Today, Sam Deduno faces Blake Beavan in a matchup where the rest of the country goes "Who the hell are those guys?"
Beavan is a prototypical Twins pitcher - in fact, he might be more of a Twin that most current Twins are - he doesn't strike out many, but his walk rate is outstanding (1.14 per 9 innings). He does give up his fair share of homers, with 17 so far in 102 innings. He's a thoroughly beatable righty, so I assume this is the game the Twins were planning on winning from this series all along.
Meanwhile, my interest has waned a bit, with Chelsea's season starting today and (fantasy) football starting soon. But they're the only Twins I have, so I'll be around for what's become the rare game that doesn't happen when I'm scheduled to work. And hey, after that, I can watch the all-important Red Sox-Yankees game tonight because it's the only game on at the time!!!
The Twins may not be interesting right now, but the playoffs always are. With one quarter of the season left, here's what you've got if it ended today:
(1) Yankees vs. (4) Rays or (5) A's
(2) Rangers vs. (3) White Sox
(1) Nationals vs. (4) Braves or (5) Pirates
(2) Reds vs. (3) Giants
There are a lot of close races, and this still looks like a lot of fun (Yankees excepted).
Go Twins...give me a game worth seeing, at least.
When is Neckfat getting back?
??? Neckfat is pitching for the Gigantes.
Methinks greek was mixing up his WGOM-approved nicknames.
Is anybody else surprised Dududo hasn't walked anybody yet?
me
If the Mariners would stop swinging at everything, I'm sure he would have.
NBBW just sent the link to Pipes in the Valley , a Scots/Irish/Celtic fling that we go to almost every year.
What can't you do?
For the safety and enjoyment of everyone at the festival, please do not bring the following:
Alcohol
Coolers
Illegal substances
Weapons
Fireworks
Glass bottles
Laser pointers
No Laser pointers, natch.
Guys in kilts don't like people pointing lasers around, I guess.
Or if you're hoisting your caber, no distractions...
Yup, I'd hate to drop one of them on my toes.
Man, they had some very capable chicks hoisting them cabers... Prolly less risk of hernia.
No alcohol?!? At an Irish event?!? I'm shocked, shocked.
Willingham needed about 2 inches more lift on that
WILLINGHAMME...awww.
This "Sam Deduno is a wizard" meme needs to take off, if for no other reason than it's true.
Magic is the best explanation for how he can have that K/BB ratio and that ERA at the same time.
Is it possible that the Duderino has pitched 1.0 innings so far without a BB or K?
I think my computer's broken.
Leave it to Beavan.
To issue a walk, since Sam screwed it up.
A's in the playoffs, Angels out would make me very happy.
Go O's!
If only some season, the A's, O's, M's, and Jays could make the playoffs. We'd then know for sure which letter is the best at baseball.
When I buy the Yankees, I'm going to chance their name to the Y's. Then, the next year, I'll change it to the Y nots. The year after that, I'll change it to simply "Suck it, nibbish!"
Wonder if you could just rent them. Pay the damage deposit, etc. Hire from NY colleges. OK Bad Idea.
Carsons 5 for 9, go boyo, bewitch the Mariner.
Only a single from Carson?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RF
CleteKomatsuCarson is playing pretty darn well.Active Citizens shows two nibbish's. Are you twins?
Huh, look at that. Double-nibbish-vision.
You win this round, nibbishes.
Yes. Yes I are.
I think you just wanted it more than the rest of us.
Florimon fouled off a ton of balls there, eh?
Off to fall asleep while watching Totoro with my daughters.
It's about time!
Deduno is making a bid to finish the season with 10 wins and a WHIP of at least 2.00
(BB)(BB)
Zoinks, Scoob.
(BB)(BB)(BB)
(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)
12 walk inning--here it comes.
I wonder if that would be a record?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "yes".
(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)
blocker save (and a beauty!) by Morneau
Scout: SamuelDedunoshowed faith in Ryan Doumit by throwingthrew that curveball in the dirtwith a runner on 3rd.FTFY.There were really a lot of unnecessary qualifiers in that statement.
Dazzle: Most wins as a reliever?
I guess Eddie Guardado.
Bill "Soupy" Campbell.
Rolaids relief man of the year - classic.
Saw combat duty in Vietnam as a radio operator. "Good Monrning, Vietnam!"
I did not know that.
Tony Fiore!!!
Jesse Crain piled up a bunch of wins as a reliever
Jeff Grey(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)(HBP)
(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)(BB)(HBP)(BB)
I blame Gardy for making him intentionally throw a ball. He should have known what he was getting into.
Tremendous catch.
Capps pitching for the Mariners! Unfortunately, wrong Capps.
I came here to say the same thing.
1. There's the Duderino's walks! I assume his K/BB is around 0.5?
2. How come their Japanese SS hits over .200?
3. I must have missed when we traded Capps.
3. If a Capps is traded in the woods and nobody likes him, does he make a sound?
It would be impossible for something that size to do anything without making a sound.
Touche.
I thought Willingham got more of that one than he did.
Yeah, I liked the sound of it.
Summary of runs scored this game:
1. Sac Fly
2. Walk
3. Double Play
Excitement!
This list got a whole lot more exciting in a hurry, didn't it?
Well, that one sucked the life out of me.
Can we put BBeBBuno back in?
Grey is really not fooling anybody.
Classic BOSO.
Duderino pitches 6 innings, gives up 2 runs, leaves with a 1-run defecit.
Gray cements it by giving up three runs in one inning.
Too bad the Twins couldn't take better advantage of the Great Dedini's magic escape act. Oh, well, I guess we'll just have to settle for 92-70. That should still get us in the playoffs, right?