No, this isn't the Stanley Cup Finals. This is a baseball game. And it is an opportunity for the Twins to win their third straight series. I would have to say I would be satisfied with a split giving the minor league nature of the lineup, but a win would sure be sweet.
The mound matchup is Matt Harrison vs. Francisco Liriano. So, another lefty to pitch against the Twins, the third in the series. Probably a good time for Justin Morneau to get a few days off, if there is such a thing. Harrison had little margin for error with a below-average K rate and he doesn't help himself much by walking more than average. His groundball rate is only average, but despite all this he has a shiny 122 ERA+. His stats show that he has gotten a ton of popups and double plays and has allowed few line drives, so it looks like he has had pretty good command despite the excessive walks. FWIW, the Twins have hit him well, but most of those in the lineup today weren't in the lineup the last time he pitched against the Twins. Harrison also has been trying to pass a kidney stone, so don't be surprised if he collapses in pain during the game.
Liriano was solid in his last start and hasn't allowed more than two runs in his previous three starts. Hopefully, he's getting ready to start dominating again. For the Twins to continue this run of good play, the starters will have to lead the way. It's difficult to imagine that this lineup will continue to score runs like they have of late. However, I've got to say, Ben Revere is quickly moving up my list of favorite players. GO WINGS!!
EAR and her sisters are taking her dad to the game today for early Fathers' Day, first game at the Concentric Circles for EAR and her dad. Littlest sister has comp corporate tix through her office. Right behind home plate somewhere. I got EAR wearing my Red TC (just a bit big for her head), and my baby blue Twins hoodie. She looked great, although I think she'd do better with an adjustible red TC, so she could pull a ponytail out the back. (I never bought myself a fitted cap until I cut my hair.)
EAR's mom is here with the kids, I'll be taking the opportunity to run a bunch of errands (I need pants). But first, CER and HPR wanted a bikeride with Grandma. But AJR is napping, so I volunteered to have my wings clipped for about a half-hour. I'll have to ease my suffering with a... Sierra Nevada Double IPA (Beer Camp #29).
Verdict: pretty good, I don't know if I'd feel a need to seek it out though.
I'm scraping the paint off the exterior of the house in preparation for roofing and siding replacement. Boo.
I'll be around for the first hour or so, then I've got to brew up a batch of amber ale.
Of course, the way Liriano pitched that first inning, that might be enough for the first 7 innings.
There is NO GODD*&^ED REASON TO BUNT A MAN TO THIRD IN THE FIRST INNING. Damn it!
He just walked a guy on four pitches. Don't hand him anything. UGH.
+However many Didos it will take for Gardy to stop with that kind of nonsense.
Heh. I read an "ell" in that reference to Ms. de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong.
i frequently do that.
the little things!
Eh, bad baserunning followed by just barely decent enough baserunning. I'll take first inning runs any day.
Heads up, Cuddyer. Way to be a team leader out there.
Wow, I'm a bit surly today. Anxious for final Spookymilk Survivor submissions, I guess.
You're at least a third of the way there!
I am exactly that far, and the others have been decrying their ability to get their thoughts down...
EAR just texted me "Glad hnpn county funded it. This rocks!"
After complaining about public funding of stadia.
I was a little nervous Cuddy was going to get tagged out before Revere score there.
We've got the good outfield today. I could get used to guys making these kind of plays.
That looked vaguely reminiscent of a 2006-era slider.
I would be surprised if Francisco Liriano does not throw a complete game no-hitter today.
He keeps pitching like that he will.
My favorite part of the early going?
Bert calling out Cuddyer's base-running mistake, and having Dick change the subject to Baker's great performance yesterday.
More of this, and I might go back to the Twins feed sometime this year.
my favorite part of bert's repository entry:
Someone needs to get this into a major news article so that the "citation needed" tag can go away.
Nice play by Hughes.
Danny who?
Wild Bill should trade danny for some bullpen help.
I wonder if Craig Breslow is available?
I hear blackjack in the booth today, I'll be looking to hit the whisky early.
Twins pitchers pwn Hamilton.
I am off to the gym, thus guaranteeing Liriano's no-hitter.
I can't decide whether to go to the gym or go get a beer.
I totally spookied that ending.
Everyone loves a happy ending.
Ha, I've made it to the gym successfully, now for the shower beer.
Your gym doesn't allow drinking?
Efficient F bomb.
4 innings, 40 pitches.
You're down to 7 more hits, buffalo.
I'm with the Calf today. I'm going to have to pass.
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Wow.
You are not brewing today.
You are correct.
If you had disappeared, I would have called you to get your eyes back on this one.
No chance of that happening.
I want it known that when Beau told me he was going to this game (he was supposed to be at yesterday's, but the guy giving him the tickets screwed up and he decried missing that game), I predicted what's going on right now. No word on whether I was kidding.
I just want to point out right now how much I love the spoiler tag.
Yeah, it's funny when I don't know the spoiler, and it's just as funny when I know what it'll say. Good pull, sean.
Thank Greek for it, even if I hadn't read the email. I'm thinking quantum entanglement, even if he isn't the resident physicist.
Well, I don't feel like missing any of this to go to the gym. The question now is do I bother holding off on the beer.
is that guy wearing a sports coat with a twins t-shirt and ripped jeans?
It was Beau.
That's how he gets all the chicks.
No chance on that slider.
It was one of those where he just starts walking off the mound as he throws it. Love those.
Just like Santana with his changeup.
Alright, I am getting pumped up.
Alright, don't be giving them a lot of ideas with these bunts.
I found a stream, but it's well behind the actual game. Gentry just struck out.
So it seems that I've lied about the gym so far. Which means I'm totalling taking credit for this.
A run would be a nice thing to have here.
The trivia question on the Cards-Brewers game I've got on the TV:
Not a great trivia question. They wouldn't put a pitcher in there if he wasn't the winner.
Still, hilarious.
Al is in the Cards' booth, Bob in the Brewers' booth, so it was relevant in that context.
Also, the amazing thing was Hrabosky's recall of the event. Triple to lead off the inning, stranded at 3rd [Boxscore]. Anytime an old player starts telling these stories on broadcasts, I always fact check. But I suppose it's not hard to remember the only time it ever happened.
The Mad Hungarian is an announcer?! Awesome. How is he? Have you heard?
He's not bad. He's less GOML than some other old timers.
"The Mad Hungarian" is a fantastic nickname, one of my favs.
The ump is getting generous.
Yeah, that's the perfect game difference. Remember Jim Joyce, they all say.
what will the hometown scorer give this?
Crud.
ERROR. CALL IT AN ERROR!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
honestly, i'd call that an error.
Nice play, jackass.
If you're ever going to call an error, it pretty much has to be on that play.
WOO HOO!
I don't think there was a lot of doubt how that would go.
cheering for an error at home ... oy. Not that I misunderstand, but, oy.
Looks like Liriano is going to get the Jonathan Sanchez treatment.
What is a better no hitter, six walks or one error?
It's borderline, but I feel okay with them calling that an error. He booted that one and proper.
I mean, it hit his glove. I feel okay about the error.
I think both of you misunderstood. Sanchez had a no-hitter in 2009 with the one baserunner because of an error by (third baseman!) Uribe.
I got it. I watched the last few innings of that game. As annoyed as I was at Uribe, I'm a touch more annoyed at Hughes. This was a tougher play, though. As I remember, Uribe's was fairly routine.
Yeah, mine was supposed to go on its own line. I was going to say something comparing Hughes to Uribe, but it wasn't clever or insightful, so I deleted it and forgot that I was still on "reply".
Oof, the way F-Bomb is pitching, Hughes is going to feel pretty bad.
Kind of a karmic adjustment for that play he made earlier, I suppose.
FSN told me to go to their webpage to read an article about Toby Gardenhire and a possible call up. Read at your own risk.
No thanks.
you were braver than i to hunt down that link. i just gave that a derisive snort when i heard it.
Wait. I thought that he was on the roster mostly as a novelty. There's actually a chance he could be called up? Oish.
If Matt Tolbert, Luke Hughes, Lexi, and Plouffe! all get injured he is next!
is that what valencia resorts to to get on base? no wonder he's in gardy's doghouse.
Rangers feed talked to the three guys to pitch no-hitters in Minnesota.
Steve Busby: "Nobody talked to me, but that wasn't different. Nobody ever talked to me on my pitching days because I was in a bad mood and got mad at everybody."
Bert: "Nobody talked to me, but I walked up to a teammate and said 'Hey, I think I have a no-hitter!'"
BlackJack: "I didn't care either way about the no-hitter."
That's almost exactly what you'd expect them all to say.
I thought that very thing and almost wrote it down.
They are different than us.
Hey everyone I just tuned in, what's going on in here?
Depends on your level of superstition. Either "a no-hitter," or "nothing."
Not "nothing nothing", but "nothing ;)"
Ooh, there you go.
I love Repko's swing there.
an error?
heh. it was. nicely done, wong.
Uh, payback for the close call with Hughes? Who knows what up with the official scorers?
I like that extra run. Yes sir, I like it a lot.
To make it even, we can give Andrus an error there.
Fair's fair
Heheh. Bert is complaining about Andrus being given an error there.
For Bert, there is only one type of instinct: cat-like.
Okay, let's just get to the eighth here, yeah?
This inning is dragging on far longer than I'd prefer.
i think lowe took his sweet time getting warmed up too. not that i can begrudge him that.
I thought the same thing, but if I were in the Rangers dugout, I'd tell him to do the same thing.
that's an error on the pitcher there.
and another error for andrus.
How did that wild pitch just go into the Royals dugout, Bert?
Not Andrus' best inning.
Cemented his all-star nom there.
MVP!
Cuddy go Boom
Cuddy goes boom!
the Calf is slowing you down, man. You need to get into training.
I'm typing with one hand and holding a baby with the other. Much more difficult than a beer.
You need to talk to knitting Iris
I wonder if Liriano left the dugout to get something to eat during this looooong half inning.
hughes should make it up to f-bomb and strike out here.
Damn, things look fun but there's sadly no way I'll be able to finish this one.
Alright Twins, get some outs. Liriano is getting stiff in the dugout.
And they only need one out!
Weird how much energy has gone out of this game.
Wow, I step outside and the Twins decide to do this.
I really don't remember the last time I was this annoyed at a Twins rally.
You can look at it is a pressure relief valve for Liriano.
They worry that the game might still end up in the bullpen's hands.
This is the inning that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends.
Liriano started pitching it, not knowing what it was...
Screw the gym. I'll exercise twice next time.
Nice round of applause for that catch.
Gentry trying to Be Like Ben.
it was pretty damn impressive.
thanks, gentry 😉
I agree.
true. I didnt really think about that angle for the crowd applause.
Boo.
I blame the Rangers' defense.
I blame Hughes.
Well damn
I guess I'll go to the gym now
spookied. stoopid beltre.
Black Jack: "A chance to go 9 behind, and that's huge right now."
Me: Uh huh.
let's re-focus, guys.
Well, I feel less bad about having to leave for the birth center tour soon.
Damn. Can we safely say that the F-Bomb is back?
If he completes the inning.
He can't even shut a team out.
DFA the bum.
i dunno, we might could get some relief pitching for him.
Is Sean Henn kicking around somewhere?
Carlos Silva still has a few miles left on his arm, right?
So, what to do for the ninth then, eh?
Capps needs some work.
does this look like a save situation to you?
So Hoey, then Capps?
If Capps goes 1-2-3 in the 9th I will trade you David DeJesus for Capps.
He "blase-ed it"???
Blackjack is rooting for Liriano to go out for the ninth to be a man. Jesus.
Can't he be an announcer for the Tigers?
Or the Blue Jays, then no one would have to hear him.
his head would aspload having to cover their idiot closer on a regular basis.
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I thought Jesus was man AND god???
Meanwhile, the Rangers TV feed is calm and reasonable. I propose a trade.
another error for andrus.
that's, like, 5 errors for him this game.
I assume most of the lawyers here passed the coors light bar exam. /worst commercial ever
thank goodness for ps3mlb.tv
[blackout]
Arrrgggh, nothing gets me angrier than incredibly un-funny commercials that also don't make sense conceptually.
As your attorney, I advise you to take these. *hands over fistful of drugs* /Fear and Loathing
I can hear the disappointment in BJ and the bears voices.
it's not their fault that liriano is a pussy.
You're right, it's Joe Mauer's fault.
Alex James!
oh, sure, hughes makes that play.
three straight series wins. 20 more of those and we are in business!!!
single digits back. didn't expect to see that.
Twins now ahead of Astros and Cubs.
Geez, can the Twins just play the Royals and Rangers for the rest of the season?
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arhNdAbUIXA
meat, you really have to stop posting this. we're going to get in huge trouble with the rights holder.
I want to get sued by Bruuuuuce!
I've filed the paperwork, and I'm waiting the staff at WGOM.org to fork over half the profits.
hj, YOU have to stop watching it!
Ladies and gentlemen, we've passed the Cubs.
I take responsibility for the loss of the no-hitter. My father-in-law came to the door, and even though I knew I was all that was holding the NH together, I figured it was time to make a tasty amber ale.
My apologies, everyone. Still a damn good game.
What a glorious day to be at the ballpark. I must apologize for the long 7th inning, though. I spookied Cuddy's homer. Sorry guys.