I would also have accepted "Scalloped Corn."

I thought all these years that working 3am-1pm on Black Friday was the worst it would get. Now I'm working 11pm on Thanksgiving to 11am, and the Milkmaid actually has to do a ten-hour shift on Thanksgiving Day. It's been a long time since I've legitimately gotten to enjoy this holiday...

Twitchy's clearly not worth his price tag anymore, but if the Matt Capps era continues, we might have a new He Who Must Not Be Named on our hands.

...'cause it might be a while before anything else other men's team in Minnesota is worth cheering for.

I need a title for the sitcom pilot I'm developing. Titles are usually easy for me, but this one's killing me. Blah.

Today is the fifth anniversary of the Nintendo Wii. Before the Wii, Nintendo was in serious trouble. Good save, guys.

I was hired for a job and every day of the job has seen new revelations of how I was lied to during the interview process. I'd complain a lot more if meat wasn't going through the same situation, except hundreds of times worse.

The PS3 turns five today! Suck it, cheaptoy!

So, this is what it's like to brew a pot. This is a lot of pressure to come up with something to try to generate some day long conversation. But, there was no time to get beans ground and get the french press going, so you're stuck with Maxwell House from a drip today.

Today's my brother's birthday. He's had the best and worst year of his life this year. Cheers, Nick.