For the last several years I have been much more interested in the Twins' offseason than their regular season. I expect that trend to continue this year. Time to start filling out and itemizing that wish list, folks.
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Wish list:
- Healthy Mauer
- Healthy Buxton
- Healthy Sano
- Healthy Nolasco
- 2008 Game 163 do-over
- drug-free Rosario
- favorable Spring Training schedule when we're there
- several umpire retirements (Angel, Cowboy Joe, Phil...I'm looking at you)
- another ex-Twin winning the NL batting title
- Joe thumbing his nose at the naysayers and putting up Maueresque stats
- a Game of Thrones-worthy move by Molitor
fleeing across the narrow sea?
- Healthy Meyer
- Good movement through the system for Berrios and Stewart
- Not having to suffer through watching Pelfrey pitch
Looks like I got the first thing on my wishlist...
Only four so far on this week's FilmWise Invisibles -- #3, #5, #7, and #8
what's with the question mark? just type it in and it'll tell you if you have a right answer or not
good one, btw
I didn't realize I could submit like that. Thought maybe I had to log in or something.
Question mark more reflecting my thought process.
Getting back to beer, I bought a case of this over the weekend.
I agree with the Bros. It's outstanding. I've been on a low-hop kick lately. This is easy drinking with a lot of flavor and great balance. Enough hops so that you know they are there, but not hop-forward, allowing other flavors to meld into a high-class session beer flavor profile.
Good stuff. I'm a big fan of their white IPA.
I found a 12-pack Fall sampler of Sierra Nevada with 3 each of Pale Ale, Oktoberfest, Vienna Lager, and Tumbler.
I really, really liked the Vienna Lager, a bit punchier than Schell's Firebrick, and the Oktoberfest is good, reminding me of the New Glarus Octoberfest. I've never seen either of these in sixers. The Tumblers and Pale Ales are going to be disappointments.
Boss bought me an FSA gift today. Four 750ml bottles of beer:
Ommegang Abbey Ale, Ommegang Hennepin, Ommmegang Three Philosophers, and Ovalde Ode to a Russian Shipwright.
Either my boss is lucky or he pays really good attention to what I drink at the bar. I'm psyched.
Because Merely Outstanding?
Oh, mama. Your boss must like you.
I'm growing a bit bored of the IPAs and hops, looking for more malt and unique flavors.
SN's Pale Ale has never been among my favorite takes on the style (though it's good), and Brown Ales don't excite.
I won't mind drinking them, but I would have rather had those bottles be the Oktoberfest and Vienna.
I've been longing for some good porters and stouts lately. I still like the occasional blast of hops, but this is malt season.
Normally I would say that, but its been 80 frickin degrees here the past few weekends (convenient for deck building!), so I'm still craving hops.
80? Boo-frikkin-hoo
AMR: you might enjoy Lost Coast's Great White then. It is a wit. BA readers rank it only as "okay," but I think it is an excellent every-day beer for warm temperature days.
And definitely look for the Deschutes River Ale.
I'm not very fond of coriander/orange peel beers.
Unless you say it's better than those.
I was afraid of Schell's Goosetown gose because it advertised the coriander, but the salt is more noticeable.
It's better than those. VERY light hand with the coriander and orange.
Philosophy, Abbeys, and unabashed local Minnesotanism. That's a big 3-for-4 right up my alley on topical beer naming. I don't know much of Russian seagoing, though.
That's a heckuva gift.
The Ode to a Russian Shipwright is an Imperial Porter flavored with spruce tips, brewed in Rollingstone, MN.
Hennepin is named after the priest, not the county, as it's brewed in Cooperstown, MN.
Can we work out a trade for one of those Odes? I'd be able to throw down a saison du crawfish.....
It's a 750 mL bottle. I actually had another in my "cellar".
get r dun billy smith! hit me up at zero zero 2 shores at g-mizzile if you're actually interested in trading several brews for the big un.
Cooperstown NY.
Abbey Ale, Hennepin, and 3 Philos are fine quiffs to quaff.
I had looked longingly at some of them on the shelf on Saturday night.
I bought an 8-pack sampler of (16 oz?) bottles from Ommegang last Christmas "to share with family". It contained all three of these and one other. I think once I had one, I hid the rest because I didn't think any of my in-laws would appreciate them. My boss seriously hit a stoppage time touchdown here.
Who needs more than one Philo?
My wife was close to the border last week so she drive into Stillwater and got us a couple of New Glarus six-packs. In general I tend to prefer lagers to ales, but in this case I'm forced to say that I'd rather have a Spotted Cow than Two Women.
I love me some Two Women.
Also of note, at last year's Halloween spiel, one team came dressed as representations of various New Glarus beers, complete with giant four pack holder. Two of them dressed as the two women. It was, uhhh, quite pleasant.
I've been away. Who do the Twins have in the first round of the playoffs?
You've still got it!
HI!
Welcome back, Stick. You've been missed.
The Astros. It's a play-in game because they finished with the same record.
dude, I tried to provoke you last week with a Mike Penberthy reference. So, so disappointing. Not the hire, your equanimity.
Welcome back and how 'bout them Gophers?
2nd best team in the Dakotas!
Just wanted to add my "welcome back" to the list. Hope you'll be around more often. There'll always be a chair in the basement for you.
Was kind of disappointed to not see a game 163 at all. I was really pumped to watch the Seattle game while the A's were losing…but none of that happened.
(Good news…I've yet to watch a down of football this fall.)
down of football
You mean you have to pluck the ball?
After the 94-95 strike, I didn't watch a game nor spend a single penny on anything related to MLB until sometime in 1997. And honestly, as a Browns and Vikings fan, not watching the NFL is probably better for my blood pressure and sanity.
The word is on Twitter that the Ron Gardenhire era is over.
I felt like it was coming, but its still a bit shocking.
Welp, I suppose now we at least get to enjoy coaching roulette while the team doesn't win.
I'm 1000 percent sure the replacement will be from within the organization.
Will that be Molitor or, uh, Molitor?
They should make Joe player/manager. Then the strib-base can really hate him.
I really want Molitor and Bruno back as hitting coach. Team really showed improvement in hitting and seemed like a lot of anecdotal evidence that Bruno had a lot to do with it. Wouldn't mind seeing Steinbach return either. What about Bert as pitching coach? Would get him out of the booth at least.
Is there room for Dave Winfield too?
Hrbek for strength & conditioning?
bowling and fishing coach.
Bench coach, as long as the bench is replaced with a couch.
Bench couch.
Couch coach.
And Carew as third-base coach. I like it!
Will it be Dougie Baseball or Jake Mauer?
I could get behind M16. His number is available.
They will be searching inside and outside of the organization for the replacement. The entire coaching staff is axed.
I am fully on board with Joe as player manager.
On one hand, I still like Rick Anderson and I think there has been pitchers he's helped thrive. One could argue there are pitchers that thrived more without him. That's probably going to happen with all coaches. But I don't much see the point in just cutting one guy when these coaches have worked together forever. If you're going to go in a different direction, an overhaul makes the most sense.
Jake!
The ENTIRE coaching staff? Wowza.
But GMTR and Billy Smith still hanging around?
LEN:
That makes some sense.
Could still be Steinbach or Bruno or Molly.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ms53f4HDd0
Dancin' with Molly.
Doin whatever we want.
Before the limelight stole ya.
This is standard. A new manager would want to hire his own coaches. Since the search will be internal and external, I'm sure that means Molitor and even Ullger will be considered.
All their contracts had expired so it is a nonevent. I am sure most will be back.
This had to come from Pohlads and/or TR wanted to replace Anderson and Gardy refused to stay without him. Gardy had already indicated he wanted to be back so I don't think it was a straight resignation.
I agree with the idea of the higher ups wanting Anderson and or Ullger gone and Gardy is sticking by his guys.
I wonder if he'll remain within the organization. He won a World Series as third base coach!
Well he's attending today's press conference, so you might be onto something here!
Advisor to the General Manager. Billy Smith new manager.
Seems plausible.
Oh please not Wedge.
I don't have someone I want as Tito and Showalter have jobs.
I would be several degrees of magnitude more welcoming of Ozzie than the regular Twins fan, but I don't have to worry about having to back that up because it won't ever happen.
I'm thinking "bring in a successful pitching coach from another organization to be a first-time manager."
Because that worked really well the last time. 😉
I think it worked a little better to bring in a first baseman. Kent Hrbek for manager!
Don Cooper?
I don't get the reference.
Ray Miller.
Ray Miller.
Ray freakin' Miller
Ray Miller.
Miller, Ray.
Former Twin Ron Washington doesn't have a job. And people were complaining about Gardy bunting too much.
God I forgot about that. Please no.
Here's my Gardy Replacement Power Rankings as of 9/29/14:
1. An unfeeling computer that makes every decision based on statistical analysis
2. Paul Molitor
3. Jake Mauer
4. Ozzie Guillen
5. T.C.
...
9998. One of the rats who used to inhabit the Metrodome
9999. Ron Washington
10000. Mike Scoscia
No love for Dougie? I would hate having Jake Mauer being manager because he would be constantly accused of favoritism toward Joe by Mauer haters.
He'd probably slide right in behind TC. Mostly I just want to watch TC cuss out an umpire while he grins.
With that idea, I now hope its Jake Mauer and the Twins make the playoffs next year.
Barreiro might spontaneously combust.
Man, you guys are convincing.
Could probably code #1 over the weekend.
#1 Sean
Make it so, Sean. Make it so.
A baseball equivalent of the NYT 4th Down Bot...
That's one argument with the robo-umps I'd pay good money to see!
Well hey! I'm looking for a job.
You've still got your current employment though, right?
Uh... no.
As of when did this happen?
Friday.
Sorry to hear that. Staying in mnkto area?
Will move for gainful employment.
thinking good thoughts, Phyllo.
Thanks. I'll say more when I get the chance, but right now there are pretty much equal parts panic and relief.
Sorry to hear about this, too. You're in our prayers.
You've still got your current employment though?
Seems like a trick question.
Huh?
That has GOT to be sarcasm.
Sounds like they're complaining about fact it was done by phone.
And could be miscommunication. Pioneer Press has Gardy saying he was "called in."
Press conference on live at twinsbaseball.com and FSN.
Gardy & TR calling it a mutual decision. Coaches are "in limbo" not actually fired.
mutual decision ==
TR: you're fired.
RG: I'm fired?
TR: yep.
RG: ok, then.
Stick shows up, Gardenhire fired. Coincidence?
I think not.
This is a sad day. R-Gar was diagnosed with Scrubini Fixation way back in 2006. It is a progressive disease. You start with a fixation on Juan Castro's leadership and in the beginning, the effects are almost imperceptible. Gradually, though, it infects your entire being and soon enough, you are playing seven or eight scrubs a night. Eventually, you are playing Chris Herrmann in your outfield. It leads to 383 losses in four seasons in a new ballpark.
If only someone had sat down with R-Gar back in the spring of 2006 and said, "Juan Castro over Jason Bartlett? Are you out of your effing mind?" this day may have never come.
I have a feeling some Citizen's here are too young to even remember the pre-Gardy era #oldfartexaggerations
or too old.
I had no children the last time TK managed a game. The cleanup at Ground Zero had barely begun (if at all) the last time TK managed a game.
Oh no!
And you thought Gardy had a Scrubini Fixation.
Does anyone REALLY think that is going to happen? He burned too many bridges to get serious consideration.
If Ozzie is hired I want Carl Skanberg brought on as Official Chronicler.
Co-sign. Seems only fair.
where do I donate to the Carl Skanberg WGOM chronicler fund?
After watching the presser, I can't imagine a less likely experienced candidate.
The Insanity would have been an upgrade on the roster.
Now, there's some real bad news about an ex-Twins manager.
I had seen TK on FSN recently. I want to say he was on there just Wednesday. It might have been a day or two earlier. Hopefully, the fact he's back home means he hasn't had a lot of lasting effects from it and will be recovering quickly.
Oy. Good luck, TK. We're all pulling for you.
Why do players support former managers or coaches by saying how hard they worked at the job? How many of them have been fired because they didn't work hard enough?
In other, happier baseball stories, did we discuss this one recently?
Double Trouble: A Remarkable Run of Success for the Elizabethton Twins
in particular, this passage. Notice anything in particular?
NO NEED TO MOVE HIM - HE ALREADY PLAYS THIRD BASE!
First C'oC to break 100 LTEs since July 31.
Some of the fans of managerless teams in the baseball subreddit are salivating over the fact that Gardy is on the market. I'd peg him as a league-average manager.
league-average manager
Many team's fans would be happy to have that.
Yeah no doubt. He might do well with another team stacked with talent.
If only there was a team with rising young talent that's had a terrible record the last few years and is desperate just to be a winner. If only that job were available, Gardy would be right for it. Oh, wait...
The Astros?
Nope. They are announcing their hire today. Apparently, it is A.J. Hinch.
I saw this on the sidebar and was perplexed why the Twins were hiring someone so soon.
Back at my old site, I remember a really long research project I did the last time the Twins fired a manager. The final choices besides Kelly were Joe Torre and Jim Frey (who was also demanding the GM position like Whitey Herzog).
Sid, of course, was screaming into the wilderness about how they had to bring back Billy Martin.
Anybody have one of those internet retrievers to go find my stuff?
what was the URL?
If you can remember when you finished, it would make going through the archive much easier.
Wyoung.net was the url. I would guess sometime in fall/winter 2006.
Ron Gardenhire in a Box, parts one, two, and three.
I don't think this is what you meant, but thought it might be interesting to bring up.
Found it except for part one here.
That didn't take very long.
Can't be a real joepos column. Much too short.
This is pretty cool.
Ran two red lights on our way to the field. Glad we did. Gardybelieved in me when no one else did. Sad to see him go pic.twitter.com/Ds2XdEITtm— Trevor Plouffe(@TPlouffe24) September 29, 2014
I'm glad he didn't kill anyone on the way to the field.
I was nearly killed by someone who ran a red light. Going to watch you boss get fired is not an excuse.
I read this as "Plouffe nearly ran CH off the road today."
Wha? aww shit sry Amigo. I was havng issues :,( #BroCry #IllAlwaysBePlouffeyForYou
You had a nice run, Gardy, but a change was overdue. Reusse recently wrote about the Twins needing to get themselves a Latino manager or coach to help in relating to all the young Hispanic talent on hand here (and soon to arrive.) I think that's an excellent idea.
A reporter ask Terry Ryan today if he planned to go in that direction. He said it was likely they'd have at minimum a latino coach
They already had one on staff.
Reusse's column said having a latino bullpen coach wasn't good enough since it is mostly position players that are latino so needs to be a guy in the dugout.
Yeah, but Cuellar was born in Texas. Went to UT Austin. Not even close to the same background as these kids who come from Venezuela and the DR.
Another vote for Ozzie!
I hear 10 year old Billy Pohlad is insisting on being the next manager.
Isn't he too Little to be a Big League manager?
I thought 11 was the minimum.
Leave it to the Twins to have another congenial post-firing press conference.
JI
JIM THOME for manager/DH/PH