Pavano v Weaver Tyler Chatwood.
The Twins have a one game lead over the Royals for last place of the annual worst division. At 57-79, they are just three losses from guaranteeing a losing year. Averaging each entry for the poll, I get ~70 wins as the expected number. That means they'll win 13 out of their final 26 games. Nope, not happening. Extrapolating their current record out nets them 10 wins, which means a top five draft pick next year. Here's to a strong draft class next year and loose purse strings. It may be our only hope.
a Pavano start. Do I really want to do this? Hmmm. given that (a) this is a West Coast game (she a Coastie!) and (b) this season sucks @ss, I feel some responsibility to Represent.
On the
grillstove: lobia (black-eyed peas) and Bhindi Masala. And NB Hoptober Golden Ale.Yeah, I have to represent here too.
I may have represented in person if I had a little more cash at the moment, and less of a screenwriting deadline.
Oh, damn it! I'm blacked out. I didn't think of that. Well, at least we aren't good.
I spookied the fact that the next player after I noticed this would homer. It's more Murphy's Law than the spooky thing, but whatever.
I'm here tonight. Plouffe!
crap. I had to go pick The Girl up from volleyball practice and missed The Run.
OFFS.
RT @RhettBollinger: Mauer diagnosed with an upper respiratory infection. #Twins
"bilateral lung weakness" you mean.
That would be the joke to make, for sure.
Or yeast infection. 😉
Yeah, I bet this is actually it. The other thing sounds fake.
Dude is a slut.
*redacted*
He IS dreamy. Does he have herpes?
I was thinkin' Mono...
sure, since he only ever gets to first base
ba-dum-pah!!!!
Leave Kubel out of this!
Sounds fake.
"Tyler Chatwood" sounds like a name from the Simpsons.
Man, those Angels jerseys are sharp.
I liked those jerseys too
Really? Two teams going nowhere and you're gonna argue a call at first?
Dick is now going on about "how useless home runs can really be".
These guys must be drinking on Minnesota time.
Oh, Cuddiier.
Guess who's new satellite package has FSNorth?
Um, wattsy's?
Subtle and perfect.
lotta good that's gonna do you in Europa.
It'll do me just fine until first week of October.
Not mine! Kind of irritating to have MLBN, NFLN, five ESPN channels, but not the regional Fox Sports. WTF?
Dazz: "That's just an instinctive play right there"
Black Jack: "The jump throw?"
Me: Barf.
Those two are awful in their own right. Together?
They strive for this:
They miss badly.
I prefer Statler and Waldorf.
That was sort of my point.
But what about Dick and Bert?
They're no Pixie and Dixie.
Maybe Heckle and Jeckle?
They may be magpies, but the TC TV squawkers are nowhere as clever.
It appears people on twitter are blaming Joe Mauer for having an
yeast infectionupper respiratory infection. I think tonight I will play a game where you have to guess if the line is a tweet/strib comment or something I made up. I hope everyone appreciates my hard work in sifting through these so you don't have to.if you make up enough of them, they will overlap with teh Stoopid twit tweets. so you can skip the reading part.
C'mon, Buffalo. You got better things to do, right?
No.
To be honest, I am not finding any totally awful misspellings or grammatical errors on the strib story. This game might be over before it starts.
How about some polls for them?
(Me, not hitman.)
I'm working on at least one of those.
Harvey (my teammate's new kitten) is clawing and biting the Hell out of me, not to mention he won't leave my ice cream OR MY BEER alone.
My roommates' dog - who spends all his time with me, which I assume is related to the fact that his owners do nothing but bicker - won't back up from my face when I'm drinking beer.
I thought Harvey was a rabbit?
I just found "You Ain't Alone" on Spotify. I can't wait until The (Alabama) Shakes release an album or even an EP.
I guess now we have some Hope*
(Click to embiggen)
(Hope Solo on Dancing With The Stars via Sportress of Blogitude)
*Why yes, that was quite forced. But I just found this and really felt like it was something that needed to be shared to bring happiness to the world.
DWTS gamelogs this season, anyone?
DWTS?
Since it's not like we're going to have basketball gamelogs or anything.
Do Wild This Season?
Only if they Dance.
I don't know anyone on the Wild with legs like those.
I am going to pretend this isn't real.
That kind of move could make The Hold Steady rock legends, FTLT.
Gods, man. Rock Gods.
Damn it! I was going to type Gods, and I was like, "I have to be misremembering that quote, right? It can't be Gods."
Playing at Treasure Island Resort and Ca-sin-o!
Like Xanadu?
I noticed this at the show last week, but Craig Finn is a fidgety little guy.
The Birds of War are getting ready to kick off on ESPN2.
I've also seen the ÜSMNT being used now that Jürgen Klinsmann is manager, which I also approve of. I love me some umlauts.
Walks kill.
damn, I thought we were going to make an hour betwixt comments about the actual game.
57 minutes ain't bad I guess.
Maybe we should try to make it an hour with nothing but comments about how awesome and underrated Jeter is.
I think it's clear that Jeter deserves more than an hour.
You're right. It should be more like the Twelve Days of Jeter.
In the old days, I'd have posted pix of his harem.
I'd be willing to be he has moved onto a more underrated actress. You know, humility and all.
Do over.
I've switched over to the soccer game, so I won't be adding much vis a vis the Twins
I am almost rooting for Cuddiier to fail lately. Stupid sports media.
I treated him unfairly for years, and now when I finally get to liking him the media starts nonstop Cuddyer fellatio. I'm trying to separate the media from my feelings entirely, but damn, they speak loudly.
It goes to show that anyone can get out of the doghouse and become one of Gardy's Guys if they can 1) figure out how to hang around long enough and 2) wait for the preceding media mouthpiece (in this case, the FOTF) to depart first.
I find that the Twins TV crew has been overhyping Ben Revere, not Michael Cuddyer lately. Last night was about the 10th game in a row that Dick said something to the effect (paraphrasing) 'From Puckett to Torii to Span and now Revere, the Twins have had this chain of great CFers'
Im thought to myself that Revere has not even played a full Major League season and cant get an extra base hit and is basically Juan Pierre lite, but with a little better defense.....Dick stop bragging up Revere!!!!
Walks rule.
The Bottom Line just said 6-2 to the Twins. I did not expect that at all.
I'm liking the more attacking style Herr Klinsmann is having the lads play. I've seen more decent chances in the first 30 minutes here than in 4 or 5 Bradley-coached games combined it seems.
Dick said "and they are going to run on Torii Hunter's arm" in a way that sounded to condescending towards the Twins. When does this guy retire?
considering Incmikowski doesn't get fired for flirting with underage girls on live television, I'd say 2032
Not to mention overage girls.
Holy cr@p. I go away to finish cooking and to eat dinner, and a vague impression of competence breaks out!
just don't watch Yoshi
I see that perhaps I should have stayed away. Carl's trying to make a game out of this, or at least to garner a SOC.
0-0 at the half. The US let up a bit towards the end there, but if they start the second half like they started the first, they'll get their goal.
Brek Shea is really breaking out.
the booth guys talking about whether Luke Hughes has ever caught. Naturally, Butera was
hittingat the plate.Burnett and Doom Treat warming up. Apparently Gardy has thrown in the towel too.
Hey Mags what do you think of the red kits for the Birds of Prey? Pretty slick imho.
I'm a fan, definitely better than the white kits.
It is pretty crappy when you don't believe an 8-3 lead is safe.
I'm not sure I can take any more of this excitement.
"Killebrew Root Beer"??
where the hell was that while he was alive?
I remember having some way back, like '05 or so.
Take it home, gents.
The bases loaded walk. Is there a more exciting play in baseball?
Bases loaded HBP.
_elm_n would have struck out on three pitches.
O.k. I just noticed, what's up with LAAA caps? Have they had that design all year?
My five seconds of Internet research tells me they are wearing throwback uniforms for every Friday home game as "Flashback Fridays", since this is the Angels' 50th anniversary season.
Rodney at 6.61 BB/9 coming into tonight. That is just UNbelievable for a major-league reliever. Particularly since he's only averaging 7.47 K/9.
Wow. Butters with a hit!
Ok, I give up. Lock up, spooky, etc.
Will do. Now, if only I could actually see this stupid game...
Not a good second half for the US. It looks like consistency is still a problem as it was under Bradley, and Klinsmann will have to try to correct that.
Gotta put the ball in the net. Those missed chances in the first came back to haunt.
Friendlies only count against the meaningless FIFA rankings.
So who needs that wuss Mauer and his "upper respiratory infection", anyway?
We're about to be 1-0 in games since he left with an upper respiratory infection!
The Angels seem to like having powerful outfielders named after fish, huh?
I can't wait until they bring up Arthur Halibut!
Why? Just for the Halibut?
A situation that finally calls for Hoey!
Never change, Jim Hoey.
Sweet only 1 more run tacked on!
Bring on the puppies with high exposives!
Where did that come from? Twins have now scored 41 runs in last six games after scoring five runs in the six games before that. This is a crazy game. Good way to start a new month, though.