Hail Theresa
Full of grace
Joe is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Baby Jeebus.
Holy Theresa, mother of our catcher,
Pray for us now, and at the hour of the first pitch.
Amen.
Span sets the table for future heart break!
I submit that Gardy set us up for future heart break by hitting Tolbert second.
Especially after a string of pinch running appearances leaves us with Tolbert, Butters, and Laddie hitting 2,3 and 4.
Giving up on baseball once and for all, Matt Tolbot practices his caber tossing.
That was more of a hammer throw than caber toss.
Tolbot competes at the junior level.
Well, with a score of approximately 2:00 or 2:30, I can see why.
Gameday gave me a live look-in just in time to see a replay of the bat flying out of his hands.
I have to get my conference paper done tonight and sent in to the panel moderator. So of course I've got the WGOM Mark 2 and Gameday open.
you can always fax it to the conference hotel.
not that I've ever done that....
It's more of my self-imposed deadline for not being so procrastinate-y, but man do I not want to do it.
then you may be a redneck future gubmint burrocrat!
What's a fax?
like a mimeograph sent over the phone.
They can do that now?
Not easily, so I've recently learned.
Do you take a picture with your camera and send it as a picture message, or can send it with the WiFi/3G networks?
w00t!
The Dude Abides.
Hail Kubel, full of White Russian.
Kubel's 25th RBI gives him the sole lead on the team. He and Valencia had been tied at 24.
Arg! Of course the live look-in stops just as JI
JIM THOME comes to the plate
The Cust Curse Continues.
Hell, Black Jack. Who DOESN'T get hits off of Blackburn?
Butters.
But that may or may not be because they are on the same team.
I'm really not sold on this Dazzle/Morris/no one else combination in the radio booth.
They should do a two-for-one deal and trade Dazzle/Morris for someone who works solo and is good at orally relating baseball games, in an entertaining and descriptive fashion, with a dash of optimism. (Hold the GOML.)
I don't think Vin Scully is interested in moving to Minnesota, unfortunately.
Uecker is just one state over.
so, you are saying that he's JUUUUuuust a bit outside Minnesota?
*appreciative clap*
Well done.
It doesn't even have to be Scully! I am absolutely convinced that there are talented announcers out there who would blow away 98% of the two-man booths in the league. The Seattle Sounders have a solo announcer for their TV and radio broadcasts and it is phenomenal. I can't say enough good things about it.
Probably because most of the second men in two-man booths are former ballplayers that are in there for name recognition and have no formal training or even real experience prior to taking the top job in their business.
They should really just have the ex-players in as occasional guests.
George: What about like an announcer? Like a color man? You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game? Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments. George: So? What about that? Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and, ya know, people in broadcasting. George: That's really not fair.
If only Baker and Slowey could pitch like Blackburn....
If only Baker and Slowey could grow as full a beard.... coincidence?
Actually, it'd better be a coincidence, or I'm wasting my talents sitting at home drinking beer.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Wow. Thank you Cust.
Blackie induces another ground ball double play!!!
"Cust!" Blackburn cussed as he watched the ball fly by. (modern Tom Swifty)
"Nicked!" thought Cust as he was tagged out at 2nd base.
Uh huh. Team baseball. No selfish RBIs. Much better team baseball to make an out.
Whaaa? Doing the little things???
Tolbert (barely) executes the squeeze!
yeah, i was waiting for him to pick it up an tag the runner out. thankfully, there was just enough oomph on it.
The Twins executed something!
that's gotta be the first successful squeeze play i've seen the twins pull in the last few years.
I can remember Guzman scoring on one...anything more recent doesn't come to mind.
i can think of several they've screwed up in that interval for sure.
I remember a time when Guzman scored on his own bunt!
Yep against Cleveland I think. Bunt, throw up the right field line.
en fuego.
Dude's 1.000 average from today a big improvement over his .000 average from yesterday!
Kubel with a doubel
If that throw down to second was a planned play on a 2-1 pitch to Morny, uh, wow. That's pretty serious disrespect to the Mountie. As in "we don't think you can get a hit anyway, so we don't mind wasting a pitch when we are already behind in the count".
When that pitch to Smoak shows up on Gameday, I thought "There's no way that wasn't a home run." I was pleasantly surprised with "SINGLE" showed up on the scoreboard.
So of course he threw it again.
Barf.
And so it begins...
Blackburn'd.
Whoa. Thanks for the buzz kill, Nick.
Dude, Gold bowling Glove.
Kubel'd.
sweeeeeet.
Dude!
I want one of those plaid Thome flannels.
If the Twins were smart, they'd sell them online. I'd buy one.
I'd buy two, and I'd wear them both at the same time!
Just got home from the airport; got a 9:30 softball game...I hope we get rained out.
So what have I missed?
We had a lead and blew it.
The top part of the Twins lineup doing well, the bottom doing terribly and Olivo hitting a 2-run donger to left-field off of Blackie.
The Dude rolled a 300 on defense.
The wind looks like it's gusting at about 50mph in the White Sox-Rangers game.
Rivera, Casilla, and Span followed by Tolbert. Buckle up, boys!
With Span up in this situation, it's like the number 8 hitter hitting in the NL. You just want him to get on so that Tolbert doesn't have to lead off the next inning.
Which begs the question...If Gardy had a super speedy pitcher in an interleague game, would he bat the pitcher second?
Rivera is like LeCroy slow down the line.
Rivera and Casilla. Aut-O-Matic.
Frozen Market Pantry pepperoni pizza and Blue Paddle. I'm not really into the whole cooking thing tonight, man...
Now that the littlest one has graduated, I look forward to only stepping foot in that town 1 a year (Christmas)
Damn, I'm getting old.
F5 is our friend.
I think I just spent too much time trying to decipher the slogan of Timewell, IL.
Well, Timewell tell...
plus oneny!
Algona, IA--Home of the world's largest Cheeto!
I'd like to give a shout out to Menomonie.
Well hello, Ava Dinges. Tell me about the weather, please.
I just got excited that someone else will be doing the games when Bert gets inducted.
Then I got bummed thinking about the other people at FSN.
Marney in the booth?
Smalley or Laudner, more likely.
Quality Start for Nick Blackburn.
Sorry I missed my game log duties for tonight. I've had a few items come up as of late that have left me not knowing what day of the week it is.
Now let's hit some gosh darn dingers.
getting pooped on by the Calf at 3 in the morning will do that to a guy.
I wish it were that easy. The calf sleeps 8-10 hours a pop at night. Fill him up full of cud, swaddle the crap out of him, and the little fella just passes out until the morning.
Seems like a clean kill for the Twins, but those numbers are without Thome.
So, when you have "the confidence in your hitter that you don't need to take the bat out of his hand," NOT bunting is a good idea. But when your hitter sucks, you pat him on the @ss for "doing his job" and getting the runner over???
Ouch.
Nice play, though.
That play at the plate was like the start of a Sumo match.
Some more execution! This time on D.
Alright, temporarily off the phone trying to figure out how the hell my family and I are going to be able to move in July and still pull off this Minnesota trip we've been meaning to make (in August, but now August is totally out logistically). Money is stupid, particularly when a guy's company stops putting it into his hand.
The good dr. and I are in a similar possition. Summer travel plans may be disrupted by new jobs and home sales. Boo.
Glad to know I'm in good company, if nothing else.
Totally with you on the money thing. If it wasn't for money, I could live out my brewery dream. Hopefully this layoff jumpstarts other things for ya, though. Best of luck on the whole situation. (I've never been to LA, but I assume it sucks.)
LA proper isn't much fun, but it's the means to an end. I like Anaheim, though, and it's a lot cheaper to live there and that's where I think I'll be heading.
I like Anaheim, though
That may be a first.
I will say this -- the L.A. Basin remains a beer wasteland. But at least you are close to San Diego. A Stone's throw, one might say.
Well, my version of Anaheim isn't very large. I've been there twice but I can't say I saw a large percentage of the place.
I was, though I can't do anything with that link from work.
so, you are just talking about The Happiest Place on Earth???
To be honest, that's probably where I'll end up working, because I've got an in there.
so... goofy?
cc to spooky: you've got mail.
6 straight pitches at 87 or 88 MPH. Vary speeds!
and then he throws him a 91 MPH fastball to strike him out. Yea!
I'm out. Finish it, boys.
Do we throw Blackie out there for one more? Given the state of our bullpen, I've gotta go with "yes".
A scary prospect one way or the other.
Holy blacKburn.
Evening folks.
I didn't know Casilla could hit one that far! Still only a single though.
Smooth play by Ichiro. Laddie finding his warning-track power.
THIS GAME ONLY ENDS ONE WAY! BALK!
BALK!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twins Baseball!
Stick, does your sbg mail still work?
Pretty sure yes.
Yes.
You have gmail.
twins baseball!
Seattle is starting to look like the 2011 Minnesota Twins.
Who looked like the 2010 Seattle Mariners. Except they at least had good pitching.
D-Span2!
I have to believe that, with a Major League ball player hitting now, Fister would have come out of this game.
Nailed it.
Man, how crappy is Tolbert? Fister gives up hits to the two guys who might almost be worse, then a balk and a double, has over 100 pitches, yet the manager still feels he can get Tolbert out and rightfully so.
I just wanted to see all that typed out to remind me every time I refresh that the 2011 Twins have Tolbertin Tolbert hitting second.
Ah, twins baseball.
I'd like to again feel comfortable with a 2 run lead with 2 innings to go. That's a nice feeling.
I haven't watched a game in several nights as I was out of town, but tuned in just in time to hear Dicknbert trash Slowey. Ugh.
I think I'm done with the Twins feed for the year. I can't stomach those morons anymore.
and here comes the slowey bashing.
I dislike this.
One more for Blackie???
I vote send Blackburn out for another inning.
Somehow that would result in Jack Cust hitting a walk-off, three run home run.
Gardy has to send a message.
Nicely done, Blackburn. I'll never understand you, but I'll take it.
Blackburn works in mysterious ways.
Blackburn with the stuff dreams are made of tonight...
Oh, noooooo. And no edit button.
I can get it. Want it resized?
Needs to be wider.
And taller...
And full of insurance runs....
With some neck tats.
And bigger.
It needs to take up the whole Bertin' internet!
Let's talk about the Blackburn
httpv://youtu.be/Yiq5Fkr3yX8
Just checked in, gotta go do some work.
But who pitches the 9th?
People I trust:
1. Chuck James
2. Nick Blackburn
3. There is no three.
Gardy agrees.
For better or worse, LETS DO THIS THING!
Step 3: profit.
There are three things about being conversationally anal retentive that are amusing.
Of the three, the second is that it creates many lists. For example, lists can be a) numbered, b) lettered, or iii) Roman numeraled. Thus, lists are fun.
The first, of course, is that the snarkasm is raised to approximately eleven.
The third is that arguments are more structured. A structured argument is easier to follow, more persuasive, and more difficult to rebut. That is most likely why Kevin Slowey is never allowed to debate Dick'n'Bert in a public forum.
Psst. Thome coulda done that, no need to sub in Repko.
ballsy.
whoa, repko cut off his hand for stealing.
Repko steals bases, gloves.
Now, if the ball comes out of the fielder's glove and lodges itself in Rectal's jersey, can he just start trotting around the bases?
I admit that in the late '90s I wasn't paying as much attention to baseball as I could have, and I totally missed Selig's Radical Realignment proposal. Retrospectively thinking about some of the ramifications is fun. The Twins would only have faced the Yankees in interleague play. We would be missing out on Thome, but on the other hand, we would have missed out on RonDL and TynyDH. The Central probably gets screwed on time zones the most, with more west coast games, but it would be a huge victory for west coast fans, who would have a lot more games in their local time zone, and probably more ad revenue with more games during prime time. Less moaning about late start times from east coast teams.
Divisions would be bigger, so you wouldn't have to play anyone 19 times a year. There would be a bunch of opportunities for fans to see their team on the road. When a team sells out in a big year, their fans would have more opportunity to see them on the road, which would help boost revenue for teams having an off year.
Did I mention that the Twins would only have played the Yankees in interleague play?
That could've worked out well for the Twins, but I'm afraid Chicago can only handle 6 Red Line games a year.
I think they get easier to handle the more of them you have.
Stubhub - Section 116, Row B for $28.99. Guess where I'm sitting on the 5th?
Section 450 Row Q?
That was my guess, too.
Also, there are 2 available, so if any other Citizen is flying solo I can get both and they can get me back on the day.
My plan was to leave for home right after the game, so I could do it.
I too need to beat a hasty exit from the game. If you're coming down I35, maybe we could carpool. I'll email you.
Exactly the route I plan on taking.
With Olivo, you get away with the double clutch.
Just pulled up the game day, what is this thing called a lead, and where is our closer? Aren't we obligated to give save opportunities to the "closer".
Both of our closers are unavailable for tonight's game.
Blackburn saves!
And Esposito scores on the rebound.
Classic Blac_burn.
You're about 6 K's short.
Hail Blackburn, full of ace.
WTF just happened?
The Twins....Won?
Blackburn didn't blow it?
This makes no sense.
Simple explanation:
no save opportunity to blow.
Hey, 16-31! Wild Card, here we come!
World Series!
You heard it here first!
It's like trailing by nine runs!!
I, for one, am glad that Matt Crapps was unavailable tonight.
If Blackburn can't do it, no one can?
I'm not affiliated with any sort of organized religion, but I am going to count watching the Twins as self-flagellation.
Not watching the Twins would be like not not not watching the Twins, and that's just something I can't not not do.
Will you follow that up by saying 20 Hail Mauers?
Hail Mauer, Full of Grace.
Hail Morneau, full of cortisone.
HAIL JI
JIM THOME FULL OF TATERS FOR MASHIN
Ave Theresa
Hail Theresa
Full of grace
Joe is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Baby Jeebus.
Holy Theresa, mother of our catcher,
Pray for us now, and at the hour of the first pitch.
Amen.
Span sets the table for future heart break!
I submit that Gardy set us up for future heart break by hitting Tolbert second.
Especially after a string of pinch running appearances leaves us with Tolbert, Butters, and Laddie hitting 2,3 and 4.
Giving up on baseball once and for all, Matt Tolbot practices his caber tossing.
That was more of a hammer throw than caber toss.
Tolbot competes at the junior level.
Well, with a score of approximately 2:00 or 2:30, I can see why.
Gameday gave me a live look-in just in time to see a replay of the bat flying out of his hands.
I have to get my conference paper done tonight and sent in to the panel moderator. So of course I've got the WGOM Mark 2 and Gameday open.
you can always fax it to the conference hotel.
not that I've ever done that....
It's more of my self-imposed deadline for not being so procrastinate-y, but man do I not want to do it.
then you may be a
redneckfuture gubmint burrocrat!What's a fax?
like a mimeograph sent over the phone.
They can do that now?
Not easily, so I've recently learned.
Do you take a picture with your camera and send it as a picture message, or can send it with the WiFi/3G networks?
w00t!
The Dude Abides.
Hail Kubel, full of White Russian.
Kubel's 25th RBI gives him the sole lead on the team. He and Valencia had been tied at 24.
Arg! Of course the live look-in stops just as JI
JIM THOME comes to the plate
The Cust Curse Continues.
Hell, Black Jack. Who DOESN'T get hits off of Blackburn?
Butters.
But that may or may not be because they are on the same team.
I'm really not sold on this Dazzle/Morris/no one else combination in the radio booth.
They should do a two-for-one deal and trade Dazzle/Morris for someone who works solo and is good at orally relating baseball games, in an entertaining and descriptive fashion, with a dash of optimism. (Hold the GOML.)
I don't think Vin Scully is interested in moving to Minnesota, unfortunately.
Uecker is just one state over.
so, you are saying that he's JUUUUuuust a bit outside Minnesota?
*appreciative clap*
Well done.
It doesn't even have to be Scully! I am absolutely convinced that there are talented announcers out there who would blow away 98% of the two-man booths in the league. The Seattle Sounders have a solo announcer for their TV and radio broadcasts and it is phenomenal. I can't say enough good things about it.
Probably because most of the second men in two-man booths are former ballplayers that are in there for name recognition and have no formal training or even real experience prior to taking the top job in their business.
They should really just have the ex-players in as occasional guests.
If only Baker and Slowey could pitch like Blackburn....
If only Baker and Slowey could grow as full a beard.... coincidence?
Actually, it'd better be a coincidence, or I'm wasting my talents sitting at home drinking beer.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Wow. Thank you Cust.
Blackie induces another
ground balldouble play!!!"Cust!" Blackburn cussed as he watched the ball fly by. (modern Tom Swifty)
"Nicked!" thought Cust as he was tagged out at 2nd base.
Dazz: "Fister...pounding the guys inside"
Me: "...."
Did he even throw 9 pitches for those three Ks??
Also, SBG's intro reminded me of one of my favorite lines from this season of Parks and Rec
Alright, I'd better get caught up on GoT quick.
Ichiro aired that one out.
Laddie?!
that's a Lexi hit. Heh.
Uh huh. Team baseball. No selfish RBIs. Much better team baseball to make an out.
Whaaa? Doing the little things???
Tolbert (barely) executes the squeeze!
yeah, i was waiting for him to pick it up an tag the runner out. thankfully, there was just enough oomph on it.
The Twins executed something!
that's gotta be the first successful squeeze play i've seen the twins pull in the last few years.
I can remember Guzman scoring on one...anything more recent doesn't come to mind.
i can think of several they've screwed up in that interval for sure.
I remember a time when Guzman scored on his own bunt!
Yep against Cleveland I think. Bunt, throw up the right field line.
en fuego.
Dude's 1.000 average from today a big improvement over his .000 average from yesterday!
Kubel with a doubel
If that throw down to second was a planned play on a 2-1 pitch to Morny, uh, wow. That's pretty serious disrespect to the Mountie. As in "we don't think you can get a hit anyway, so we don't mind wasting a pitch when we are already behind in the count".
When that pitch to Smoak shows up on Gameday, I thought "There's no way that wasn't a home run." I was pleasantly surprised with "SINGLE" showed up on the scoreboard.
So of course he threw it again.
Barf.
And so it begins...
Blackburn'd.
Whoa. Thanks for the buzz kill, Nick.
Dude, Gold bowling Glove.
Kubel'd.
sweeeeeet.
Dude!
I want one of those plaid Thome flannels.
If the Twins were smart, they'd sell them online. I'd buy one.
I'd buy two, and I'd wear them both at the same time!
Just got home from the airport; got a 9:30 softball game...I hope we get rained out.
So what have I missed?
We had a lead and blew it.
The top part of the Twins lineup doing well, the bottom doing terribly and Olivo hitting a 2-run donger to left-field off of Blackie.
The Dude rolled a 300 on defense.
The wind looks like it's gusting at about 50mph in the White Sox-Rangers game.
Rivera, Casilla, and Span followed by Tolbert. Buckle up, boys!
With Span up in this situation, it's like the number 8 hitter hitting in the NL. You just want him to get on so that Tolbert doesn't have to lead off the next inning.
Which begs the question...If Gardy had a super speedy pitcher in an interleague game, would he bat the pitcher second?
Rivera is like LeCroy slow down the line.
Rivera and Casilla. Aut-O-Matic.
Frozen Market Pantry pepperoni pizza and Blue Paddle. I'm not really into the whole cooking thing tonight, man...
bean and sausage tacos. SN Glissade. Soon.
BLT and High Life
Special to the Hit Man: Buffalo's city slogan is sweeeeet!!!!
Algona, Iowa. Home of the World's Largest Cheeto!
Yeah, don't remind me.
Now that the littlest one has graduated, I look forward to only stepping foot in that town 1 a year (Christmas)
Damn, I'm getting old.
F5 is our friend.
I think I just spent too much time trying to decipher the slogan of Timewell, IL.
Well, Timewell tell...
p
lus oneny!Algona, IA--Home of the world's largest Cheeto!
I'd like to give a shout out to Menomonie.
Well hello, Ava Dinges. Tell me about the weather, please.
I just got excited that someone else will be doing the games when Bert gets inducted.
Then I got bummed thinking about the other people at FSN.
Marney in the booth?
Smalley or Laudner, more likely.
Quality Start for Nick Blackburn.
Sorry I missed my game log duties for tonight. I've had a few items come up as of late that have left me not knowing what day of the week it is.
Now let's hit some gosh darn dingers.
getting pooped on by the Calf at 3 in the morning will do that to a guy.
I wish it were that easy. The calf sleeps 8-10 hours a pop at night. Fill him up full of cud, swaddle the crap out of him, and the little fella just passes out until the morning.
Just like the old man!
So, which team has the more pathetic offense?
Twins: .292 wOBA*, -43.5 bRAA
Mariners: .299 wOBA*, -32.9 bRAA
Seems like a clean kill for the Twins, but those numbers are without Thome.
So, when you have "the confidence in your hitter that you don't need to take the bat out of his hand," NOT bunting is a good idea. But when your hitter sucks, you pat him on the @ss for "doing his job" and getting the runner over???
Ouch.
Nice play, though.
That play at the plate was like the start of a Sumo match.
Some more execution! This time on D.
Alright, temporarily off the phone trying to figure out how the hell my family and I are going to be able to move in July and still pull off this Minnesota trip we've been meaning to make (in August, but now August is totally out logistically). Money is stupid, particularly when a guy's company stops putting it into his hand.
The good dr. and I are in a similar possition. Summer travel plans may be disrupted by new jobs and home sales. Boo.
Glad to know I'm in good company, if nothing else.
Totally with you on the money thing. If it wasn't for money, I could live out my brewery dream. Hopefully this layoff jumpstarts other things for ya, though. Best of luck on the whole situation. (I've never been to LA, but I assume it sucks.)
LA proper isn't much fun, but it's the means to an end. I like Anaheim, though, and it's a lot cheaper to live there and that's where I think I'll be heading.
I like Anaheim, though
That may be a first.
I will say this -- the L.A. Basin remains a beer wasteland. But at least you are close to San Diego. A Stone's throw, one might say.
Well, my version of Anaheim isn't very large. I've been there twice but I can't say I saw a large percentage of the place.
And, yeah, I've given Stone Brewery some thought.
you mean as employment, right?
I was, though I can't do anything with that link from work.
so, you are just talking about The Happiest Place on Earth???
To be honest, that's probably where I'll end up working, because I've got an in there.
so... goofy?
cc to spooky: you've got mail.
6 straight pitches at 87 or 88 MPH. Vary speeds!
and then he throws him a 91 MPH fastball to strike him out. Yea!
I'm out. Finish it, boys.
Do we throw Blackie out there for one more? Given the state of our bullpen, I've gotta go with "yes".
A scary prospect one way or the other.
Holy blacKburn.
Evening folks.
I didn't know Casilla could hit one that far! Still only a single though.
Smooth play by Ichiro. Laddie finding his warning-track power.
THIS GAME ONLY ENDS ONE WAY! BALK!
BALK!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twins Baseball!
Stick, does your sbg mail still work?
Pretty sure yes.
Yes.
You have gmail.
twins baseball!
Seattle is starting to look like the 2011 Minnesota Twins.
Who looked like the 2010 Seattle Mariners. Except they at least had good pitching.
D-Span2!
I have to believe that, with a Major League ball player hitting now, Fister would have come out of this game.
Nailed it.
Man, how crappy is Tolbert? Fister gives up hits to the two guys who might almost be worse, then a balk and a double, has over 100 pitches, yet the manager still feels he can get Tolbert out and rightfully so.
I just wanted to see all that typed out to remind me every time I refresh that the 2011 Twins have Tolbertin Tolbert hitting second.
Ah, twins baseball.
I'd like to again feel comfortable with a 2 run lead with 2 innings to go. That's a nice feeling.
I haven't watched a game in several nights as I was out of town, but tuned in just in time to hear Dicknbert trash Slowey. Ugh.
I think I'm done with the Twins feed for the year. I can't stomach those morons anymore.
and here comes the slowey bashing.
I dislike this.
One more for Blackie???
I vote send Blackburn out for another inning.
Somehow that would result in Jack Cust hitting a walk-off, three run home run.
Gardy has to send a message.
Nicely done, Blackburn. I'll never understand you, but I'll take it.
Blackburn works in mysterious ways.
Blackburn with the stuff dreams are made of tonight...
Oh, noooooo. And no edit button.
I can get it. Want it resized?
Needs to be wider.
And taller...
And full of insurance runs....
With some neck tats.
And bigger.
It needs to take up the whole Bertin' internet!
Let's talk about the Blackburn
httpv://youtu.be/Yiq5Fkr3yX8
whatever, YouTube...
Ah, jim makes Bert right, like a stopped watch.
Just checked in, gotta go do some work.
But who pitches the 9th?
People I trust:
1. Chuck James
2. Nick Blackburn
3. There is no three.
Gardy agrees.
For better or worse, LETS DO THIS THING!
Step 3: profit.
There are three things about being conversationally anal retentive that are amusing.
Of the three, the second is that it creates many lists. For example, lists can be a) numbered, b) lettered, or iii) Roman numeraled. Thus, lists are fun.
The first, of course, is that the snarkasm is raised to approximately eleven.
The third is that arguments are more structured. A structured argument is easier to follow, more persuasive, and more difficult to rebut. That is most likely why Kevin Slowey is never allowed to debate Dick'n'Bert in a public forum.
Psst. Thome coulda done that, no need to sub in Repko.
ballsy.
whoa, repko cut off his hand for stealing.
Repko steals bases, gloves.
Now, if the ball comes out of the fielder's glove and lodges itself in Rectal's jersey, can he just start trotting around the bases?
I admit that in the late '90s I wasn't paying as much attention to baseball as I could have, and I totally missed Selig's Radical Realignment proposal. Retrospectively thinking about some of the ramifications is fun. The Twins would only have faced the Yankees in interleague play. We would be missing out on Thome, but on the other hand, we would have missed out on RonDL and TynyDH. The Central probably gets screwed on time zones the most, with more west coast games, but it would be a huge victory for west coast fans, who would have a lot more games in their local time zone, and probably more ad revenue with more games during prime time. Less moaning about late start times from east coast teams.
Divisions would be bigger, so you wouldn't have to play anyone 19 times a year. There would be a bunch of opportunities for fans to see their team on the road. When a team sells out in a big year, their fans would have more opportunity to see them on the road, which would help boost revenue for teams having an off year.
Did I mention that the Twins would only have played the Yankees in interleague play?
That could've worked out well for the Twins, but I'm afraid Chicago can only handle 6 Red Line games a year.
I think they get easier to handle the more of them you have.
Stubhub - Section 116, Row B for $28.99. Guess where I'm sitting on the 5th?
Section 450 Row Q?
That was my guess, too.
Also, there are 2 available, so if any other Citizen is flying solo I can get both and they can get me back on the day.
My plan was to leave for home right after the game, so I could do it.
I too need to beat a hasty exit from the game. If you're coming down I35, maybe we could carpool. I'll email you.
Exactly the route I plan on taking.
With Olivo, you get away with the double clutch.
Just pulled up the game day, what is this thing called a lead, and where is our closer? Aren't we obligated to give save opportunities to the "closer".
Both of our closers are unavailable for tonight's game.
Blackburn saves!
And Esposito scores on the rebound.
Classic Blac_burn.
You're about 6 K's short.
Hail Blackburn, full of ace.
WTF just happened?
The Twins....Won?
Blackburn didn't blow it?
This makes no sense.
Simple explanation:
no save opportunity to blow.
Hey, 16-31! Wild Card, here we come!
World Series!
You heard it here first!
It's like trailing by nine runs!!
I, for one, am glad that Matt Crapps was unavailable tonight.
Nick Blackkkkkkburn, Staff Ace.