Winning Streak: -1
Number of Days since Joe Mauer's 30th Birthday: 11
Number of times a Prince Fielder Home Run has ruined the day: significant, but unknown

After this game I couldn't shake the feeling that I've seen this before. Oh yeah, I have seen this before. His very first major league home run. I was there. That night I learned there is nothing worse than a cocky, drunk Milwaukee Brewers' fan.

At least that homer wasn't this.