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The Twins are in a pretty good position right now. If they win the next two Minnesota will go into the All Star Break riding an 8 game winning streak, setting themselves up nicely for a second half run. What? Is it too soon to just chalk up every game against the White Sox as a win?
Without getting too New Guy-y here I predict the Twins will be in third place in the AL Central before the Mid Summer Classic.
Good news, guys! I think I found a buyer for my home gym. He was supposed to come tonight, but flaked out, so I'm a little worried, but I'm still starting to take it apart!
Gym? What's a gym? /homer
Wow...I thought Cuddy was supposed to hold the bag, miss the bad throw by three feet and then chase after it
You are a bold prognosticator, FTLT. But I agree.
Cuddy ain't no healthy Morneau at 1st, but he ain't no Hughes either.
Oy, I hadn't looked at Hughes numbers yet this year. Is an OPS+ of 70 even replacement level for 1B?
Mauer's gonna get that first donger of the season today.
Lexi off the schneid!
maybe not
Little does good again. It seems we haven't had many bonehead outs at home this year.
Laddie x 2.
I think I would have Ullger'd Revere there.
Joe's gone Koskie with the facial hair!
Joe doesn't usually go after those pitches...
Cuddy with the cheap RBI.
Rays' announcers are convinced that Longoria is playing through an injury.
which is what all third basemen should do /barreiro
twins baseball.
It's
funnysad because it's true.That rally ended abruptly.
One run should be enough for Light Rail tonight.
Should start up again quickly here...
/two quick outs.
Twins get Thome to lead off the second inning's rally.
596, here we come.
Baker at 21 pitches after two innings, 17 for strikes.
Well, he does now have an All-Star snub to use for motivation.
You know, I really enjoy a Danny Valencia who gets less unlucky on his batted balls.
Pepperoni pizza, garlic bread, salad, strawberry shortcake, iced tea.
BLT with sriracha and avocado, cucumber and tomato salad with a vinaigrette and goat cheese, and some homebrewskis.
BLT with sriracha and avocado
A BLAST?
I had cheddar sausages & sweet tea for dinner.
A BLAST?
It certainly will be.
BLT with A is a fave of mine. Never tried it it with cock sauce, though.
Indeed, I tried it based on you mentioning it. The rooster is my own addiction, but its terrific too.
i'm glad someone besides me calls it cock sauce.
Everything's better with cock sauce. 😉
I wish Kubel was healthy.
If I was a contradictory type person, I would disagree. Wait, I am contradictory, but I agree that Kubel healthy would be awesome.
You wish Kubel was healthy and injuring other people?
I really don't know what I want anymore.
I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes there's a man...
I wish Span was healthy too.
Here's the view from the seats here with SoCal
We'll try this again...
I fixed that for you.
you had http://https:// in the src quotes.
Thanks. Uploading pictures and adding them as embedded images isn't the easiest thing to do with a phone
You look like you're where Cuddy went BOOM yesterday.
I'm OK with Delmon's current status.
I'd be OK with him booting Repko or Hughes out of the lineup.
Do you think if we sent Repko to the field instead of Delmon anyone would notice? Delmon could bat, Repko could field.
People would notice the lack of inside-the-park home runs to left field.
It'd be better if it was DFA'd.
I'm hoping for non-tendered.
That requires waiting until the end of the season though.
Anyone else having trouble with mlb.tv on the ps3?
I am, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the same problem you're having.
Wow, I totally spookied that one.
I never miss a chance to wallow in my mistake.
network's down. again.
nevermind, it's back up. maintenance.
Holy crap Revere is fast
Speed kills!
I'm going out on a limb to say Dazzle probably accused Johnson of nonchalanting his throw.
You're not wrong.
C'mon Joey Joe Jo!
This would be a good time and place for a donger, Joe.
Close.
Not even warning track power.
Yeah, but his outfit is darling...
Dick thought that one was out if that makes you feel better.
When Kubel and Span come back I think the best batting order would look something like this:
Span CF
Revere LF
Mauer C
Cuddy 1B
Kubel RF
Thome DH
Valencia 3B
Nishi 2B
Casilla SS
I'm not convinced either Nishi or Casilla can play SS, but Casilla has a stronger arm.
I'm starting to crush on my wife's new boyfriend.
That's very liberal of you, meat.
Jonathan Franzen take note.
Cuddy go bloop.
MVP!
CUDDY GO BLOOP!
oh, so close.
+ emphasis
I feel like I was the thundering echo there.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswig8dcEAY&feature=related
That'll do, pig.
Hehe! Nonchalant that, Dazzle.
Let's not get picked off of 2n with Thome at the dish this time, eh?
I'll live with the occasional odd steal of second, but Cuddy should remain pretty much planted on 2B or 3B when he gets there until the ball is in play, you ask me.
ahoy-hoy, all.
"Up yours!"
"I think they really liked us."
Ahh, it's nice to have some outfield D.
dicknbert have used some variation of the phrase "left it up" in regards to baker about 10 times in the last 15 minutes, with no real regard to the accuracy of said statement.
If it's not in the dirt, it's left up.
Throw everything 55 feet.
No time to bobble your balls at third base, Danny.
That's what she said?
Well played, GreekHouse.
Let's put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old town,
You set 'em up, we'll be knocking 'em down...
Moldy Oranges.
How many times do you see it, a guy muffs a play in the field only to lead off the next half inning with a strikeout.
With this team, way too many.
Sure didn't look like he ever came to a stop.
The White Sox walked off on a balk last night.
One of the saddest sights I ever did see.
I'd say this game still has 2 more pickoffs left in it.
That looked pretty balky to me.
I didn't see Shield's pickoff, but if what happened last night in Chicago was a balk, so is everything.
I think the homeplate ump was getting in his "Showtime".
Oh yeah, his display was just sad. Effin Rapuano.
I've been off the grid all weekend - off to check it out.
Hrm.
Evening, all.
And a Happy Mauer Day to you.
nibbish!
*Nibhenge jpeg
Best believe I'm going to construct a similar structure and take a picture of it.
Hee hee. Me, too. Who's gonna sue us? The Druids?
Copyrights go WAAAAaaaaay back
Hey, so, I think Gameday is busted, it just said Dumatrait was coming in? WTF?
Baker's out? Awww, crap.
Why is Baker out?
why the eff is dumbtrait in?
Any word on what happened to Baker?
The way this season has gone, I'm gonna guess either rickets or the boogie-woogie influenza.
Ennui, maybe?
Gordo says mild strain of the right elbow. Scary.
And in the meanwhile Slowey lingers behind bars.
Dazzle clears everything up, "Baker left with an illness or something wrong with his pitching arm."
So Baker either has the plague or a sore arm?
That about covers it.
Rotator flu.
Jim should hit #596 here in honor of Baker.
Baker: Mild Strain in Elbow.
Knowing the Twins' medical staff that means he probably just popped the ligament and will be out for 18 months.
Or he broke his foot.
"Mild" is some sort of code word to the Twins' trainers
Baker's right forearm is in a cooler waiting to be re-attached.
This would all be funnier if it weren't such a pattern.
I'm predicting he gets moved to the 60-day DL in about 55 days.
I'm predicting he gets bandied about in trade offers for not agreeing to rehab out of the bullpen.
Actually, a team can't move a player to the 60-day DL until they are out of 40-man roster spots and need to add someone. Now, of course the Twins would wait as long as possible before adding someone to the 40-man.
You and your facts.
(Actually, did not know that.)
It'll be the 56th day: August 30th, so they can add someone for September call-ups.
Alternately: even though Baker is at 55 days, the Twins refuse to move Baker to the 60-day and they instead expose Chuck James to waivers, so he's picked up by the White Sox and he strikes out Morneau, Thome, and Kubel, (while walking Cuddy to load the bases) in the eighth inning of all three games, which the Sox sweep, each game won by one run.
Uni-lateral elbow weakness.
OK Juice, you owe a run here.
That is not a run.
just got back from the last softball game of the season. I'd say that it looks like Light Rail is dealing tonight, but not exactly. Still.
Bakers injury = return of Slowey to start on Sunday?
Kyle Gibson?
That sounds like very wishful thinking. Dude's gotta be busted out of the pen.
Since it seems he's just too intelligent for Gardy to like him, he should just listen to Rick Sutcliffe for a couple hours. I listened to him today for 20 minutes and dropped 10 IQ points.
I listened to Sutcliffe once and failed my next actuarial exam, two months later.
The man is dense enough to have his own gravitational field.
Back end of the bullpen not imploding. I'm pleased, but confused.
Still have two more innings for the front end.
Still get a kick out of the running gag with the radio guys of making up the residence of the fan(s) catching the foul balls. "Hey, nice catch by Apple Valley there on that foul! That ball's heading south of the river tonight after the game."
Scoreless inning from Nathan. That should about seal it. There's no way they can score off of that guy who pitches the ninth.
It's unpossible. Nothing can possibli go wrong.
You are just full of Simpsons tonight, aren't you?
Well. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
Nathan'll eventually get that ERA down, one inning at a time.
Number of scoreless innings after today to get ERA below..
5.00: 5
4.00: 11.1
3.00: 21.2
2.00: 42.2
Doesn't even have to break Hershiher's record to get it to a normal level.
Stibblespat is warming up too! Hope!
Disappointingly expected, but whatever.
1' leash, Gardy. 1' leash.
Capps knows exactly where the end is.
that's more than 1', Gardy.
I admit to being a little scared.
I wish my lover Chuck was here.
Instead of Mr. Cappolina, Mr. Matt Cappolina.
Capps sucks.
Wow couldn't even put 1 pitch over.
Impressive, sir.
That pitch was left up.
Everything has been right down the middle so far. Except for the one that missed the zone entirely.
Damn that was grooved. I'm surprised it didn't go further.
Get that fat f^ck outta there.
Good lord. Save us, Perkins.
Capps's suck even managed to cause a WGOM server error.
That was my fault.Capps' messed me up.Gameday is calling most of those pitches as strikes
I enjoyed ball 1 being more of a strike than strike 1.
I'm gonna be pissed if the Rays end up winning this and I don't even get the minor relief of a fantasy win for Shields.
Crapps grooved that one too but got away with it.
I wish Capps had pulled his groin waddling out to the mound.
Same suckitude, different day.
That barely counts as an out. Pull him.
Jesus with outs like that, he's going to give up the game in the next 2 pitches.
Capps couldn't close a swinging door.
The outs are loud. Capps fooling no one, 'cept maybe Bremer.
Dazzle: Go ahead, throw to contact. Let 'em hit it in the air.
That's not the worst advice I've ever heard for a pitcher.
Wait. Yes, it is.
C'mon Rays hitters. Miss another one down the middle please.
How many more deep flies do we have to endure before we get Perkins?
One: the (next) home run.
I'm guessing Capps is setting it up so Johnny freekin Damon pisses me off again.
The stage is set.
At least Gardy isn't following his lines.
Geez...right down the middle again and a foul ball
What we need here is a double that doesn't score a run. Then, bring in Perkins for the end of the game.
Capps is getting squeezed just a bit down low in the zone, though.
Thanks ump.
Strikes are balls, balls are strikes. Throw a ball Cappsy
Wow, he so went around
Trick him with a palm ball.
Were I an ump, I'd be reluctant to end the game on a checked swing strike call.
Looked pretty close to a swing to me. I thought he went, but they didn't show the side angle on TV.
I'm with you. That looked like a swing to me.
But, if you were an ump, it'd get in your head, and you'd call a balk.
See ya Crapps.
Gardy is not a happy camper
We. Want. Perkins.
Well, there you go. Perkins is now Capp's personal closer.
Phew. That has to be the end of Capps as closer.
We'll see.
If it were me, I'd go back to using Nathan in the 9th right now and keep using Perkins more like a left-handed version of Crain last year. Have Capps pitch in Burnettian situations for a while.
Yeah.
DK with wisdom.
That's my feeling as well. Part of the dumbness of the closer role is the reluctance of the manager to pull the closer when the situation warrants it. Put Capps in a spot where Gardy has no trouble pulling him.
Hoeyian situations.
We spell it H--y here. And not because it is holy.
Automatic?
For the People!
Glen Perkins: Backup closer.
For when your closer needs to be saved.
Keep giving us those ball-strikes ump.
Well, I only paid attention at the end here, but it sure seemed the strike-balls evened it out.
Perk pitched out of the zone, because that's where the strike zone was.
I'm so drunk that actually makes sense.
Thanks, blue. Robot umps can wait for another day.
Best possible outcome.
It truly is. Damon angers me greatly. For him to be out on a safe was the best of all worlds.
Also, Capps is done as closer. Even Gardy can't stop that now.
*deep sigh*
More controversy to end the game. But who cares? GIVE ME PUPPIES!!!1!!
Live by the blown call, die by the blown call.
Woohoo for quiet outs!
Due to the apparent controversy of the call, forget the "quiet" part.
shhhhh!
I wonder if Capps has left the building yet.
In shambles, no doubt.
The Twins aren't going to release him with the amount of money he's owed, but can he even be used as mop-up at this point?
And skip out on the post-game spread? Not likely.
White Sox on the brink of losing...update forthcoming.
Yankees beat the Tribe, Angels lead Tigers 1-0 in the 4th.
Awesome. Pierzynski up with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th losing 5-3 with a man on first.
And Soria pitching.
And a liner to center. 1st and 2nd.
Fucking AJ.
And a 6-4 to end the game. Royals down the White Sox 5-3.
Soria isn't the man he used to be.
Capps has at least been an upstanding guy.
Happier and probably too optimistic note: Reincarnated Glen Perkins reminds me of Billy Wagner. I think he's our closer for the next 5 years.
Yeah I kind of felt sorry for him with all the booing. Minnesota crowds don't usually turn on a guy like that. But it was more or less booing the manager's call.
Team trades its top prospect for you. Team keeps you at salary that might have kept two other useful bullpenners (Guerrier and Crain) or JJ Hardy. You cap off blowing a 7-run lead. Yeah, fans will turn on your appearances. It's not like there's a long history of good memories from the guy.
The replay of the final play is up on Gameday.
It's closer that I might have expected. A safe call would have been equally controversial.
Especially in Minnesota, where the umps have to spend the night.
Nice log, dudes. I'm annoyed I missed this one, but not annoyed that I missed Capps.
According to the TWITTER, Gardy sez: "Capps is still our closer". Is he just trying to fuck with us?
I've been a huge defender of Capps, but even to me this seems insane. Nothing wrong with just shuffling the roles around a bit.
He better be doing some sort of passive-aggressive ploy.
You know "he's still our closer" but you don't see him until after the All Star break in the 6th inning of a 10 run game.
When it was suggested that the was the end, I said, we'll see.
He is what he is -- a decent reliever in a really rough stretch. I just don't want to see him in an important spot for awhile.
Well, he did qualify it by saying "we have to get him right." So the next save opportunity that comes, I'm guessing Capps isn't the guy.
Capps throws a ton of strikes (almost too many). I do think he could benefit from some middle inning lower leverage work for now.
Matt Capps with the hold tonight!
I still want to award him the Blown Save.
That trade has been beneficial for you.