Oh, good, Pedro Hernandez is back and he's on the hill today! Amazingly, he's by far the more successful this year of today's two pitchers, as Carlos Carrasco (0-2, 8.40) should help to make this a high-scoring affair.
It seems like there's very little to say about a team hovering just under .500. It's not bad enough for mockery and they're not good enough that it's reasonable to talk about the playoffs. So, we wait for the young kids to turn this thing around, and wonder what kind of pitching the Twins will get in return for guys like Willingham and Morneau. I've never been the rosterbating type, so I'll leave that to everyone else.
Mauer's currently holding off a run from Wieters for the All-Star Game starting spot. This is in no way a reasonable thing, so I'm considering voting for the first time in several years. But, I'll probably blow it off in the end.
This appears to be the MLB.tv free game of the day.
not a homer
I predict the twins will score 15 runs this game. Maybe even 20.
So far, so good!
But will they win?
Yes?
Damn. Willingham's single is the only thing that hasn't been hit hard so far. That was a pretty loud out.
oooh, a pickoff!
as we learned last night, walks will haunt.
Can Swarzak pitch again?
find the plate, Pedro.
Of course, a walk here might be the best outcome.
even the strikes aren't strikes.
Walters can throw another 30-40 pitches today, right?
well, it could have been much worse there.
squeezed...
is he gonna wriggle out again?
he did. damn.
Both teams are really getting very little out of a lot.
those jerseys have armpit vents??
I get to see maybe one full game a week, and the game won't load. Freaking MLB.tv. It's not enough that it has occasional problems; the problems actually know when they're least convenient for me. Sigh.
I have a feeling you might not regret missing this one.
It just popped up in time for me to see the Kipnis RBI. Fate is just trolling me now.
In fairness, it could have popped up during almost any time the Indigenous Persons were batting and it would have sucked.
first pitcher to 10 walks loses
30 balls, 17 strikes. Oy.
Jason Kipnis is the greatest hitter the Twins will ever face.
Kevin Costner in the booth in Cleveland. Maybe I chose poorly.
Bert's acting has more emotion.
He also sees a path for the Indians to win the division and he expects to see them in the playoffs, so his baseball analysis is no better than his acting.
(He has yet to describe the path, but he's mentioned it more than once)
It may involve a plane crash or two.
I think just one might be able to do it, but they won't challenge the Tigers and they sure as hell won't challenge for the Wild Card spots.
What about The Big Chill? He was pretty good in that.
I never tire of that joke.
Bert: "an UNacceptable at bat there for Swisher."
really? Major league hitters can't ever miss by a 16th of an inch?
throw some damn strikes, Pedro. Jiminy.
OUCH!
Can o' corn.
Still, Costner's analysis is outshining that of the regular announcers. An announcer quoted the old "fail 70% of the time, and you're in the Hall of Fame" line, and Costner subtly referenced the importance of OBP.
why is Kevin Costner in the booth? does he has a new movie out?
oops, that was suppose to nest a few posts up
He hasn't referenced one, so I guess it's just the fact that he's done a lot of baseball movies.
Costner's explanation of why he's an actor is immediately infuriating to probably any actor who heard it. I'm not surprised to learn that he'd never acted before college and had no particular training. Lucky bastard to have those looks and wavy hair.
That's some hard-hitting reporting on Florimon.
Bert loves
to fartWaterworld.I would love to see a list of Bert's ten favorite movies.
I heard he went to see Contact, but was disappointed to learn it had nothing to do with pitching.
Yeah, he told me he saw Inherit the Wind and was extremely disappointed that it wasn't about farting.
no walks that inning!
Trader to are team.
some man-muscles here would be nice to see.
Carrasco wants no part of Joe.
Costner doing a movie about the Cleveland Browns. Sounds about right.
That is incredible.
Cleveland announcers and GM have referred back to Costner's two Oscars several times. It's clear that they don't know that they were for directing and producing, and not acting.
I hope Arcia feels RISPy
he does
Looks like it.
Where's Oswaldo!!!
MONSTER SINGLE!!!
Plouffeda!
Where's Trevor!!!
Pouffe!
Bert loves it!
Huh...I knew a "Nick Hagedorn" as a kid. It sounds like a guy with a speech problem is trying to say his name.
"Great actor" Kevin Costner is now on the radio.
Well, his voice is monotone enough that he might be a nice afternoon baseball announcer.
Acting!
That was a strike?
Dozier, you're not on base often enough to try that.
Costner in the FSN booth now. weeeeee *mute*
Maybe Bert will ask about Waterworld. Gladden is upset that he forgot to bring it up.
I think I'd ask about Prince of Thieves, but that's just me.
I've missed the past few games, so maybe there has been an explanation, but why is The Trader hitting leadoff instead of Dozier, who seemed to have been playing better of late? Is Gardy a little drunk, or something?
I think Dozier leads off when the start is a lefty
Hmm, maybe I'm just under-rating Clete's abilities.
Is that possible?
I wouldn't have thought so, but here we are.
I guess Dozier leads off against lefties, Clete against RHP? Something like that, anyhow. I'd rather put Dozier in there and leave him there, personally.
agreed
Dozier with a career OBP vs. righties of .274, Clete at .323. I'm just excited that Gardy is actually considering platoon advantages in lineup construction.
I do like that there's some platooning going on, but after Clete's epic K-streak last year, I just can't find it in me to expect him to do anything good with a bat. I'd rather Dozier got on base and got thrown out trying to steal, I guess.
Fien for the 6th, so probably Duensing for the 7th. eep
Nice interview in the booth.
This is an interesting strike zone we've got going on today.
"the IDEAL" would be for Duensing to get the 7th? No, the ideal would not involve Brian Duensing.
No kidding- Duensing has not been a good pitcher this year.
Duensing with an FIP of 2.63 this year. He's had a BABIP of .345, but hasn't allowed a homer, so a little unlucky in some respects and a little lucky in others.
Maybe Costner will pitch now that he has run out of booths.
sneaky baserunning by Mauer
Why no doubles, Mowerr?
hahahahaha!
Safe?!
Bad call? I don't trust Gladden.
He was out.
yep. but it was close.
Scot, you do know that today's game is the free mlb.tv game of the day, right?
Wait, the free games aren't blacked out?
not in Sacramento anyway 😉
I am not in Sacramento.
yeah, looked out, but the pitcher shuffled his feet about 3 times then touched the base a hair before Doumit. Tough call for the ump
Mauer has been on base 3 times this game, and has scored 3 runs. OVERPAID
Count. The. Ding(er)s.
4th time this year Mauer has touched home 3 times in a game. Only did it twice last year.
Is Albers related to Matt Capps? He could almost be a body double.
I dunno, but he was once traded (with Scott Podsednik)from Boston to Arizona for Craig Breslow
trapped? I think he caught it.
yep. lucky he didn't break his wrist.
booooooooooooooooooooooo!
hopefully the double play FIAL will haunt.
I chuckled about the flip though.
That catch looked wrist-breaking.
Hold the line. Off to the gym, then to see MOS with The Boy.
Fein out for the 8th. neat
that ball was destroyed
Selfish home run.
Duensing could have done that.
That was the end of Fien's scoreless innings streak to start his career, right? At least it was a no-doubter.
Fien racking up strikeouts
Gladden summarizing what he calls "Billy ball" in reference to Swisher: "They signed him because he walked a lot, figured they would teach him to hit later. He turned into a pretty good ballplayer."
it seems like Trader Clete is up at the plate with 2 outs a lot
Jared Burton, still struggling.
but wiggles out of the inning
Best 1U ever!
D'oh!-mit
that was a crazy way to score a run
That was...ummm...interesting. YAY!
Pedro Hernandez, proven winner
PUPPIES!!!
That news is worth some more fireworks and puppies!
I am so happy.
I'm late with this, but I'm glad we voted for Pedro in this game. We're still on track for 124-38!