I love interleague. There are so many reasons to hate it - and there are lots of places to find those reasons. I just like seeing pitchers attempting to bat. Without interleague, we don't get our favorite Johan Santana moment (the video link doesn't work, so just close your eyes, the highlight reel is still there, I'm sure). You don't get the crazy over-managing that ends with pitchers in left-field and utility infielders sitting on the bench, praying the game ends before their crazy manager gets any ideas and has them warming up in the bullpen.
I like that style of baseball. I don't know that I'd like it all the time, but a few games a year is interesting to me. I almost feel cheated when a National League team comes to Target Field, because that doesn't give me my "pitchers wearing batting helmets" fix.
Luckily, the Twins have seen fit to play much better as of late (well... the last 4 or 5 games, anyway). Now I'll have extra reason to enjoy sitting down, cracking open a beer and watching some late-night baseball.
Maybe they'll even win one for me tonight. Considering the fact that they're 1-6 on Saturdays, maybe that's asking for too much though. I guess I'll just be satisfied with the fact that I'm going to be able to watch Scott Baker bat.
Speaking of, here are tonight's pitchers.
Scott Baker (.050/.050/.050, 0 HR, 0 RBI, -0.3 WAR)
Micah Owings (.295/.323/.528, 9 HR, 34 RBI, 2.9 WAR)
Both of those are career lines, as neither pitcher has batted in 2011. For Baker, this is because he plays in the wrong league to show off his impressive hitting skills. For Owings, it's because while his secondary skills are legendary (he's pretty much the best hitting pitcher of all time), his primary skills (keep the opposing team from scoring runs) are sadly lacking. This is his first start in 2011, but lefties have eaten him alive over the course of his career, so unless the game is decided by which pitcher is a better batter, I like the Twins' chances.
It appears that OKC is doing its best to make sure I watch the Twins tonight.
You don't get the crazy over-managing that ends with pitchers in left-field and utility infielders sitting on the bench, praying the game ends before their crazy manager gets any ideas and has them warming up in the bullpen.
Im surprised American League managers dont employ the double switch more often. Like last year when we had days where Kubel was on the bench because Thome was DHing. With Cuddy being a little more flexible on his playing positions by filling in at 2nd base, its probably doable.
I dont know, maybe that is over thinking baseball strategy, but it was surprise the heck out of the other team.
I think up until the past year or two, the Twins consistently had the best hitting pitchers. At least during the Santana years he seemed to be contagious with the rest of the staff.
where have you gone Bobby Korecky
Bad news, guys. Jason Kubel is out after being raptured earlier this evening. There is no timetable for his return.
let me guess, tolbert and butters were Left Behind, right?
Inexplicably, Jesus drafted both of them to his fantasy team. So yeah, he's still pissed at them.
heh, I laughed
Pardon me for getting all New Guy here but: THE MINNESOTA TWINS ARE GOING TO SCORE 10 OR MORE RUNS TONIGHT!
It's my hope they ring up one Owings big time before Gibson realizes it and comes out to relieve him.
This will be made more impressive because they just spotted the Diamondbacks an inning.
Ahem, two innings.
Ryan Roberts has a lot of tattoos
According to Dick and Bert his nickname is "tat-man". Yep.
I'm changing my screenname to D "Tat-man" K.
Making up nicknames for yourself is awesome.
yeah, but how tall is he?
Is it just me or is Bert showing more restraint when discussing Scott Baker as of late?
Is it my imagination or is Robbie Inc. getting fatter?
It happens once you hit your twenties.
and how.
I'll be halfway through my twenties next month, and I'm still doing alright.
juicy.
juicy!
Danny V!
sweet
woohoo! twins no longer last in HRs!
I don't believe it. Who's last? Oakland?
San Diego?
Oakland AND Seattle!
Oakland, Seattle, and Minnesota all had 24 coming into today. GH gets 1/2 internet
Juice Man!
Delmon with another K. Remember when he use to UNO?
If Owings is such a good hitter, but such a crappy pitcher, why don't they just teach him to play some position other than pitcher?
I have wondered the same thing for years now, going so far as to scream the question to strangers.
Poor strangers.
Yeah, they're all "Who is Micah Owings?"
Scotty!
Baker!
what was y'all saying about the pitchers?
BAKER!
Baker shows off his lumber.
Can Scotty B play left field?
Yeah, there's your uno.
Guh-wha?!
I've said it before and I'll say it again--the Twins need to be in the NL.
as mentioned yesterday, i honestly got some of this yesterday without considering the irony, only the deliciousness. and i'm glad it did.
My uncle and I went to the craft brew festival today downtown. I kept track - we sampled 31 different types of beer.
That was dessert tonight. My UC buddy and I went to a belgian beer bar in Davisville, followed by dinner at his house. There was nothing Left Behind.
What is Ullger doing back at 3rd base coach???
yeah, i was wondering about that. this isn't his first game back either, i believe.
Steve Liddle has a calf injury or something like that
All these tosses to first...the D-Backs have done their homework on Span.
aw, dude! baker deserved to cross the plate there.
Man, Scotty did what he could to help his own cause, but no help from the top of the lineup (Span excepted)
ULLGER SHOULD HAVE SENT BAKER WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE!!!
He's a little rusty.
::tumbleweeds::
Hrbek vs. Bert .350/.395/.775
46 PA. 5 homers
I remember Bert mentioning that he hated facing Hrbek before. Did he bring it up again today? I've opted to listen to TV on the Radio rather than either feed.
all tied up :/
7k's for Baker. Give that man some run support!
Does Baker look at the bullpen or the pinch hitter options first?
Argh. Take the danged walk, Butera.
"Let's see if Baker is asked to bunt here with one out and Young and second."
Wow. That would be pointless.
I just can't understand the play to bunt a reasonably fast man from second to third with an out already on the board. You're basically gambling on a wild pitch or passed ball.
Yep. Pointless.
twins baseball!
Twins baseball!
Twins baseball!
i see this is an established meme...
Wow, I thought that sign said "This is my final Twins game" at first. Seemed a little dark.
Sadly, with over 100 pitches already, Baker will probably not get his QS.
I figured it had to be high, since although he's only given up two hits, this game has moved pretty slowly.
LOL! I thought the same thing!
Err...response to Spooky.
It's pretty funny that the way it was mashed together not only made a new word, but made a word that means the exact opposite of what was intended.
doooooooooooood!
Dude baseball!
I like Jason Kubel.
Duderino!
V squared!
Well, this is fun.
sho is. where's New Time Long Guy?
Nothing like chasing the best bat out of the lineup.
Bwahahahaha!
who broke out the PEDs?
Isn't that about the same time Delmon came back from the DL?
Yet another example of two things that seem like they must be related, being completely disconnected.
what is the opposite of 'regression to the mean'
Progression to the mean?
"Where's his load?" --Dick
This inning is off to a poor start.
ugh 🙁
Bert, stuff it. Pitchers have averaged 100 pitches for 50 years.
"cliche, cliche, major league level, cliche, ball up, cliche, cliche, -type player, cliche"
I wasn't aware that Bert didn't like the 100 pitch count. I guess he has never brought it up 1000 times before. Yeah, Baker's attitude changed. Tha t was it.
It is just so lazy to pretend Baker thought "I'm at 100 pitches and we're ahead so I'm going to stop trying" instead of actually analyzing what happened.
You know, it probably wouldn't bother me if my co-workers didn't repeat Bert's crap. Just drives me crazy to the point that I don't want to talk baseball at the office.
I would really like to get a behind-the-scenes look at how Bert and Dazzle prepare.
Yeah, its not like it could be he rarely is allowed to go past 100 pitches and his body isn't used to it and gets tired, could it?
I hate Bert's commentary
Obviously Baker can't pitch well past 100 pitches because he never pitches more than 100 pitches. It's a vicious cycle.
why do the twins always get caught off-guard on the bunt, yet everyone sniffs out their squeezes?
Exactly my thoughts!
Wow, you can't bunt much better than that.
That seems to always work against the Twins.
Oh, they're going to pitch to the fearsome Willie @&^(%@(% Bloomquist this time?
Spectacular by Danny V!
Ok guys, let's get 7 more insurance runs this inning! We've got a lot of bullpen innings to survive.
Nice work by Burmett.
I've watched too many Major League clips lately, wonder if Gibson saw Roberts and thought "look at this f'ing guy"
Revere needs to take a lesson from Marlon Byrd and let that him him in the face.
Wouldn't that be the other way around since Revere has already taken one to the face?
Touche, sean, touche.
Maybe it is the Morgan-esque chicken wing, but there's something that makes me like Revere
Cripes.
gordo: "ground ball-- no, line drive..."
me: "eh?"
It would have been a ground ball once it hit the ground.
Kinda like Kubel's ground ball home run.
You mean Gordo didn't Gordo an actual home run?
I don't know what he did...I'm watching on TV. That ball was long gone tho.
Gotcha- you were referring to Kubel's HR touching the ground eventually, I took you to mean that Gordo miscalled the play.
Dick seemed surprised about Nathan striking out Drew.
Also, Pepsi just copied the Joe Mauer sideburns commercial.
so did FTLT.
Twins baseball!!
I hope Valencia can squeeze out a couple more RBIs here
OMG that was the greatest play in the history of baseball!!!
That was a hilarious series of events.
if you're a dbacks fan, a series of unfortunate events.
No shit, I almost typed that. And I am a D-Backs fan, but they sure have been testing me of late.
The Diamondbacks did a great impression of a Jr. High baseball team there, way to make a bunch of bad throws!
Upton's initial throw really wasn't half bad, and a catcher worth his salt would have had it. From there, though...
That's why I didn't go with Little League for the comparison. All hell broke loose after the first throw!
Dick said "the Diamondbacks having a snowball fight in the infield." I liked that description.
That play did eerily remind me of my coed softball league.
what the hell was that? LOL
the home blue was surprisingly emphatic on cuddles manifesting home plate.
"manifesting"
Gameday was hopelessly confused by that play. It had Cuddy out at home for a little while.
You can't blame Gameday for that, it was just going by previous experience.
He very nearly was.
I'm still not sure he was safe. I'll definitely take it though.
Yeah, it looked a touch generous to me, though I didn't catch the replay.
It looked like he snuck his foot in there before the tag to me.
Confused for a long time- my Gameday was showing Delmon as the third out, and was moving to the next half-inning, then Butters was suddenly batting and grounding out.
The way that inning was going, as soon as I saw that groundball to 2nd, I assumed Butters would be scoring on that play.
What just happened to Perkins? Ugh.
Looks like attacked by the oblique injury bug that's going around.
ummm... oh oh
The legendary two inning save!
still just a legend.
Capps is going to be up next inning.
I'd like to see him try and bat.
Well, maybe not now.
I'd like to see him
try and batrun out of town on a rail._elmon >:(
Are we trying to outdo their bad defense?
it's a race to the bottom, for sure.
Please tell me I haven't invested myself in another heartbreaker tonight...
It appears so. 🙁
twins baseball!
fuck.
Oh, fucking Capps.
Man, I miss Wilson Ramos.
.289/.364/.474.
.205/.286/.386 in May after a big April. However, his May looks a lot like how he hit at Rochester and the Red Wings' beat writer said trading away Ramos was addition by subtraction because he was an apparent bad influence in the clubhouse (he didn't elaborate on it).
That May line looks pretty damned good compared to what we've been getting.
True dat.
Kelly freakin' Johnson. He's hitting .180, and he has just killed the Twins these two games. Sometimes I hate baseball.
I still haven't forgiven Adam Kennedy for his 3 HR in a single ALCS game against the Twins after hitting only 3 all season.
Shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT UP!!!
this game is still going on??? you are shitting me!
No. It ended about ten minutes ago.
What are you talking about? Alexi Casilla is up!!!
I'm not sure his hitting is an upgrade over Capps.
and now for something completely different:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JynDI2mShbA
I missed the part where the wheels fall off.
Rally starts now!!!!
More errors!
gordo: "twins have played errorless ball."
hj: erm...
Funny stuff, blue. Well, I guess I'll take your charity in this lost season...
OMG, Bert is blaming this all on Baker.
Yes Bert, clearly it's Baker.
Gordo: "Twins have played errorless ball."
Me: like every game in Target???
No problem. Back-to-back HRs by Kubes and Morny will tie it. Easy peasy.
or not.
yup. we suck.
yup.
weBaker sucks.(B)FTFY.
oh, right. thanks.
Well that was easily the worst game of the season.
Sadly, though, there's a ton of competition.
I don't know. The game at the Rays where Nathan and Capps both allowed HRs to blow saves was pretty disheartening, especially when it was Damon with the walkoff.
Oh, man, the pair of blown saves by the pair of closers. Yeah, that was probably worse.
I didn't see that game, so as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
This sucks. How many teams have ever had 5 more errors than their opponent and won the game?