Joe Mauer retirement press conference today. Let us all gather and be sad and watch career highlights and such.

Hey, there's a weird issue with the hinges where they kind of snap back when closing, so mind yourself as you walk through it, Jimmy.

As soon as I saw that catching equipment again...

Thanks, Joe.

Got our first snow here which isn't going to do much accept screw up traffic this morning and then disappear. Fine, let's get this winter thing over with...

Rose sets a franchise record with seven three-pointers last night. We should trade him while his value is this high, right?

Working on your feet for 16 hours.

I had a good vote lately. How about everyone else?

No Gold Glove for Joe. Wankers.

You know what to do.