Pavanostache (2-3, 5.84 ERA, 1.35 WHIP) vs. Dice-K (2-3, 4.33, 1.33)
Happy Mother's Day, all! MLB marks the day with breast cancer awareness. Any batters who want can use a pink bat. Plus, you'll see pink armbands and cleats, and possibly even gloves. This subject is near and dear to my family as both of my boys' grandmothers have had breast cancer. Fortunately, both were caught early and both are in remission.
Still, this is a worthy cause and not one to be taken lightly. Plus, it's a good reminder to make sure to give your mom a hug (or a call if like me you can't be with her today).
As for the game, Carl Pavano needs to get rid of the beard. He needs to return to the Pavanostache that intimidated hitters into submission last year.
The Twins need to show patience at the plate. Dice-K alwayshas been prone to control problems in the major leagues and the Twins need to take advantage of that. Maybe this can be a breakout game for Justin Morneau. He's 6-for-12 with a home run and two doubles against Dice-K.
This game would have been a media circus if Nishi hadn't gotten hurt. Oh well. At the very least, the Twins can improve to .500 in their last 14 games with a win today. Plus, it would guarantee a split in the series with a chance to win it tomorrow. Let's get er done. Go Twins!!!!
Thanks, socal.
My moms-in-law also is a breast cancer survivor.
My moms is a survivor as well. Almost 20 years cancer free, which is pretty amazing.
me mums as well. hope they all keep the streak alive.
Ducks on the pond. time for some Mountie action.
Ack.
Time for some Dude action.
Dude
I'll take that.
Abide
Was that a productive out?
Yes.
apparently so.
but not a key to the inning, as it was not a bunt.
I believe it was, in the end.
Valencia says yes
Juicy!
Juicy!
Nice.
Kubel with wheels???
So glad Dice-K is a remedy for crappy offense.
stolen base? How is that not a passed ball?
The ball remained in front of the catcher.
can't prove he wouldn't have made it anyway
Ok. Take care of this one, kids.
Manchester University, dick? Really?
Yikes. The Keystone cops are back.
Stolen base on Pavano, imagine that.
I've seen this movie before.
Don't spoil the ending for me!
Finish off that popcorn bag; you may need it again soon.
This is what I come back to? Alright, no more showers all season.
How was that not interference on Gonzales?
same way it wasn't on drew...?
OFFs. If I didn't have to write a paper today I would go outside and enjoy the sunshine.
Now that should be interference on Drew
Can I haz less butterz?
That wasn't his fault.
Because of the interference?
He pulled up short on the throw to avoid hitting JD's helmet and breaking his hand, the ball ended up out in left center.
I'd have been OK with him clubbing Drew in the back of the head. Maybe that would have managed to get the interference call.
Jesus H.
Yankee fans are laughing
Oh, sure, this is the one week I run out of beer before Sunday...
Everytime the Twins steal from now on the batter is obligated to walk in front of the catcher.
That wasn't easy.
Extra juice
The Juice is flowing!!
Juicy!
Juicy fair-poled it.
It was a pretty clear home run on the replay.
Never underestimate the incompetence of this crew.
Robots wouldn't take this long to make their decision.
This is one crew where no one doubts that robots would be a marked improvement.
Shoot, easy excuse for the umps to take a bathroom break, get a drink of water, check your text messages...
Mountie! Nice play
That dive to the bag made me a bit nervous....
READY! AIM! CUDDYER!
Nice throw, Cuddles. Now, I hope our SS isn't broken...
Any more injuries and they might as well play in New Britain.
Damn, we can't afford any more injuries to our middle infield.
crapatola
Ah, Casilla. Be thankful you get paid a lot of money to do this.
Nice job Laddie.
to be fair, i'll assign a small amount of blame to morneau. that was by no means uncatchable. that said, it's a very small percentage.
It hit some uneven dirt and bounced sideways a little bit. It's on Laddie to throw it to the glove.
like i said, small percentage.
burnett, huh? this should be good...
I don't like the keystone cops.
It's hard out there for a rookie.
OFFs.
Uh oh. Just what the Twins need, more injuries.
what just happened? i lost connection and came back to dazzle saying something about plouffe! to the DL.
Plouffe! seemed to tweek his hammy rounding third.
He tweaked it earlier on the Cuddy OF assist, and I think aggavated it later.
Dick has been harping on Cuddles and the Mountie about their lack of RBI totals this season, but doesn't seem realize that you need base runners on in front of you to get RBIs.
Cuddles has 5 GIDP, and 4 RBI. Yuck. Morneau is better, 4 GIDP with 9 RBI, but that's a lot of double-plays between the two of them.
Does that count as the obligatory?
blow it up
Well, I'm glad that's over. No surprise twist to that ending.
ooh, that's pretty sweet, meat. Where'd you find it?