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In 4 games against one of the two AL teams with a worse record than Minnesota, the Twins were outscored by 20 runs, Liriano and Cuddyer went on the DL, adpfhoubev- qf7ncs .......
[NARRATOR]: It appears that your recapper has been overcome by the sheer disaster that was this series against the Orioles. He didn't even get to Drew Butera starting all four games, the Twins' starters pitching a total of 15.2 innings, ad;kfhvbn ....
[2nd NARRATOR]: (Looks at two unconscious bodies) I ain't touching this.
A new low. And Jimmers shipped out of town. Boo on this day.
We're gonna need another narrator.
I think it's about time for a race to the bottom graphic. Only 1 Twins team has reached triple-digit losses. Four days ago, I didn't think that was even a possibility, but now ...
[Fishing for positives] Let's see ... Morneau hit a couple balls real hard ... Plouffe had a couple hits and played well enough in the field. ... Umm ...
They're playing .500 ball since June 2nd!
All that's left to root for now is Butera's BA to drop under a buck-fifty. You can do it, Butters!
I remember when Tim Laudner's nickname was Buck Ninety in 1987. It's not so funny when a guy has two home runs instead of 18 or whatever it was.
one last look.
Damn. But I'm glad he's going home.