I was annoyed during The Avengers that the villains had the same comic book "once we conquer the Earth, the Universe will be ours!" attitude. Well, my last pinch-hit game log post was Twins vs The World, so I am not going to make the same mistake, and will instead be increasing the boundaries of the Twins' "dominance" in more manageable amounts. We all know that the solar system isn't populated with intelligent life outside of Earth, so I'm taking the next reasonable step with tonight's game.
So far, I'm 2-0 in game logs this season, but remembering that Jeff Gray also started out 2-0, I'm not going to let it go to my head. Now that we've gotten past the pitching machine portion of the starting rotation, tonight's match-up features Mr. Semi-Automatic, PJ Walters (2-1) vs Cleveland's ace Jeremy Josh Tomlin (2-2). He's a righty, so I'm going to "New Guy" it and declare at least two hits apiece tonight for Joe, Justin, and Denard. Willihammer Norway will have to settle for a couple walks.
Cleveland has won 11 of the last 12 vs. the Twins. Well, NOT ON MY WATCH!
My prediction: Joe Mauer gets on base 5 times and some Twins fans boo him.
Little excited there Rhu_Ru?
THE WHOLE GALAXY CAN"T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT
that is a pretty sharp hat/jersey color combo Cleveland has going on. Including matching red belt.
The ticker at the bottom just informed me Punto went 3-4 with a homer.
Punto's HR went into the second deck at SkyDome
Surely a sign of the apocalypse.
Dickey follows up Santana seven hits too many for another no-hitter. He does strike out one more and walks five fewer though.
And 34 fewer pitches.
r.a. dickey: still a great 20th round pick.
Blood drawn!
Nice work, Baby J.
Halfway there with your Denard and Joe predictions!
It's all working according to plan /maniacal laughter
real men hit HRs to get rbi's
Il sait porter la croix!
Mitch Williams thinks every pitch is a strike.
Gameday had it in the zone.
Tribe booth adamantly disagreeing with the call on pitch #9 to Doumit.
Ploooooooooouffe!
the FOX gun had Walters at 97 MPH.
Must have been a display error, since Gameday hasn't had him above 89.
It wasn't the radar, that was his current pitch count. I totally understand the mistake, dw.
PJ really trying to match Tomlin's first inning pitch count; hopefully he stays clear of his runs allowed count
a double play would sure be handy right now.
where's that patented DP when we need it?
KW is still without an internet connection, I believe.
The ham is willing!!
But the whiskey is weak.
Lou Marson is a career .214 hitter. But he loves Twins pitching: 23 hits in 84 AB for a .284 avg. And it jumps up with that hit.
so I'm going to "New Guy" it and declare at least two hits apiece tonight for Joe
Check.
That's one cliche I hope dies, that a player "knows how to win".
Booting life's grounders...
Does that really count as a stolen base though? No one covered second and Joe didn't even bother getting up.
Advanced on defensive incompetence.
there is probably a pill that cures that.
There is, but I think the Twins are waiting for it to be available as a generic.
Bud has to approve it on the formulary first.
bloooop
but nice out!
D-SPAN!!!!!!
yes it is...yes it is...
[x] Two hits for Span
[x] Two hits for Mauer
[/] Two hits for Morneau
[ ] Two walks for Willingham
TribeSqwak: Mauer 13 GIPDs - highest in A.L. /Salt in wound
I can't believe Damon is still playing baseball professionally.
PJ Pavano with all these stolen bases.
blarg :/
No one expected The Orion Arm to just roll over and die
I'm wishing on the star 2 Puppis in Messier 47.
there has been 17 hits so far this game, all have been singles.
Timing, dw. You got it.
Trevah spud!!
Plouffe!da
PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUFFE!
Hugelousity!!!1100one11!!
you can put it on the board YES!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not enough oooos
I think it'd be cool if Dunce got the win today since I got these in today's mail.
Is Duensing looking at the Milky Way in that pic?
"Is this the Milky Way?" "No, it's Ft. Myers."
Calling Mauer the Gypsy Queen is a bit much, isn't it?
heh, dazzle's talking about his clandestine efforts to spy on the indians' draft planning.
he claims he was looking for the radio booth, but instead walked into their draft meeting. he declined to disseminate any intel on the air, but did mention he'd spoken to rob anthony.
'Gumshoe' Gladden
Nice play by Revere! WebGem.
REVERE!!!!! extra points for the tumble
Wrap'em up, boyos.
Mitch: Blah blah, this is exactly what you have to do.
*Capps does something different and gets the called strikeout.*
Mitch: Or you do that.
I would rather have Roy Smalley call the game instead of Mitch Williams
Still undefeated, fwiw. Good job, gang
Puppies.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(+1 point)
I'm confused. How does 2 puppies equal 3?
Things are getting interesting in OKC tonight.
more rappers denied court side seats?
I really wish the TNT online thing would include the time of game. It would be very handy.
KDIVGABB
the Twins are now 2-8 in the last 10 games against the Tribe.
Well played, Runner.
Excellent pinch appearance for Rhu_Ru
Still on track for 129-33!