34 thoughts on “2023 Game 40: Baby Bruins at Twinned Metropolii”

1. This is here.

2. Kiriliftoff!

3. We have Kiril-liftoff!

4. Gimme an A! Gimme a K! Gimme an H! Gimme a K! What's that spell? A lead

5. Looks like all games are free today.

6. Nice hustle double by Suzuki.

7. I dont know how to look it up but it seems like Carlos Correa us swinging and missing at a lot of pitches that are right down the middle of the plate

   1. This is my impression as well. Sometimes he looks like he was guessing a different pitch or location, and sometimes he just looks like he’s got a bad swing.

8. Looks like a Cubs fan biffed a foul ball and instead met it with his forehead.

9. Moonshot!

10. wow. Joey Gallo. wow

11. Gallo'd'd'd

12. BACK TO BACK!

13. Kiril-loft!

14. "Piling on, ace, piling on."

15. Dick & Morneau are going to defend Correa, but boy if that isn’t emblematic of his season at the plate.

    The guy needs to sit a couple days and get his head right.

16. TWINS BASEBALL!!

17. did we ever get the distance on that Joey Gallo spud?

    1. Statcast has no stats on the hit. Not even launch velocity.

18. Kirilloff with 10 total bases its only the 5th inning

19. I think Carlos needs corrective lenses

20. POLANCO!!

21. Jorge!

22. Yeah, that swing looked good, Jorge

23. Helluva outing by Joe Ryan

24. hey hey Correa!

25. Blue's calling a good game, but that first strike to Taylor was a stinker

26. Cole Sands making it look easy.

27. Obviously the key to losing the Assbats was to bat Joey Gallo leadoff.

    1. Or getting Max out of the lineup?

       1. Nein!

28. Methinks Cole has some work to do.

29. Weird knob on Bellinger's bat.

30. Easy peasy.

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