It's Yankees-Twins. Captain Cheeseburger faces the Dunce, who's barely an ensign, let alone a captain. The Yankees are waltzing to the playoffs again while the Twins are sputtering along to a possible 90-loss season.
Still, though, Joe Mauer is playing right field. This is happening, and it must be seen.
The Star Trek guys who wore red shirts were usually security officers, so that seems like a suitable rank for the Dunce.
That doesn't bode well for him.
It doesn't always end that way.
Galaxy Quest doesn't count!
Bah, its close enough.
Zaphod!
Anybody else notice they omitted the name of a certain Barry Lamarr Bonds as a 600-club member?
That's 'cause he has 700.
Well, they mentioned Babe and Hank...
But they're not Bonds.
Dazz: "...against the ... hated Yankees. And now here's John."
Me: Well, yes.
I wonder whose glove Joe is wearing tonight. I figure he has his own first baseman's mitt, but it's a little bit of short notice to have an outfielder's glove broken in and ready to go.
I'm going to New Guy at least one HBP tonight.
I'm getting a lovely banner with a script "World's Greatest" next to the torso of a lefty white guy (black glove). Dunce? Whoever it is, I'm thinking he's probably not the "world's greatest" Twin, as somewhat suggested.
Chuck James, courtesy of AMR, obviously.
Oy. Of COURSE!
'cept that I woulda expected a photoshopped Sox jersey on him.
That's Chuck James, bS!
That's what I get for refreshing before I type, I guess.
Mauer in RF. That makes sense.
trying to get further away from the Yankees dugout.
oooo. Good point. BS and Gardy are crazy like foxes. don't let him even get a whiff of the Big City boys.
no, Mauer requested to be further away
I feel like I should point out that Teixeira is a douche.
MDP!
Good to get that out of the way.
Especially since truer words have never been spoken.
plouffed. Ugh.
Plouffda
I like this.
Does Mauer have to swing at anything when he plays RF?
Since I can't really bring myself to dislike Curtis Granderson, I think Brett Gardner is the Yankee I hate but secretly wish was a Twin.
I would love to have Gardner manning the outfield. Plus, he's the perfect twin: no power.
And he's left-handed.
Another pussy single. Le sigh.
Yeah, where's the effort like with that Plouffe guy?
What a dilemma for Gardy. Move Mauer to 1B or RF? No, wait, what about trying 3rd?
w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
w00t!!!
I credit Morneau's homer to the maple syrup I had on my pancakes tonight.
I think more credit should be given to having flapjacks for dinner.
I'm hoping the flapjacks part inspires Jim.
Morneau off Cheeseburger? Even as bad as we are, it can't ruin my fun.
Oh, snap, that won't hold.
I hate you, Jaws Girardi.
*watches closely for money changing hands in the reviewing room*
Gameday has the homer somewhere around hitting 2nd Ave. Guessing it was a bit closer to the field than that.
If they review that, it's not gonna stand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was it foul? Sounds like it had the distance.
Oh, It definitely had the distance.
Based on the image Gameday is showing of where that ball was, it appears it traveled about 650 feet.
Fringe call going the Yankees way when the Twins play them? You don't say!
Gardy must have a dinner date with Carol.
Can I assume they are taking away both runs as well?
I'm confused. Was it foul?
From the angle down the line it appeared to go over the fair pole.
Upon closer consideration, the umpiring team decided the Yankees are the only team that matter.
So a make up call for the other night then, eh?
Sounds like a foul play one way or the other.
Replays were inconclusive, I thought. They show the ball coming down in foul territory, but it was hit so high that I don't think the umps could conclude it didn't leave the field of play in fair territory. That's the point Gardy was making to them when he got tossed.
Of course, now they show a replay that shows it hooked foul just before the pole.
Gardy got tossed? Even our managerial bench is getting thin.
I'm pretty sure that Mauer can manage from right field if necessary.
FIRE LAUER!
Oh, very nice.
Someone let me know when Cervelli is done so I don't have to go look at his mugshot.
That applies for Jeter, Doucheira...heck, just avoid the mugshots completely.
I'm about ready to call it a night, fellahs. This middle infield is awful.
GOSO
season's been over for weeks.
Gold Glove outfielder.
I love how he deliberately got the ball on a perfect tagging height hop to Nishi.
So saying Joe Mauer is good at baseball is not much of a stretch?
Not until he gives plenty of juicy interviews.
Base clogger!
Valencia coulda had a triple there...
Whaaat? They didn't send Jimbo???!!!
It's time to play, "How Do We Strand 'em This Time?"
Clearly has to be a triple play.
Triple iced?
Nishi showed you!
Whaaaaa?
I can definitely say that Nishi doing anything but striking out against cheesburger is amazing.
Yoko!
There's not a better lineup in the A.L. to be facing when you are scuffling like this, Cap'n Cheezeburger. Enjoy it.
WTF???
jeez. Even when Butera gets a hit, he doesn't get a hit.
That one needs some 'splainin.
Butters shoulda slid hard into Jeter, trying to break up the single play.
That does it. I'm outa here.
There (eventually) goes the lead.
frackin' douchy give-backs
For Rhu_Ru:
too many letters to be legal. perfect
I also don't think exclamation points are legal.
Kind of straying from the topic a bit, but the vanity plates in Arizona are terrible. The vast majority of them aren't readable whatsoever, and the rest are, excuse me, a little vain. "BOBSCAR?" We know, Bob, because we see you f(*&ing driving it.
I saw "ETQTRYD" today. If anyone can make sense of this, let me know. E.T.Q. tried? Etiquette ride?
i have a picture from an arizona trip way back of a car with the vanity plate of "STYXFAN".
I tried getting the "uffda!" part all together on the right side, but doing that turns the Minnesota in the middle into a blob like Abe Lincoln on Illinois' plates.
Ugh, we're settling in for an extra looooooong Yankee game, aren't we?
Something tells me I'm not gonna make it 'til the end.
I only got five hours of sleep last night. I was functional today, but I'll be done by 8, if that.
I'm trying to adjust to getting up earlier while also adjusting to East coast time. Next week I get to start teaching at 8 AM!
Let's do it. C'mon boyos.
DicknBert violating the WGOM's No Politics rule.
Ha, I think that anytime they get too close.
I'm pretty sure having an actual Senator in the booth, no matter who he is, is a gross violation.
It violates the Twins' "The Senators never existed" rule, too. What are they thinking?!
Ooh, good point.
Judging by Joe's comments just there, it was either him or Morneau in right field. I definitely do not want to see Morneau out there.
C'mon, it would be fun!
"if you need me, i'll go out there and give it my best."
pussy.
Where's Bret. We need to fist bump or something.
Don't hate me after that second email.
Too late
Ah, we can still do the virtual fist bump, nibs. Umps changing the original calls and everything ;-), Ugly Juanita can hold her grotesque head high.
Tonsilectomy.
I swear, Twins pitchers lead the league in Runners On Second With No Outs.
pish.
Oh, eff.
yup. still hate nick swisher.
the dunce isn't too high in my book lately either.
Gah. I knew I shouldn't have turned the game on.
Time to get Swansong in the game.
Well, this is...the Yankees and Twins.
My thoughts exactly... Time for Red Dead Redemption.
sheesh, they're duensing them all over the stands now
Mauer would have had that if he had been playing left.
aaaaaaaaand...I'm out.
I think it would be ironic if, years down the line when Mauer retires, he would have played somewhere in his career at every position EXCEPT third base.
The YES Network isn't even broadcasting this game tonight. That is how confident the Yanks are when they play the Twins.
or, at least confident that it won't be worth watching.
It is a SIX to FOUR ballgame....
That Mauer UNO SF has Gameday behind the times. They just finally added that second run
think I'll call it a night. don't forget to shut off the lights when you leave, FT"h"LT
Alright, Perkins is in. Time for the Yankees to just let the Twins bat.
I'm still here too, hoping for Jeter to error in the winning run.
We are going to have an awesome time celebrating this win.
Douche!
Holy smacks, I spend half an hour putting my kids to bed and this thing still has an inning and a half left? The Yankees suck.
Speaking of celebrating (this is a stretch) I went out after work with a couple of co-workers at the bar I've never been to before. They had a nice enough beer list, without prices. I ordered a Ayinger Celebrator and told them to leave it open. Then I ordered another, and another, before hitting the road. The beers were delicious, as I knew they would be, but when I went to settle up, the bill was $27! For three beers! Bullcrap. No twelve ounce beer is worth $9. I am never drinking outside of the home again.
No twelve ounce beer is worth $9.
I disagree. I'm pretty sure I could find several that were worth that (to me). Like this, for example. But, yea, if I can drink it at home for 2/3 the price (or less), I'm all over that.
I've had this before but for some reason I thought it came in bomber size. I'm not sure they offer a 12oz version. Then again, it was a while ago.
I've had it in the petite size as well.
and then there's this, which is awesome, and this, also pretty awesome.
photographic evidence of the La Chouffe in a smaller size
Red Robin is about the fanciest place I'll order a drink anymore. If they can't keep it under $5, I can just pick up a sixer after.
Butters, Revere, and Plouffe! in the ninth? I guess I'm done again.
I am just going to put out a preemptive Ullger'd here.
Aww, hell.
Alright, historically, the Twins OWN Corey Wade*.
*Might not actually be true.
If post-elm'n number hold, from the first game he wasn't on the team, the Twins are only going to lose one more game the entire season!!1!111!!!