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There is a saying here in Buffalo, New York about our football team, the Bills. It goes something like "I don't care if the Bills go 2-14 every year as long as the beat the Dolphins those two games". I am sure Vikings fans have a similar saying about the Packers or the Bears or whomever it is Vikings fans deem their biggest rivals. It's funny because I honestly believe that statement to be true. Well, maybe not every year, but if there were a season or two where the Bills only won two games I would be pleased to stick it to those south beach jerks who wear aqua and white.
Now, I know the Twins have been playing poorly. You can chalk it up to injures, ass-batting middle infielders, me giving my child the middle name of Mauer, or whatever else it is you want to blame. You could write off the team this season for all I care. But I will tell you what, if you can't get up for a Twins/White Sox game I don't know if there is any hope for you.
Sure, a baseball team going 18-144 would be embarrassing-- no question about it. But hell, wouldn't it be great it those 18 wins all came against the White Sox?
Especially if the White Sox were kept out of the playoffs by one game.
I'd be happy with 7-155 if those seven were against the Yanquis.
I can't speak for all Viking's fans, but as of this past year, I didn't give two shits if the Vikings beat the Packers or the Bears because they turned into a big joke that is really hard to root for even the smallest of positives.
Now the Twins, on the other hand, are not completey unlikeable (Tolbert and _elm_n (and ok, Hoey too) excepted). So I can agree with you on the "lets beat those d-bag south siders" sentiment.
I still want the Vikes to beat the Pack twice a year- it's just not likely that will be happening anytime in the next 5-10 years.
I want them to beat them three times a year - twice in the regular season and then to knock them out of the playoffs.
Having lived as close as I have to Illinois for the past 5-6 years, I now just want Bears fans to feel shame and disappointment. (and Badger fans, for that matter.) So its less that I want the Vikes to win as much as I want the Bears to lose (and to a lesser extent the Packers, the fans of which I know are not nearly as obnoxious as Chicago fans.)
Chicago fans are pretty terrible. I never really felt any scorn towards the team until recently, gosh do I hate Urlacher and Hester. Cutler & Martz are also hard to like.
I find it hard to hate the Vikings, but I do get sick of hearing about them year round.
There are a lot of guys on the team that seem likeable: Adrian Peterson (recent comments notwithstanding), the linebackers, the receivers. Maybe sans Brett Favre, I'll find myself with less hate. But those like-able guys will have a hard time making up for the hate-able asepcts of the team: The safeties, Bryan McKinnie, the ghost of Brad Childress.
Oh, you reminded me of Jared Allen. I really don't like that guy. Hate having to face AP twice a year, but he seems like a solid dude. These Vikings are a heck of a lot harder to dislike than teams of years past. Randy Moss, Daunte Culpepper, Onterrio Williams. Yuck.
I can understand opposing fans Jared Allen annoyance, but he at least seems to be a "good citizen" these days, and he is pretty freekin good. I think I'm to the point where I mostly hate that some of these guys like AP, EJ Henderson, Antoine Winfield, etc won't really have a chance to win a SB because of that aformentioned ghost of Brad Childress.
Hmm, looks like no Hawk tonight. Could I be so lucky? I still dislike the hell out of Steve Stone, but his voice doesn't send me into a blind rage. This could be a Twins miracle tonight.
Just turning on the tube. You've said it pretty well.
Of course, Steve Stone sounds like he's been swallowing barbed wire for the past week, which does not help my ears.
I would like to add this to the record that I called this no-hitter.
Well done, Good Sir.
This lineup makes me cry
This was exactly what I thought when I checked out the ButtTol 8-9 spots, and then I looked at the rest of the mess. Luckily, Kubel and Span keep it from being completely hopeless.
just like Dale Murphy made the 80's Braves not so hopeless?
Fortunately there's Casilla to tilt the scales way over to teh suck.
Oh wait, that's not fortunate at all.
Just Kubel and Span? Not Morneau? Actually, that's probably the right thought.
What a terrible lineup the Twins have.
[image of Little Red Riding Hood with the caption "my what low OBP your lineup has"]
If Jackson is going to throw dead straight fastballs all night, this might not be so bad.
I feel like there is an assignment that Casilla would be a good candidate for designation to.
Casilla sux.
Yep. Gardy looked exasperated in the dugout after he hit into a double play, but really, what do you expect? Casilla is playing to his talent level and the team went into the season relying on him to be an effective player. He just isn't.
I really don't understand what putting him at 2B is supposed to do.
Hopefully Plouffe is up tomorrow. I have no idea why he's not up today to be honest.
...I'm clamoring for Trevor Plouffe. My kingdom for a major leage shortstop.
I feel your pain. Wish the medium-term plan was more clear, apparently they want Nishioka taking reps at SS during rehab and Casilla's playing 2B tonight. Flipping the two around doesn't seem like any sort of solution and if Gardy liked Hughes more than Casilla then Hughes would be in the line-up tonight.
I guess my "ideal" solution would be Plouffe at short, Nishi at 2B, Casilla as the utility guy.
Or gone.
Fair enough. I think Tolbert & Casilla are pretty much equally crappy, so I would not shed tears if either or both were off this roster.
Terrific, poop-control Liriano.
All right, that was a nice double play.
Dunn looks like a butt in Sux-black.
It's too bad, I always had a soft spot in my heart for Dunn. Not anymore.
Is it bad that every time there's a runner on first I think "please don't hit and run"
And it works!
Heh, at least the Sox sux like this with relative health.
This is totally a Butera home run, mark it down.
in pencil.
With your toe. In sand.
Next time I think I'll just not mark it down in the first place.
Forget the Mendoza line, Butera's flirting with the sobriety line.
Since I had an early day today, I think he's probably below that if I'm the reference.
Having Butera in the lineup expands the bench. You can have a pitcher pinch hit for him.
Can we trade him back to the Mets for Santana? I always liked watching him hit in inter-league play.
The Triple he hit against the Marlins a few years back was one of my favorite Santana moments.
Holy cr@p - I didn't know it was the B!tch Sox tonight! I hope they play like our softball team did, Twins'll get home early.
ten run rule?
fifteen, nosey.
fifteen? Man, you play in a brutal league.
so you saw me playing second base like a first baseman, eh?
You know, the more I think on it, the more I think 15 run rule as opposed to the 10 run rule would be for a league with a greater variance in the talent of the players.
15 after 4, 20 after 3, or something like that.
Casilla, wiz at second base!
Apparently Franchise is walking dudes to set up the DP.
The team that makes the first error will lose this game.
did that count as an error?
I'll allow it.
apparently, it was called a hit
Great, now Gardy will think his improved BA is enough to keep him around longer.
I hate Casilla. Please Twins, get rid of him.
Laddie doing everything he can to get to
scoring positionRochester.Yeah, a guy that gets on as rarely as he does should just be happy he's there and f(@*ing stay in one spot until someone hits a home run.
I don't think he'd make it through waivers. Do the Cardinals have a need for a (s)crappy (f)utility infielder?
Ugh, Sux announcers pull out the "how many times" bit. That's a muting in my book.
Must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned?
Since Harrelson is "sick" tonight, I thought I'd at least give em a chance.
Since the ad just ran, if I had a Norelco electric razor, I'd totally throw it out knowing that Papelboner and that smug Swisher use it.
Kubel makes me happy.
DUDE.
The Dude continues to excel in the face of suck.
What was that????????
Well, I done showed up at the right time.
Kubel has 11 multi-hit games. Is that more than the rest of the team combined?
Oh, and also, DUUUUUDE!
Without looking it up, who can tell me where Kubel currently ranks in AL batting average?
Two days ago it was 2nd. Because you just brought it up...first?
You were correct with your first answer. I only ask because I had not looked at the rankings yet this year and had not read/heard about it anywhere, so I was curious.
interesting, I haven't looked at the standings yet this year, too
No rush, no rush - take your time!
Dude!!!!!
KUBES!
Ugh, walking Juan Pierre makes me sad. Is Liriano aware of his inability to hit the ball particularly far?
Whenever that guy does anything against the Twins it infuriates me.
One reason why the earlier "Revere has a Juan Pierre upside" conversation made me sad.
Evening gentlemen. I hear that we have lots of singles and a HR...okay then.
D-Span!
The wide-angle shot was cool, Span got up to speed in a hurry and took a very direct path to the ball.
Rene likes to dive, eh?
The Iceman diveth.
I would dive too, if I knew that Span was awesome.
Not that I like agreeing with someone who has anything to do with icing.
I haven't looked up this icing thing yet, and I'm not sure I want to.
While not as NSFW as googling your own name, it will make you no less disgusted. (also, its completely SFW.)
You'll feel like a douche just knowing what it is.
[image of faux hawk and popped collar]
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Cakes are yummy.
Flipped it over to Versus to check on hockey and the 'yellow-out' in Nashville is really something else.
Gladden just dropped a _o-hitter on the radio broadcast. Seriously?
Bremer has mentioned it twice already, though on a micro level.
So did Dick, and yes, seriously. It's their job.
Dick's living up to his name?
Doesn't he always?
Just thought that the 5th inning was a bit premature, that's all.
/edges back out of spooky's presence/
Hey, man, if I was in the dugout, I'd totally play along. An announcer's job is not to play along, though. I love the superstition of players, but announcers need to get the story of the game across.
That's a good point. Your first response just seemed a bit...uhm, brusque.
Games like tonight bring out the brusque in me, for sure. I was white-knuckling it for the last four innings.
I hear that.
Wow, Liriano.
Neck Tat just blew a save to B.J. Upton.
Heh, the immature part of me laughed at that sentence.
"Part?"
Ok, all of me laughed at that sentence.
wonder how many BS's this year from last year's Twins' bullpen? (+ Nathan)
So it appears Casilla has decided swinging the bat no longer works for him....
Okay, I gave in and found out about Icing. It's pretty stupid.
I enjoy the irony that in order to embarrass friends by forcing them to drink Smirnoff Ice, frat boys everywhere are giving Smirnoff Ice their best sales numbers ever.
A lot of people at first thought it was a marketing thing. Smirnoff denied it, of course.
I find it stupid, but amusing in its stupidity. This might be because I do not associate with any dudebros.
Meta-icing is the best!
Smirnoff, the leader in flavored vodka. Um, yeah.
I just read this on the Wikipedia:
I would think this would be the most awesome outcome.
Yeah, pretty much. Win-win.
I have to say, it was way less moronic and dangerous than I was expecting. I've seen worse.
Oh, indeed.
This seems a good article on the subject.
Some dudebros think it's funny to ice their bros while they're driving. That's awfully moronic and dangerous, but yeah, there's been worse.
That, yes, is both dangerous and moronic.
yeeks, hope Mrs. Runner doesn't see the PayPal charges in Quicken. Got a good run on a slew of Twins jersey and auto cards off eBay. Time to back off.
Dazzle is being very quick/coy in mentioning the current game situation.
I'd forgotten how excruciating these things can be to watch.
Twins leads?
He's forgotten because it's been a while.
Someone isn't going to be finishing this game unless he gets some help from the opposing batters.
There's some baserunning aggression, eh?
Its too bad he wasted that effort with Butera up behind him.
hmmmmmm, Valencia taking the extra base. Message received?
Or he just did his homework on Pierre.
I'll take it.
our AAA players getting cozy there
Danny Boy!!!!
I totally missed that because CSN decided replaying Span's catch with Tosoni's dive was more important.
Holy mothereffing Juice.
hmmmmmm, Valencia playing good defense. Message received?
That sounded like the kind of play that would make me start to believe something special was happening, if I was a believer in special things happening.
As long as those special things are insurance runs...
speaking of insurance runs...seen in the Sac Bee this morning was a riff on how the Nats had broken the unwritten rules of baseball by bunting for a hit in the 8th inning against the Giants when holding an insurmountable lead -- the Nats won the game 2-0.
Yes, I laughed.
I can't complain too much, but I was hoping to have left work for home by now... guess I can hang here a little longer.
I really wish I had been at home to watch this game on TV.
We need New Guy.
Haha, suck it Beckham, and wipe that grin off your face.
Ok, so a replay shows that that was a brutally bad call. But I'll take it.
Holy crap, dudes.
Beginning to wonder if Casilla is a double agent.
Holy shit!
How long ago did Baker have one of these in the 9th?
August 31, 2007.
Somewhere, Kevin Slowey grits his teeth.
Or his rotator cuff, with his injury history.
Hey, he could still replace Blac_burn...
I'm finding it totally hilarious that Liriano has a DP after 3 of his 4 walks.
That last one was a "double play".
Hey, a foot and a half from the runner is close enough on the tag. Its the "neighborhood play" taken to new extremes.
guys, I'm heading next door to watch on MLB Network...
I'm heading downstairs to do the same.
I'm holding my breath.
My heart could handle losing the bid. It could not handle a loss. Let's get it done.
ESPN has the game on now
So, fellas, what's going on?
liriano has zero complete games.
liriano ha
sd zero complete gamesFTFY
Whew, nice pick Mountie.
Tolbert, I am so close to wringing your stupid neck...
Everyone in on the bid!
Howdy! What's up?
Another low scoring game.
what's with all the free passes?
Hey there, welcome to the edge!
C'mon...
my heart is pounding at 90 per minute
The gun's a little fast, you're really only at 87 BPM.
What was that Billy Joel song about Pressure?
C'mon...
BUTERA CATCHES A NO-HITTER!!!!
YEEEEHASJAHKJASGHIULSGAIUSKGQIEGI~~~
Wow.
Sweet.
HOLY SHIT!
F-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB
I cannot believe it!
YES!
Awesome.
Why can't gameday give me a live look-in of this?
That'll keep you in the rotation!!!
Liriano out of the rotation if he doesn't pitch better. Message...received(?)
Well, if he doesn't do it again, he's out of the rotation!
Seriously, I think Hawk being
suspended for saying stupid shitsick was truly magical tonight.Amazing. I just ...
WOOOOOOT!!! Puppies fireworks!
123 pitches, 66 strikes
Woo-hoo!
Best part of the no-hitter: HAWK HARRELSON MISSED OUT ON CALLING IT! Ha! 😀
and so did Bert!
Twins miracle.
Well, he wouldn't have spoken there once the ball found the glove.
And there would be much rejoicing.
Glad to join the game log. Cheaptoy can verify that I was following along but I didn't want to jinx it. Man, it feels good to beat the White Sox.
What better place to get a no-hitter?
Verified. I think it was like the 6th or 7th inning where his decision was made, and it makes sense that the "hitman" should not show up during a no-hit bid.
Does anyone else find it somewhat hilarious that Tolbert made all three of the 9th inning outs?
I just laughed reading that, so yes.
It wasn't lost on me. With that spear on the final play, for me, all was forgiven. You know, until tomorrow.
did you mean on offense?
OK, over the Easter weekend, I wore my Twins TC cap at my in-laws' house. Then I didn't wear it during last week. Tonight, I decided to don it again. I think I'll be wearing it a lot.
Liriano just tied the record for largest BB-SO difference in a no-hitter: 4.
I'm surprised to find that frankie wasn't pitching under the influence of LSD.
or a hangover. (freakin' David Wells)
I only caught the last two outs on BBTN, thanks to a timely text from Mom. Very exciting stuff.
I can log off at work now and go home. Thanks, gents, as always for making a memorable event even better!
I think I'll be making a pro-Liriano bet against you, Klaw.
This was the first Twins no-hitter I've gotten to see. I missed the Milton no-hitter out of necessity (I was in a show) and I've been pissed ever since.
I missed that one too. I think that came during the only period in my life where I didn't follow baseball closely.
Those were dark days.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!
So maybe this event can be the "castoff of the Cubans" from 2006?
🙂
Hey, how about that Kubel guy, too?
unsung 🙂
I've been lurking half the game and didn't want to comment cause it might've messed with the mojo.
Mojo maintained. Game over.
CONGRATULATIONS FRANCISCO LIRIANO!!!!
Considering that I'm sure you heard Steve Stone mention the no-hitter about 7 million times, I think you would have been safe.
I muted him after an inning of his gravel sick voice.
I turned on Gordo and Dazzleman who are a lot easier to listen to when you can see the game as well.
I un-muted them for the 8th and 9th, and they made it a point to say some variation of "no-hitter" as many times as possible, which, I think, dis-proves the jinxing theory.
I wanted to un-mute him just to get some better crowd noise, but I was too superstitious to do it until Tolbot caught the last out.
Gordo's call was awesome. His voice can send chills.
Baseball been berry berry good to Juan Gordon.
i was hoping to hear this. thankfully, 4ltr actually played all of gordo's calls for the 3 outs in the 9th.
dick's call must have really sucked, because i've heard gordo's call 3 times now.
What an excellent treat for Gordo in his final season.
I'm going to record the Sox rerun of the broadcast tonight just so I can watch the last couple innings. 🙂
Baseball been berry berry good to F-Bomb
Oh crap, this reminds me that I have thus far forgotten to bring my secret joke second username over to the new place.
Against the White Sox. It just doesn't get any better than that.
Holy crap. Naturally, I missed this.
Hope you don't mind missing the next 134.
If that's what it takes....
i walked off my 2 hour delayed plane in nashville, turned on my phone, opened my browser with google news as the homepage, saw it as the first headline, and promptly thought, "well that figures..."
Perhaps you will find it somewhat comforting that you didn't miss the game while doing work in a hotel in Chicago.
Brutal.
Oh goodness, sorry Ubes.
The Twins sure know how to end a losing streak. Wow! That was awesome. Also, Plouffe was called up after the game and Thome was put on the DL.