip in 3 days made it much easier. Plus, I got to stop in Urbana to see some old friends!
I've got internet and a TV that someone lent me, but the rest of my stuff won't be here until the 12th.
Good deal. You're at The Citadel, right? My cousin lives in Charleston, at least last I heard. I'd stay away though, she's trouble.
I have a date on Monday...maybe it's her!
Then may the God of your choosing have mercy on your soul.
She sounds fun!
She's good for at least a fight, night in jail and probably a stay in rehab if the relationship goes on past 2 weeks.
I think I know her.
Yeah, you know her mother.
Hmmm...perhaps that's more drama than I'd prefer.
She is family, so of course I love her, but yeah, she's bad news. She's a year younger than me. Mostly she's been an example I can point to and say, "Well Mom, at least I'm not Cass."
Sounds like you're setting the bar high!
This game is the free MLB.tv game o' the day. Maybe my luck will hold out re: not being blacked out when I should be.
SUCCESS!
I know what I'm watching tonight while I try to fall asleep.
Does anybody know how to disable developer tools in Chrome? Mine are giving me some bad behavior. I'm not sure exactly what caused it, it was running fine before I left.
gonna be a long game. and by that, I mean a quick one.
Let's try and make it under two hours. Then I can watch the whole thing and still be in bed by midnight.
Seems like it's on its way.
I will here for at least a couple of hours tonight. Question, if Joe Mauer hits best at first, therefore he plays first. Why then is elm'n in right when he hit two dingers while dh'ing last night?
If you're trying to use logic, that's only going to confuse Gardy, you know
I'm stuck at work well after hours trying to fix on some things. Hoping to follow along to a good game and a good game log.
Is one of those things you're trying to fix my problem with Google Chrome? I'm not sure what to do at this point.
I'd prefer working on that problem rather than the ones on my plate, actually.
Elimination's up, nib. It would seem frustrations finally bubbled over even for the eliminated's closest friends.
I see that. Well, it'll be cool when my team all submits next week, then.
Let's hope so. Last week had me convinced this wasn't happening again.
What's up with Ben? It's like he's fiercely anti-writing, to the point of just skipping them.
Won't be a problem anymore, I guess.
The funny thing is that I see Ben online in various places all week long. When the time comes to submit he's "too busy with his Fringe show," but I was on Turntable with him today for three hours (Bizek was there too, and she nagged him to submit).
Uninstall and re-install?
/easy soloution/
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about right now.
That may have worked!
More testing is needed.
I like the easiest solution possible.
So do mathematicians!
FAIL
F-Bomb, you have permission to hit Torii
if F-Bomb can keep from walking everyone and their mother, that would be nice. so far, so good
"Wilred" is a weird ass show.
I really, really enjoy it. Way more than I should, I'm sure. I thought the show would only be good for one joke, but man, that joke is awesome.
As do I, don't get me wrong. It's weird, but it's a good weird.
I loved "LOOK RYAN! IT'S A PELICAN!"
MOVE HIM TO THIRD!
Cuddy...come on.
That didn't look like a throw from an outfielder.
If he had time to plant like he does in the OF, maybe, but he didn't have that luxury on that play.
Hey, that's not fair. Gameday said "no out recorded". I held out hope that they had stopped Trumo at third.
If Bob Kurtz wasnt so awesome at calling Wild hockey games on the radio, I would suggest the Twins pick him up to replace Gordo.
and this inning is starting to suck
Hey...now that I have MLB.tv, I can watch the game with Gordo et al doing the PBP!
I still prefer Kris, but either are a good step up from Gordo.
oh, Im a big Attebury fan. But if the Twins are looking for that 'older voice' or whatever, Kurtz would be great.
yeah, Kurtz does have a nice radio voice. and it's ATTEBERRY
I'm thinking it might be time to switch to the caffeine-free Mountain Dew, young man.
Heh.
I'm betting Haren doesn't do give-backs
That bottom of the second was no fun.
Twins baseball!
:'(
Twins baseball--2011. It'll get get fun again. One day...
I know you're right...but sometimes (this season) it's hard to believe.
Nishi has scored 9 runs. Nine.
someday his OPS might climb over .500 *cries uncontrollably into hands*
Hardy: .265/.314/.489
Jim Hoey: mercifully in AAA.
Not in this league.
Nice "double play." God dammit the Angels are infuriating.
I'm thinking it might be time to switch to the caffeine-free Mountain Dew, young man. You're wound up tighter than a cheap watch.
I'm thinking this will happen at my new employer.
It is a shame that Liriano still needs to be babysat like that.
- Bert
WOW. That might be worse that anything Bert has ever said about Baker.
The real shame is that Bert might be right.
I hope at Twins fantasy camp one year Liriano and Baker use dynamite to give Bert a hot foot.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE46dlD2j2I&feature=related
I'm not as good at searching youtube for Loony Tunes clip.
and here's the walks. d@mn
geez, Mauer must not be making a very nice target for the IF tonight
I am starting to think that Cuddy is making bad throws to first on purpose to make Joe look bad there and then Gardy will move him back to catcher.
Wait, no, nevermind. Cuddy is a shitty second basemen.
*sigh*
jiminy christmas 🙁
You had better f#%(#*% believe it.
I'm probably going to check out of this ballscratcher. Sorry, Spooky.
I'm not sure even I'll be getting through this one.
GOSO
Gees Bert, on Tuesday you didn't know that you were teammates with Tim Salmon at one point. Since then all you have done is talk about how awesome Tim Salmon was. You are such a putz.
Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot Sierra.
Well, I'm probably not going to worry about staying up to see the end of this one now and will just find out who won in the morning. Welcome back me.
I don't suppose Snackstream is available for another 5 innings this game?
I was very amused that Trumbo's homerun came on EXACTLY the pitch Bert was requesting. EXACTLY.
Back in from giving Skim a bike lesson. Looks like this one's just about over.
I'm heading out. I think I might actually be on my way to falling asleep for once this week. Thanks Frankie.
Alright kids, I've got a very early wake-up call tomorrow. I'll leave you with this:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMc263klrMQ
Harsh. I'm thinking it's time to switch to the caffeine-free Mountain Dew, young man.
Heh, I started a joke...
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTo6kSZlPI
If you haven't hit the sack yet you have mail.
Got it. I'll give it some serious thought. After all, it's a big day.
I would give that 12 stars.
Just stopping by to say "can't wait to get a new home computer so I can come out and play.
I'm sure its hard drive will die in a week.
Probably.
MLB should just pick four fans to umpire every game. The sheer number of incorrect calls is astounding.
Over at HBT today on the Davidson post, everyone was railing on the umps, but when a guy suggested robot umps everyone flagged his comment as lame. I don't get that at all. Do these fans need their resentment of umps that badly?
They fear the robot uprising. Hating robot umps just moves them closer to the top of The List.
This game stinks.
[Dido]
I'm out.
I've got a 12 pack of Caffeine free Mountain Dew to finish. I'm out.
Ugh, I hate this defense.
Nishi might be switching to non-filters soon.
I wish Nishi was Hardy.
I think Mountain Dew sucks. Give me some more beer.
At least the Twins aren't being no-hit.
I was just thinking that exact thing.
No errors too.
At least none that are being called errors.
I'm done. See you guys tomorrow.
Every time I bother to look up, Eye-Eye's pulling into first. Ugh.
aaaaaand that's the last straw. By bringing in Mijares, Gardy has said "Pete, you should probably go home. It's late and your wife misses you."
Another day, another tater mashed.
Hope!
Well, I'm glad I stuck around for #598, at least.
As long as Thome gets to 600 this year, the season won't have been a complete waste.
Yes, I realize I probably just triple-jinxed Thome into a full-body cast
Floodgates are opening...
And some tumbleweed blew through.
Wow. You gotta find the plate there Danny V.
*sigh*
OFFS. It's the eighth inning and we need six runs. Don't get your dumb ass thrown out at the plate on a needlessly aggressive move.
He beat the throw by plenty.
It was close enough, and the Twins needed enough runs, that aggression there wasn't all that prudent.
All I know is Mathis must have legs like tree trunks.
Yeah, Valencia didn't move him at all.
Nathan should hit him in the quad on principle.
Huh. I don't think I've seen that before. He just stopped.
Who cares about the soft slide, Bert? Why have him go in that situation anyway? UGH
Bert likes the Angels to win the West because he thinks they play better fundamental baseball than the Rangers, and they have better pitchers. He doesn't mention their offenses, which is convenient since the Rangers have outscored the Angels 562-430. That's enough to negate the pitching edge, I should think.
I wonder if the Angels play better "fundamental baseball" than the Rangers. Either way, I think Bert only said so because he wanted to pick the Angels to win.
Oh, and now Bert's on the old "Some of the numbers up there are tainted, but Jim Thome did it the right way." Yeah, yeah...so did everyone else, until we found out they didn't.
4-6 on the dreaded West Coast trip. I haven't given up, but I'm more optimistic than most. Could've been worse. Goodnight, folks.