In honor of Memorial Day, the soul of brevity:
pitching matchup:
Darling Nicky (3.20 ERA, 4.41 FIP, 3.84 xFIP, 35:20 K:BB, 52.6 pct GB in 64 2/3 innings)
Pretty Penny (4.45 ERA, 4.49 FIP, 4.41 xFIP, 27:22 K:BB, 55.3 pct GB in 62 2/3 innings)
Both are 4-4 on the season, both have average-ish FIPs, both induce a lot of ground balls but miss very few bats.
Twins will win by at least 6. book it.
Well, wattsy's already three sheets on this Memorial Day weekend.
mebbe the Tigs will score -3??
ermmmm....
Disgustingly ugly hats! Must be a patriotic holiday.
I guess that ball to Cabrera was not down enough in the zone
Come on, Blacky, it's still May! You're not allowed to start being terrible until tomorrow.
Sweet. The Twins are the free MLB.tv game today, and being in Tejas I'm not blacked out.
the wind must be blowing out. the ball is carrying pretty good
It's also 85 degrees and climbing.
Nice rip
dick keeps talking about slugging percentage. what the hell is that?
Bremer's got a new toy! Hopefully Bert doesn't step on it.
What can slugging percentage tell you about a pitcher's ability to complete a game?
past a diving Morneau 🙁
Grabbed by a diving Morneau.
Past a whining Cabrera, apparently.
Bert thinks the Twins have to win within the division to get back into this race. I'm pretty sure they have to win practically every game against everyone for a while, though...
Hey! Free MLB.tv game of the day!
Didja miss Magoo's comment back there...?
You know, if the Twins continue to play this terribly, maybe MLB.tv will make them the free game of the day every day.
been cleaning the kitchen...
Sounds like my holiday is exactly as exciting as yours, unfortunately.
Cuddles!
Argh, that curve is really working for Penny today.
its a beautiful pitch, to bad Penny plays for the other team
For sure. No matter who throws that thing, I always give it the nod of appreciation.
There's a run. Let's see if we can get a couple more out of Thome.
Hey, a run. So they've got that going for them, which is nice.
oooh, I like that behind the plate angle. Not all the time, but oooh.
sweeeeEEEEeet. Now for an Uno.
While that's not exactly why we pay him the big bucks, it's nice to have someone competent at the plate once in awhile.
Yeah, a team full of Thomes could win practically every game even without hitting any homers.
I don't think there'd be too many 1st to 3rd's. That'd be textbook station-to-station, at least as far as singles would be concerned.
That's the worst kind of baseball... all those clogged bases.
I'm sure Avila was like "Dude, it's f**king Delmon Young. Just relax and let him get himself out"
I hate it when I'm right.
all that patience for a pop-up, Del???
It's always a bummer when Delmon takes a patient approach and isn't rewarded.
K-Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnn.
hooooody everyone, from disgustingly warm StL. Think I'll listen to the Twins while assembling a grill in the living room.
careful. We don't want you getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Plus, you'd have to re-paint. Take that bad boy to the deck to cook.
key word here is "assembling"
You guys weren't kidding. Those hats are butt-ugly.
Nice play by Lexi. A little more than routine -- not much -- but still nice.
He's working his way off my list for now. At the very least, he's moved to the "we've got bigger problems than him" list.
if the Twins need a SS, Cristian Guzman is still out there
Juicy!
Well, if he's going to keep using his tweeter account, he'll have to hit like that.
Too bad he'll be stranded.
Excuse me! I stand corrected.
Today must be doubles day.
Im surprised Dicknbert havent proposed Rivera bunting here
ok, I get it, the Twins suck with Joe Mauer hurt. Let it go tv guys.
I recommend the Tigers' feed.
The in-laws just arrived, so I'm enjoying the mute button.
Nice hit by Rivera.
who filled Atteberry with these "bunt" ideas?
He has been assimilated.
Resistance is Futile.
[Locutus jpg]
Only seven more runs to go.
Of course this starts to get good when I have to get ready to go to the next session of presentations.
Penny is really struggling all of a sudden these last two innings. Get Thome up there again!
Too bad Rivera has to haul that trailer with him.
We had a huuuge dude on our HS team, like 6'4" 300+. Of course, he was slow as hell. LeCroy slow. One time, one of the guys yelled out "Pick up the plow". We in the dugout were like "Drew, you realize if he picks it up he's still got the weight. He wants to unhook it."
I remember a weightman's sprint at one of our HS track meets; great guy from one of the other teams (6-1"ish, 300+) was in it -- one of the coaches with a stopwatch helping to time calls out, "I've got Baby Huey in lanes 1 and 2!"
Oy. I remember weightmen's relays. We usually had to carry a shot as the "baton". You try running around the track carrying an 8-lb (jr high) or 12-lb (h.s.) iron ball!
Oh, God. Did he just use the "writers who never even played the game" line? Welcome to the mute list, Bert... have fun at Cooperstown.
does the Tiger catcher wear glasses, or is he a Droid? Looks like he has glowing red eyes.
Wow. Leyland out to chat. Doesn't he have a pitching coach?
Speed kills!
C'mon, Dude!!!!
Dude vs. a righty, bases loaded...THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Dreckman with a wiiiide strikezone.
way out of the zone for a strike. yikes
Dude!
OK, so Rivera should start most games at Catcher til Joe comes back, eh?
What kind of useless reliever can we trade him for? Luis Ayala has a 1.80 ERA for the Yankmes. He's a "proven closer", right?
Rivera should have the back up slot when Joe gets back and Butera can go to the St Paul Saints
I don't think the Saints want him either. They're actually doing well.
doode
If I ever became a superhero, I think I'd like my alter-ego to be "Al Alburquerque"
I want two fingers of Canadian Club.
crap. a "productive out" instead.
productive out for the Mountie
Dear Leyland,
Keep Penny in for a while.
Thx
how did Cuddy miss that?
from where that pitch was located, Cuddy SHOULD have been swinging on that pitch
This is a good inning.
More like it!
A rally? WTF?
EVERYONE gets a hit! Lovin' the rally time
Oh man, so close.
Close to getting over the fielder that is, not the fence. Nice running catch
Damn. Just missed it.
dang, nice play by the Ofer
aaaand an Uno by Del.
It always makes me sad when other teams have outfielders with range. It feels so unfair.
That was really, really annoying product placement (the Mike's advert right below Harmon's jersey in the dugout). Ugh.
Morneau finally picks one!
glove save.
and a beauty!
Nice dig by the Mountie there.
BlacKKKburn
BlacKKK is his heart.
Penny taking one for the team I guess
Love the "Valencia is a sophomore so pitchers now know how to pitch to him" bit even though he's hitting more line drives than last year. Nice research.
Yeah, but the pitchers know how to make those line drives find gloves!
did bert just say he's planning on getting loaded later?
Rene Mauer!
I spookied that comment.
Is Boesch the Tigers' spark plug?
Interesting timing on the tribute. Mid-inning. I like it.
Delm_n!
Radio Trivia Answer Winner!
Aw, hell, that's no way to celebrate, Blac_burn
Again? Fixed!
I never got the reply email, so it was a surprise to me when Dazzle read it.
You're making a mockery of my all-time total of two wins. Of course, they were just a couple of months apart, during the one time I didn't have a TV.
well, I DO work for the Ministry of Information Retrieval
That is pretty badass, considering you're Muggle-born.
you're mixing films here
Wow, I was just jumping off of the "Ministry" term. I'd totally forgotten that was the name of the department in Brazil, a film I adore but have only seen once.
In my top
105Don't Suspect Your Friends--Turn Them In.
There is so much to love from that film
Oops.
When did Victor Martinez turn into freaking Babe Ruth?
He has averaged 21 HRs per 162 games for his career.
Yeah, a Victor Martinez shot doesn't bug me like, say, a Brennan Boesch shot would.
...speaking of Brennan Boesch, what the hell? I didn't know he could do that.
I was mostly referring to the fact that prior to this game, he had a 2.175 OPS against the Twins this year. SSS Theater of course, but the Twins can't seem to get him out this year.
oh oh...Kubel out of the game
pinch-hitting in the 7th?
Ug, I didn't realize this was a day game.
The good news is that you've missed the part where the opposition ties it; the bad news is that you'll see the part where they take the lead for good.
blame the heat stroke
It's so hot here my concrete patio is going to ignite at any moment.
that's what your sprinkler system is for.
Tried that, just turned into a flame thrower.
when your water is on fire, either it is really, really hot, or you are on the river in Cleveland.
You still in Texas? Could be crude!
Or fracking is done nearby.
I appreciate that song ONE day per season. This is the day.
I won't feel comfortable about this game until our bullpen is brought in.
- Bizarro Rhubarb_Runner
I will feel comfortable that I can turn it off at that point.
We wouldn't be in this tight situation if Blackie had been replaced prior to this inning!
Really? We're going to Hoey here?
Yeah, Gardenhire Manager of the Year.
My thinking is that Gardy is intentionally picking horrible bullpen pitchers to come in as an attempt to rub Smith's face in it.
Who the hell else is there?
Also: tanking for draft position.
oh boy, its the Jim Hoey Experience
Hoey-nooooooooooo!
this ump has a, umm, generous strike zone.
A guy like Inge will never get the benefit of the doubt, but yeah, it's been generous all day.
Hoey is a four-letter word
Jeebus. Walk the number 9 hitter???
Hoey must have some seriously incriminating photos of gardy.
Gardy betting on baseball?
against the Twins, by the way he's been doing things
Natch.
By all means, Detroit, a pitcher dealing with a large bug on his arm is something you should boo about.
Hoey has a .408 OBA.
Why is he Gardy's every day reliever?
Saving the
goodadequate relievers for when the Twins are good again? Hell, I don't know.Does Hoey have ANY idea of where the ball is going?
if he doesn't, that might be an improvement
I don't know why Chuck James or Jose Mijares aren't in here.
Nope. It's Dumatrait Time!!!
Strike out for Dreckman.
Thank you.
Now never let him in a game again.
Doomtree?
Doomtreat.
Doom MAH Tree.
POS
sweeEEEeeeet, Do-My-Tray!
I never doubted we'd get out of that inning unscathed.
Just like they drew it up!
Wow. That actually worked out.
The bullpen didn't... surrender a run? Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
caught in a landfill
I look your version better.
no estate for realtor
caught in a landslide...
Blind squirrels, sun on a dogs ass, stopped watches....
it wasnt the 8th inning. at one point, Twins pitching had allowed 49 8th inning runs in 49 games
Wasn't that as of the end of game 49?
at least our new pinch-runner can actually hit
You are being facetious, right?
.200/.286/.200
I thought Plouffe was the pinch-runner?
Oops. That was Repko. In my defense, can anyone on the bench really hit?
I think he meant Plouffe.
Pinch runner for Thome guarantees this game goes long enough for his spot to come up again.
or, his spot comes up again this inning
I'm tired of seeing pinch runners. Time for defensive replacements!
Now Thome's out? We'd better score, then, 'cause damn.
Atteberry is a little too descriptive in his announcing, I'm not used to that.
nasty pitch to strike out Valencia
Nice job. Renee.
Well, well, Alex Burnett.
If justin would have sacrificed his body we would have been out of this mess. /#6org
Nice range by Casilla even if he couldn't get him.
Sweet! Excellent work by the fan.
If I were the umps, I'd give them the run
You cannot be serious.
WTF???
BULLS*%(
Wow. Gardy's gonna get tossed here and I don't blame him.
Gardy has to collect his winnings.
God bless stoopid fans.
Never mind, it went into the stands. Should be third base.
Jeebus. It was touched by TWO different fans and bounced back into play.
Of course, this is a rule in the book that gives umps complete discretion, right?
I don't know that I've ever seen the umps allow an extra base on a ball in the stands before. I don't think Jhonny had even rounded third before the second fan had touched it, much less before the first had. Just another wonderful way to lose games that the Twins have discovered this year.
Well, it's the umps discretion to allow the run to score, but that's a rare call and a pretty crappy one in this instance. The ball was in the stands, and came back into the field of play.
well, this will be a new way for the Twins to lose
Ugh. If we're going to lose two-thirds of our games, is it too much to ask that we don't lose because of bad calls?
That is just total bullshit. Even if neither fan touched it, the ball bounced out of play. That is supposed to be automatic Ground Rule Double.
Twins Baseball this season, apparently
it was an automatic ground rule double, but that doesn't mean the umps can't award lead runners bases they thought they would have made
While that's fair, it's something they almost never do.
the umps also never call the runner at second safe when the shortstop isn't anywhere close on the double play. your argument is a fallacy
So basically what you're saying is we need to replace all umpires with robots at the All Star Break?
or clean up the rule book
I've been calling for that all season!
And shouldn't have done, in this case. The replay shows Peralta still on second when the first fan touched the ball.
I did not expect the game to still be on after I got out of the presentations. I am unfortunately less surprised they managed to give the Tigers the lead back.
By "they" you mean the umpires, right?
Well, I'm still looking into what happened. I just saw the score.
by "they" you're referring to the umps, right?
SCOOP'D
There's an echo in here.
The Twins should play the rest of the game under protest. That was a clear umpiring decision that awarded a run that shouldn't have been awarded.
it was a judgment call, though, not the umps ignoring the rules. that's like playing under protest for missing a called strike
It was a judgment call when umps were calling foul balls home runs too. They were wrong, but they didn't know they were.
I realize that. But that can be fixed with a robot. The only to fix the last call is a change in the rules.
I'm a big proponent of robots AND replay.
Robots umps with a human crew looking at replays to decide things like that.
I've agreed with the opinion that a ground-rule double with two outs should allow even a baserunner at first to score, assuming that with two outs the runner will be off with contact. I believe Beau's correct that the rules currently allow for it, although this is the first I've ever seen such discretion used. I'd be in favor of this being made a hard rule and don't allow umpire discretion at all.
For precendent on treating the rules differently when there are two outs vs. fewer, a dropped third strike is an out if first base is occupied, unless there are two outs, in which case the batter must be retired as if the ball were put in play.
Oh, good. In case we weren't all annoyed enough, now we get the guy who cheers every strike he pitches.
GoGo pitches now, for the Tigers?
Yeah, I can't stand this guy.
make Valverde throw some pitches, DSPAN.
Sounds like Gardy working towards the Cox ejections record (132 in 29 seasons). AL Record is Earl Weaver with 98 in 17 seasons.
Single-season AL record is 12 (Paul Richards). MLB record is 13 (McGraw). This is Gardy's fourth.
And 56th in his tenth season. At his rate through nine seasons, it would take him 23 seasons to surpass Cox's record. Maybe he's upping the pace?
So, you're saying there's something we can cheer for this season?
Weaver got ejected more frequently than Gardy, (once per 25.9 games, Gardy's at once per 27.0 games). But Weaver had a few more partial seasons. At his rate, Gardy would tie Weaver at the end of the 2017 season.
Cox wasn't near as frequently ejected (once per 34.2 games). At his rate, Gardy will reach that record at the end of May 2024.
This year, Gardy's been ejected once per 13 games, which is just a tad slower than Paul Richards in 1956 (once per 12.8), and a bit more than John McGraw in 1905 (once per 11.9 games). But McGraw only had to manage 155 games and Richards only 154. Projecting Gardy's current season rate through 162 games would have Gardy rack up 12.5 ejections, right between the two records.
However, I am showing a timing bias here in my measurement. I'm looking at rate right after two ejections in three games, so a randomly measured rate this season would probably be less frequent.
However, with the team continuing to struggle, and to perform well below expectations, Gardy will probably feel a need to show that he's doing something and be more vociferous with questionable umpiring calls. Remember his quote after the "showtime" ejection? Gardy said "We're out there playing for our lives." Well, being 15 games back less than 60 games into the season would make it so they're also playing for their families lives and the lives of future generations. I'd put his chance of tyinging the AL record at about 25-30% and the MLB record at 20-25%. Taking the MLB record this year might be a one-in-six or seven chance.
This looked a bit like a "magic word" ejection, since Gardy was turned around on his way to the dugout when he got tossed.
That K dance looks like him taking a dump.
Yup, that's how the game should end. Yuck.
That was a nice catch.
And an annoying end to an annoying game. This is getting old.
This season is becoming epically annoying.
that was predictable
I'd be pretty livid about that call if this wasn't such a terrible season, but as is, it's hard to work up the effort to care.
Good god. It just doesn't end.
Gardy on radio interview sounds like a Kubel to DL move tomorrow is possible. (He'll wear a boot tonight, and we'll see how it is tomorrow.)
So would we get Tosoni or Revere back? I'd prefer Revere, although for non-baseball reasons.
So yeah, the ejections record is really what we've got to look forward to. I guess that means I'm against robot umps until next year.
Or at least give us advanced models of robot umps with voice recognition.
The
BookSeason of JobWhether or not that run should have scored seems irrelevant since I know without a doubt that the call would have been no run scored if it was the Twins hitting. I can probably count on one hand how many times in 25 years of watching baseball that I've seen the runner awarded the extra base after fan interference, which it shouldn't been interference anyways. Just one more way for the Twins to find a way to lose a game after looking fantastic through the first five innings. Then a meatball to Victor Martinez and a bad call by the ump (or at the very least a very borderline call that goes against the Twins and costs them the game).
Blackburn still unbeaten in May. Nevermind he allowed five of the six runs.
I finally saw the replay. I think the over-the-rail reacher touched it. If you watch MLB.com's "Must C: Curious" replay. At 1:02, the clip shows the view from the 3rd-base-line stands. A grey-haired gentleman is yelling at the reacher "What the F--- are you doing?" or something like that.
It's a borderline call whether it was fan interference or a g-r double, though. Do the rules treat such plays differently? I think they should... hometown teams should not be given the benefit of the judgement call unless it's clear that the interferor is a fan of the visiting team. (Which replaces one judgement call with another. This is why I don't have Selig's ear anymore.)
I think the two calls are different. a ground rule double is an automatic 2 base advance from where you started where as a fan interference call its up to the umpire to place where the runner goes
Is Curious the category they'll use for all questionable officiating decisions?
I guess from the replays, it's hard to see where the runner is when the ball gets to Delmon, but Delmon was close enough to home that even sending the runner was going to be a borderline call.
I found both sets of announcers rather unprofessional in calling it. The Twins announcers were whining when the call got reversed, and the Tigers' announcer basically accused Delmon of lying about the ball going out of play in the first place, which I'm going to put down as unprofessional in my book.
Huh, didn't realize the Twins played yesterday. Probably for the better.
Anyway, I see _elm_n has UNO'd his way to a lower OPS than Rene Rivera.
Yup. Delmon was 0-4, and saw only 10 pitches in 4 AB.
Slightly more PA's for Y_ung, but still sad. I really, really want the Twins to just cut ties with him and stick Revere there everyday. I figure his ability to not wear roller skates will make up for the lesser arm strength.