The good news is that it's the Royals! The bad news is that we're still the Twins, and we're as injured as ever.
Anthony Soulsister 0-2, 15 IP, 3.60 ERA, 4.80 FIP, 5.06 xFIP, 0.0 fWAR
Sean O'Sullivan 2-4, 50.2 IP, 6.75 ERA, 6.05 FIP, 5.47 xFIP, -0.5 fWAR
I may never say this again, but this pitching matchup seems to favor Sickleshuffle pretty heavily. O'Sullivan is out of his element as a starter in MLB, as he wasn't even that good in AAA. This year his Ks are down and his walks are way up in what's not all that small a sample anymore.
O'Sullivan's a righty, too, so he doesn't even qualify as a Jeremy.
Can the Twins win some games in June? Can they start a bona fide winning streak tonight? Hey, if Drew Butera can hit a home run (with a runner on base, even!), I can believe anything.
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CF Span, Denard
2B Casilla, Alexi
DH Morneau, Justin
1B Cuddyer, Michael
3B Valencia, Danny
LF Young, Delmon
RF Revere, Ben
C Rivera, Rene
SS Tolbert, Matt
-vs-
LF Gordon, Alex
CF Cabrera, Melky
1B Hosmer, Eric
RF Francoeur, Jeff
DH Butler, Billy
3B Betemit, Wilson
2B Aviles, Mike
C Treanor, Matt
SS Escobar, Alcides
David v Goliath.
David v David
David v Tumbleweed.
Hope they brought their slings.
I like how Gardy put the player that everyone acknowledges has the noodliest of noodle arms in the (outfield) position where its most important. Not that I'm surprised considering all of his other lineup quirks.
Revere is so fast, he can run the ball back in to get guys out.
I remember when Span starting with a hit meant good things.
It doesn't seem to be the same harbinger of good times that it used to.
That's soooo 2010.
Oh...yeah, I guess you're right. How silly of me.
Surmountable lead!
Psshaw. That should've been a double play. Cuddy's losing his touch.
Nice pick there Wilson.
let's see how swirlysnacks does.
Terrible. Can't even make it out of the 1st without giving up a hit.
...or a run.
Snizzleswap should bring this one home.
That wasn't what you meant, I'm sure.
Smartstrap gave up the lead rather quickly.
That's really unfortunate given how many runs we're likely to score tonight.
Sworesack!
I predict it will be tied 9-9 after 9 innings. I don't know how it will end.
Casilla screwing up a tag up a la Game 163.
Then a Butler HR.
REVERE is the Chuck James of players!
Hyperbole!
He must have done something amazing, my Gameday has been frozen for five minutes.
Walked & stole second...stranded at third on a F7 by Span.
That's two bases without a hit! Amazing!
Tolbert hit by pitch--it's the best we could have hoped for!
If he would've gotten his foot out of the way there's a good chance Revere could've scored on a wild pitch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not get carried away here! There's only so much we can ask of him.
I'm not sure. It might have been that wild because it deflected off Tolbert's foot.
Nice little 1, 2, 3 second by Sweaterslacks.
Alexi Carew?
Morneau slapping it.
Atteberry and Dazz: "Mike Aviles, GOML"
Dazz called him a "pretty boy" and Atteberry said he wanted to keep his jersey clean. Oy.
Boy, now they are just totally bagging on Sean O'Sullivan.
Oh, and Cuddy!
By all means, keep it coming!
Mountie with the hit, but he's still pulling the down & away stuff...can't wait till he's shooting those to the gap in left center again.
CUDDY smokes one!
One run in and two runners in scoring position with nobody out? What is going on???
It's obviously the youth. They bring the energy?
They bring something...
Royals baseball!
I like the Royals.
They don't do the little things.
Can we give two E-4's on that?
TwinsRoyals baseball!OFFS. What the hell was that???
STFU, Dazz. How is that a "good play" by Cuddy?
What the hell Cuddyer? Replay reveals maybe safe, but that's just dumb
Surprised it wasn't a double steal, that would've been a little more understandable.
Cuddy with the unforced error.
Thanks. Takes a run off the board. No outs, two on, and you are starting to pound the pitcher. Why do you try to steal third with a mediocre baserunner?
"mediocre baserunner"...even that's a bit generous.
Cuddyer! Just because they give us an extra out doesn't mean we have to give it back.
Revere is now the Dumatrait of players.
Revere is a True Outcomes guy. He just needs the HR for the 3TO cycle. Think of it as hitting Yahtzee. It could happen.
Rene!
Keep 'em coming, boys.
I didn't know catchers could do that!
Yeah, this ain't nearly enough yet.
6 runs? We're getting closer to enough.
Big Inning!
RBI for catcher? Doesn't seem right.
Especially two games in a row.
O'Sullivan vs. Tolbot. The tension mounts.
Tolbert! Tolbert!
Twilight Zone!!!
Span is due.
Tolbot says single advancing on throw to second DOES compute.
Holy Tolbertin' cr@p!
I take it all back about Dazz, Atteberry on O'Sullivan. He must really suck.
He let Tolbert get on base...twice. That's never happened before in 382 career games.
O'Sullivan hasn't pitched to Tolbert THAT many times.
Are you sure? I might have to double check my sports almanac for inaccuracies.
Wild pitch! That's how you score!
Wild pitch! Wild pitch!
This is awesome!
What the hell sort of game is this?
15 runs or the lead's not safe.
If Cuddy doesn't try to steal third, then the shortstop's positioning is different on the next pitch and Delmon hits into a double play instead of a single. That's how much of a team player he is.
i think my mlb.tv feed is screwed up or something...
Maybe you're watching a replay from '10? I say, just sit back and enjoy it.
Maybe you're getting the away broadcast.
Ok, I'm outa here (thus avoiding the inevitable giveback runs).
Only took three innings for some Slowey bashing.
Ouch...and still a nice play!
Tolbot walls one.
Man, I thought that was out.
peckish jane came in and was wondering if she could watch her show on the TV. however, she saw the score and said, "oh, nevermind, this might not happen again for awhile."
not sure what to think about that.
Who was asking for the headfirst slide last night?
Laddie slid his way out of a single there.
Who else does that little helicopter twirl with the bat?
::tumbleweeds::
Who here thinks that Gardy will tempt fate by bringing in Hoey?
Runs?! A lead?! What the...
Welcome to the party. This one is all me: I'm watching the game live rather than on DVR and I shaved my beard...Can you say "Win Twins"?
If I have to shave off my goatee for Sunday's game, well, I'm not quite ready for that yet.
Yeah, it was pretty drastic for me too. But something had to change and I don't play for the Twins...
I'll take it. Thanks young man.
Wow.
The Twins fooled the Royals by being crazy.
crazy like a fox!
Hey guys, I'm back! Miss me? Think the bullpen can hold a 6 run lead for 3 innings?
YOU HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU?
So that's a "No" on "Miss me?" then?
Of course not that.
This IS the Royals, so...50/50
Counterpoint: It's Burnett.
Dazzle shocked that Alex Gordon and his tight T-shirt are not on the All-Star ballot. So glad I get to listen to the Twins broadcast.
We managed to avoid the normal 8th inning tragedy there. It didn't look good, what with Burnett in and a leadoff triple and all.
Cuddyer probably should not have swung at that curveball 9 feet off the plate.
Yeah, but he just can't help himself.
Even Delmon didn't swing at that pitch!
Here comes Capps! It's a good thing we didn't have any use for him in any of those Detroit games so he'd be fresh to protect our 6-run lead tonight!
Some room for Capps to work with...
Lord knows he needs it...the "room" that is.
And the "work".
Twins win! Let's blow up some puppies!
I love how the fireworks and puppies have combined to this new, gorier celebration.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad8UyOfvXY
OK, that was pretty funny and much less bloody than I thought the combination would be.
If that dog's name is lady luck and those people are the Twins, I think that is a nice metaphor for this season.
umm, puh...pees?
(feels weird to say that)
Twins going for the series tie tomorrow night!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7hBgjkOHis
Yup, that'll do.
I like puppies with fireworks...maybe I'll create a video with mine.
I have to miss one friggin' game, and it's this one?
Well, at least it was my game log. That's something.
You're not allowed around here until we're back in first, or officially eliminated.
Plouffe sent down so that the long-awaited Brian Dinkelman Era can begin.
For god's sake. Free Plouffe.
I don't think they need to release him just yet.