Hola amigos. Man I dont know if i should tell this story or not. Wed was a noon game and we had Thu off before Detroit.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
@ColbyRamses invited me over to his place and of course I went. Colbys a cool guy and always has some crazy sticky.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
He said he had some special stuff from Vancuver. Holy sh!t man! I thought I was a heavy but i giggled like a schoolgirl.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
Then Colb got a call and we met Brett @LawriesSalt at a club called Cube. Normally Im a chill at home guy but it was a pretty cool joint.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
I was sittin there drink a Labatt Lite when I felt like a bug on my neck. I turn and its Adam Lind’s beard scratchin my neck!
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
Dude came out of nowhere! (Colbs and Brett said he does that). Anyways in this real scary voice he says you guys wanna party?
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
YOu know that moment in like afterschool specials when theres a freeze frame and they review the good choice and the bad choice?
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
I think I made the bad choice........
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
Anyways he hands me this pill and says try it if you wanna get small. He popped like 4 so i thought one wouldnt be a big deal.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
Next thing I know Im under a bridge with Lind and all these other crazys. At least I think it was a bridge. Aw man I was so messed.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
There were all these weird people inclding this big fat guy named Rob who didnt shut up for like an hour. He handed me a weird glass pipe.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
I thought it was just some greens or something. Wrong again. Dude I know what happened next. This was wed night ( i think).
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
I woke up Fri PM in a burntout house in Detroit soaking wet clothes that WERENT MINE! Did I swim? Dude I dont know…..
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
There was trash everywhere and it smelt like ass.I went outside and Comerica was like a mile away so i hauled ass (best i could) over there.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
Tkxfully Joe covered for me.Hes a solid guy. Got all my stuff sent over. In a real fathery voice he said I should be more careful next time.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
I said thanks man. I should buy him a fathers day card 😛 Anyways I went 0-2 with 2 BBs that night.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
It wasn’t a good eye or anything I just was so fried i couldnt swing at anything. Im staying away from that Lind guy next time man.
— T. Pouffes (@TPouffe024_420) June 15, 2014
@LawriesSalt
hahaha
@ColbyRamses is pretty awesome, but @LawriesSalt is my favorite fake handle yet.
Nice, very Dugout-esque. And of course that is a complement of the highest order