Though I'm still pretty sick, I stayed up much later than intended in part because nibs and I were riffing on Italy-centric puns and I simply couldn't bail until we found one for "Florence." We might be sorta square, gang.
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Was watching the ending of The Untouchables last night, and I recognized the actor playing Al Capone's hatchet man -- hey, Ed Chigliak (Northern Exposure). I took a look at the cast list, and no, it's a different actor named Billy Drago. For the heck of it, I looked up Darren Burrows anyway, and Billy Drago is his father! Good God, they look like clones.
If you ask me, Omar Vizquel appearing on nearly 30% of HoF ballots while Johan languishes with 2% is a pretty clear sign there’s something severely wrong with the balloting system and the electorate.
Johan will just have to come out of hiding and starting slinging the ball for the Twins and reset his HoF clock.
I learned recently you don't actually reset your clock when you come back; you just pause it.
Wow, Scott Rolen has just a third of Vizquel’s support? That’s flat ridiculous.
Count. The. Fielding Grammies.
You’re more right than I want you to be. People talk about Vizquel like he’s the new Ozzie Smith, never mind that even Ozzie’s OPS+ was 5 points higher.
Both of the players below have exactly the same number of Fielding Grammies over their 20 season careers. One is still active; the other recently retired & will doubtless be called an inner-circle HoFer once elected on the first ballot. Who are they?
If you’re still trying to figure it out, here’s a clue:
Ding!
Using awards voted on by people as the basis for an award voted on be people seems to double down on flaws.
Or Santana compared to Hoffman.
North Dakota State will go for its sixth FCS title in seven years tomorrow. If they win, that would make 14 titles -- all in my lifetime -- and the eleventh since I first enrolled at NDSU. It would also be the tenth title game in a row that they have won. What a program.
I'll be in SBGville watching the game with Butch.
Glad Butch’s treatment is going well. Wishing him, you, & all the SBG family my best.
great to hear re: Butch. Enjoy the Frisco Bowl, or whatever it's called.
Ok, you've left us hanging. What is the pun for Florence, Italy?
It's so painful, I'm spoilering it.
Ouch. Can't say I wasn't warned.
Ooo, I hope the others were better.
I'd almost venture an apology is in order. Go on, Spooky...Sassari.
Spooky showed them to me. They're...better than Florence, but not by much.
Venice thread is done, I look forward to reading all the bad Italy puns there are.
Pete's playing the Big Brother game I'm running, as he's oft wont to do, and I sent this nonsense about the Create-a-Challenge competition:
"Genoa challenge that could win this comp?
Don't forget to Turin your work before the deadline
And don't let it be a Pisa shit
Or else you won't be able to win and Padua stats"
Later, I said I was looking for more but didn't Siena more opportunities.
What do you call it when all your relatives pile into a tub?
Puns are like the "Philo Signal"
Somewhere an Andrew is shouting at a computer screen.
I don't get it.
Maybe have to pronounce it like you’re from Missoura?
I guess. I'da called it a gene pool.
I read it yesterday afternoon but just got it now. Thanks for the Missoura tip, Zee.
Or better known as All Y'all. Or from my grandmother (Springfield, Missoura), You'ins.
Those in the room = Us'ins. Everyone else - Them'ins.
So, Gopher basketball.
Wolves on ESPN early tonight. I wish FSN had coverage.
Awesome watching Erin Jackson qualifying for the women's speed skate 500m slot on the Olympics team.
Sixers lead the Pistons by 32 points. In the second quarter. Yikes!
Here's the four possessions that I saw in the Wolves game tonight:
1. Crawford shoots, gets slapped in the face, no foul.
2. Irving barges into Jones who is standing still. Foul on Jones, two free throws.
3. Crawford turns out over in no look pass to no one.
4. Butler hustles back to defend the 2-on-1 and cleanly blocks Smart's shot. Foul on Butler, to free throws.
I know Lindstrom totes their coffee pot water tower (hey Carl XVI Gustav, check that out!), but I still think Scandia rules the Swedish roost in MN:
Gammelgården, Midsommar Dag, Santa Lucia, Dala horses a'plenty, and Taco Daze.
However, I'm still bristing at those zoning people asleep at the wheel with the Solar travesty on Highway 97 by Manning Trail. Buck ugly.