Game 64: Rangers at Twins

I had a post where I went over the team's possible All-Star representatives. That proved to be somewhat ridiculous. I mean, I suppose Span has a case - 3rd in the AL in bWAR, after all, but almost all of it is tied up in his defensive ability, and it seems kind of unlikely that that will sway anyone. Blackburn has been doing pretty well, he could be our own slightly more deserving Mark Redman.

Cuddy or Kubel will probably get it, though. Kubel's probably a bit more deserving, but Cuddy's got the rep and the 8HR. Who knows?

Today's pitcher probably doesn't really factor in the conversation, but he's been a kind of bright spot in an otherwise dour season.

My little netbook is having a hell of a time keeping up with any research I'm trying to do right now, and since my main computer's motherboard is fried, I'm out of time.

Colby Lewis vs. Scott Baker - I don't like this matchup for Baker, but I'd still rather see him on the mound than anyone else.

130 thoughts on “Game 64: Rangers at Twins”

    1. I wish I could have seen it, but in Fox's infinite wisdom, Cubs-Phillies is more interesting to me.

        1. Looks to be the case. So in Fox's even better judgment, I could watch SF-CIN. Thanks jackasses.

  1. It sounds like mlb is making sure I miss out on a fun game first inning.

    1. He's my favorite video game PBP guy.

      Okay, second-favorite, I might like Martin Tyler a little more.

  2. I was at Target Field to see the Twins murder Dave Bush last season. It was awesome.

  3. I would be very surprised if Scott Baker didn't throw a complete game no-hitter today.

    1. Actually realistic praise, as well (calling Baker a "ground ball pitcher" notwithstanding). There are few broadcasters who would recognize "solid middle-of-the-rotation starter" for the compliment that it is.

  4. All right, WTF is going on? I tune in to yet another blowout, but, but...but.. WE are doing the crushing? Idonnunerstand.

  5. Gatorade commercial featuring Mauer- for stamina and recovery, eh? Maybe would've held off on that ad campaign until he's off the DL.

  6. Black Jack laughs in the face of superstition, mentioning the P____ G____ and the N_ H_____.

  7. aaand Dazz not happy with the bunt attempts. Obviously, Gordo is not in the booth.

  8. The Nation Has Problems is finished and ready to go on Monday at 5:00 PM! Mark your calendars.

        1. I was at that game! We had seats in the upper deck, almost directly behind the plate. Turned out to be the perfect seats for all of those Rangers' whiffs.

            1. Sadly, my Gagne bobblehead took a spill last year and was decapitated.

              1. I had a Koskie mini-bobblehead. It kept getting knocked over and broken and I had to keep gluing it back together. Eventually, it broke and I threw it away. Seemed a fitting end to Koskie's bobblehead's career.

            2. I remember watching it on TV. I wanted to go back and read the game log from that one today, but alas, I could not.

          1. We used to get those seats all the time. They were cheap, usually pretty available, and had a great view of the playing field and especially the hitter/pitcher match-up.

  9. I am pretty sure Jack just inferred that the entire Rangers team got too drunk celebrating their win last night and that is why they are awful today. Did anyone else get that out of what he said?

  10. I don't like this matchup for Baker, but I'd still rather see him on the mound than anyone else.

    I got it half-right, anyway.

    1. I don't like this matchup for Baker, but I'd still rather see him on the mound than anyone else.!

      FTFY

  11. Do we put Baker back out the for the 9th with 99 pitches? Or do we trust our bullpen with a 7-run lead for 1 inning?

          1. Oh, I have no doubt. It's most definitely the can thing. We have Surly and Brew Farm around here, but that's about it for the cans.

            1. The Hop Ottin is fantastic. Huge hop flavor, but well balanced. Ditto Racer 5 (and their rye IPA, Hop Rod Rye). The Big Daddy is more hopscene.

  12. Nice bounceback game. Let's see if we can trade Delmon to Texas after the series.

  13. Wow, I just watched video of Baker. He made Josh Hamilton look really bad today. So at this point, it seems Baker should be the Twins All-Star rep, right?

    1. Reusse seyz the management's pick (for him "he's a lock") is the Team MVP.

      That sucks for me, cause

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