Today, something called Franklin Morales, who walks a decent number of guys but strikes out waaaaay more and otherwise seems fairly legit, plays host to Nick Blackburn, who occasionally walks guys, never, ever strikes them out, and has no legitimacy whatsoever (shine up that beer sampler for me, klawitter!).
Still, sometimes Mauer conquers all, and he's in there today - catching, even - so I'll stick with this team as they hit the two-thirds mark on the season.
Holy buckets you guys, a 4 game sweep of the Red Sox would be awesome.
even better would be the Red Sox firing their coach late tonight or tomorrow because of a sweep
Everyone should be fired if they lose to Nick Blackburn.
SEND HIM!!!
Double steal time.
Oliva'esque AB there by White Meat.
Spooky, I'm counting those Rochester wins!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP NOW
(how many were there?)
Maybe two?
I was hoping the Yankees would get desperate for a starter and take him with Liriano in a trade, and he'd win 11 that way.
Loopholes!
*rubs eyes* wha? a strikeout?
Blackburn wants to make me look like a liar.
I was also about this close to poking fun at the Sawks for batting Crawford second when he's been so terrible, and now he's reached and stolen. Everyone wants to make me look like a liar.
Crawford has a bane quality 'gainst the Twin. Like Thome (when he wasn't us).
Misty and Kerri have a quarterfinal match right now and I don't see it on any TV listings.
Huh, Misty and Kerri are playing an Italian duo, and at the same time USA-Italy is happening in ladies' water polo.
Crawford looking absolutely delmonesque on that play.
Valencia isn't going to easy to say in Boston.
Vaahlenchaaaaah.
swag living in BoTown
Well, at least he's got all his stuff there already.
4 realz?
Plouffe made him expendable in a hurry. Well, after Valencia did it himself.
I'm no Plouffe fan, but I do love this comment.
MLBTR:
Pineda, without any context here, looks like he had a pretty terrific season.
He was SoxProspects.com's Player of the Month in July, for what that may be worth
the scouting report from that site
my guess is that Pineda is a toolsy, speedy OF in the Ben Revere mode
Whoever he is, he can't be worse than Valencia.
we could have got Alexi Casilla in return
But Casilla has a higher OBP!
Valencia's OBP is below .100??? Man he does suck.
He has a negative OBP. I didn't even think that was possible.
Pineda is in the GCL, at age 21.
but he batted .421!11!!11!!1
so the Twins are making a play to win the GCL Championship!
Basically, it's anybody's guess whether Pineda will ever be anything. I remember his name from doing the recaps, so he must have had some good games against the GCL Twins. How much that influenced their thinking, who knows? My thought is that the Twins decided they no longer had much use for Valencia, didn't want to be paying him, and so took whatever they could get.
This.
I guess they were so happy with Punto, they just keep coming back for our crappy third basemen.
Valencia now lives closer to his bff a-rod.
La Panta says Red Sox made a waiver claim, so this explanation makes the most sense.
Were the BoSox trying to block the Yankees from getting him? The Twins said 'Ok, you can have him for cheap!'
BlacKKenstein.
Spoons, you are like the reverse jinx.
This is great news. I predict we lose the rest of the games this season!
Another strikeout!
Buh-bye, Danny.
BlacKKKula.
That looked like a balk.
so did that
Brilliant work, Maestro.
Maestro is not a good baserunner.
How far off 1st was he getting with Revere already at 2nd?
That's the third time he's been picked off. However, he has 12 stolen bases with only one CS. I think that was scouting by the Red Sox. I never see a play on at first base with runners at first and second, so they knew he was susceptible. He's going through what Span went through a couple years ago with a lot of pickoffs. Hopefully, he'll make the adjustment like Span did.
Blackburn getting Blackburned.
PJ Walters can't get back fast enough for me...
Is PJ your new chuck james?
No, he's just not Blacburn.
Blunch BlacKKKK of Blotre Blame!
on the board!
If Revere could triple, I have a feeling he could steal home against this guy.
Im getting sick of Carl Crawford scoring hits off our pitchers.
Hey, it's just Blacburn...
I enjoyed Bert saying that Blackburn "explodes" towards home after the brief pause in his wind up.
Explosions will happen when you pitch to impact.
Aye, but they're hardly towards home plate.
"Towards" vs "At": we're really just arguing semantics here...
The Red Sox have long been one of my favorite announce teams, despite a color guy who doesn't add much. I just came up with one of the reasons why: they know when to shut up for a while and let the game tell the story. The color guy is no more intelligent than even Coomer, but he doesn't cover it up with a constant stream of words.
Joe Orsillo and Jerry Remy are the announcers. I like Orsillo's work on TBS during the MLB playoffs.
Yeah, I love Orsillo and knew him by name. Remy's name never sticks with me...he rarely says anything worth remembering.
Ugh, Fenway blows
Nick Blackburn, winning streak buster
Just setting up another heartbreaker is all.
With all four of us home today and hanging out, it may be tough to sit through four more innings after that. Sigh...
well, we'll see how this goes
HPR will be happy to hear this. We're going to next Sunday's game. (He, I, CER, and AJR-- her first!)
Nishioka? Seriously?
Probably just trying to see if he's even worth keeping around as a utility guy. Don't want Parmelee rotting on the bench until they can trade Morneau.
I can tell them. He's not.
ha!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
One of the US women's volleyball players is named Destinee Hooker. And spooky thought he had it bad...
That was brought up almost a week ago in the Co'C
Well I'm learning it now for the first time.
And spooky does have it bad.
If by bad you mean good, I agree. There's nothing I'd trade for the chance to make cracks about my own name.
Er, I wouldn't trade it for anything. That makes approximately infinity more sense.
all right, time for a rally.
That was kind of like a rally, but without the runs.
So you're saying, George Brett didn't show up?
Yes. I was hoping Casilla would spazz out.
Not exactly the connection I was making.
Ha! I saw that years ago. I'm not listening to it again.
Carl Freakin' Crawford
Boy, this is going to make the comeback win even more painful to the Sox fans.
Big glove for Revere.
Wow.
The most impressive part of that catch? The throw to the infield.
wow, what a catch!!!!!!
Carroll is the fire starter.
Breslow pitching in a Twins game! 🙁
now Valentine brings in Breslow to face Mauer. ha!
Breslow?! Valentine, you b@st@ard, rubbing salt in the wounds
Head's up - Men's 100M final is live really soon.
live on everything not NBC you mean
It's streaming live
Not on NBC? Won't they air it live on Sunday afternoon?
a big race like that has gotta go on Primetime coverage is NBC's thinking
I guess you're right. I think that's unreasonable. It's one thing to time shift things that happen during weekday afternoons, but weekend afternoon premiere events should be carried live.
oh, I agree with you. People will watch big time live sporting events during a Sunday afternoon (see the NFL). But its the way NBC has worked, and its not going to change.
This.
I don't know why you guys are complaining. Watching this prerecorded equestrian is way more important.
at least the women's volleyball team is both easy on the eyes and fun to watch operate.
Yeah, I was enjoying that game. They should have played a 4th set just for fun.
@BBCSport is saying the race should be at approx. 3:40
I don't think bbcsport.com is where you want to send us, magoo.
which means most of us can't see it until about 11:30 p.m., right?
This is ridiculous.
I don't know how to log on with my cable ID.
Where can I go to find a foriegn feed?
NBColympics isn't making it easy for me to watch this.
ditto. what the hell?
Since 50 million people are trying to watch the steam I am going to be buffering through the entire race.
I can't even log in.
Not true. Apparently, by having only basic cable through comcast, I don't have access to NBC streaming.
Now I'm in. PITA.
worth it.
how did you get in? I have no knowledge of any Uverse email account, fer example.
Well, I used my wife's Comcast e-mail address.
It wanted our "main" comcast e-mail address, which we haven't used for about 10 years.
yea, that's a pretty ridiculous requirement. Who the hell actually uses email boxes from their ISP (other than my parents)??
I try not to get fired up about stuff like this but come on. This is the signature event of the Olympics. This not being live is a joke.
And it's one with a huge build up that's done in a blink. That was an exciting 10 seconds.
the race isn't long enough for buffering.
If Gardy was playing for a win, he would have put Jeff Gray in the game.
I'm a fan of Perdomo's mugshot.
what's he been arrested on?
Ham, Willing.
Four more to go!
WILLINGHAMMERED
Willinghammer!
Ham, Willing to hit the CF cameraman.
One more home run until Willingham ties his season-high.
we need a "countdown to 40" for Consuela. MAK IT HAPPON SHAWN!!!!11111ONE111111!!!!
sean, you are teh Awesome.
Don't call it a comeback!
I'm pretty sure this isn't a comeback.
Thanks for not calling it that.
I'm not spooky, but I play him on tv.
I cant believe Vincente Padilla still has a major league job.
After that performance he might not.
I repeat, I cant believe Vincente Padilla still has a major league job.
ibid
He has a 2.80 FIP this season. Converting him to a reliever was a smart move by Boston. He just hasn't done well against the Twins.
Comeback???
Donut!
DOUMITTED
MOTHER!!!!!!!
A couple Donuts for Doumit!
and the OSOC is achieved.
Not to be a pedant, but I created these nonsense stats. That was a SOC for Padilla.
OSOC would pretty much be synonymous with an L.
ahh, so the SOC is a pitching stat. My bad.
They all are. Their genesis was that W, L, Sv, H, & ND really didn't capture the spectrum of relief appearances.
That the guy that loses a game 1-9 looks like he did a crappy job. But if it was 0-1 when he left after pitching eight, most of the blame should be assigned to the guy that BOSOs it. And also that guys who pitch two or more innings of garbage time effectively and without harming their team's chances of a comeback should get some counting stat for that.
They're flawed stats, but no more flawed than W, L, H and Sv.
I'm typing with one hand here, or I would have expounded on the stats I can remember.
for inventing (discovering?) the BOSO and the SOC, AMR should get Jerome Holtzman's J.G. Taylor Spink Award.
How much could I sell it for on eBay?
Holy donuts.
No way!
Just got back form painting my mother-in-law's garage, just in time to see Donut's bomb.
We need to load the bases to bring up Mauer (or at least get three guys to reach base, so one or two of them can score).
Too bad the worst part of our order is up now.
aaand it's down to Jamey Carroll.
So the 100m final is basically Jamaica versus the US.
Damn Casilla and his .100 OBP.
blech.
but some feel-good dongers at least.
Dang. I wanted to at least bring the tying run to the plate and make BoSox nation really sweat.
I blame Casilla.
Yeah, he did make all three of the outs.
I'm pretty sure he made at least 27 outs this game.
Sounds like you're counting assists.
3 out of 4 in Beantown, 2 out of 4 in the Bronx earlier this year. This is like the Bizzarro Twins or something.
Last night while watching the Olympics, my friend Sarah texted me to say that she thinks I'm a white Usain Bolt, given our similar facial expressions and cockiness. I'll take it.
I wish I could have his athleticism, too...
I heard that KW is fast.
One wins golden medals, and the other engages in golden sh...
...nah, this is a little blue even for this hour.
i thought that KW was best in team events...
The comeback just fell a little short. We'll just have to settle for 101-61!