Luke Hochevar vs Nick Blackburn
This has to be a perfect way to start the second half for the Twins. First, a warm-up against the Royals. Four games, more than enough to find the mojo and remind everyone about owning the AL Central. Then, taking on the first place Indians with another four game series. After that, yet another four game series against the other first place team, the Tigers.
I had some stuff written about the four consecutive series against AL Central, breaking down some possibilities. Someone decided to steal it for the game recap though. Instead, I'll close with Win Twins!
Someone decided to steal it for the game recap though.
MWA-HA!
Wow, how did I miss this initially?
Mauer with Pauer stakes the O's to a 1-0 lead over the Indigenous Persons.
and by that I mean ties the game at 1. D'oh.
Looks like recent Cheaptoy fantasy baseball pick-up Nolan Reimold staked them to a 2-1 lead.
(Ninja Edit)
Excellent. I am heading home, hoping to hear almost the entire game, sitting in my living room in my boxers and a teeshirt, drinking beer and
yelling attalking to the radio broadcasters.TMI!
I'm taking my radio out to my chicken coop, where I'm going to try to introduce whatever varmint is eating my birds to my twelve-gauge. This is considered fairly normal behavior for rural South Dakota.
Confuse them with Gordo's play calling to stun them before taking them out. Good strategy.
That's a good note for me to sign out on- keep it close, boys, I'll be back later.
My rain delay question is, instead of a lifetime worth of gas emitted in two seconds, what if it was a, for lack of a better term, a controlled burn -- would that person be propelled around the bases quicker than a Ben Revere inside-the-parker?
Like, say, 10-15 seconds? It looks like the fastest ITPH are around 15-16 seconds. Don't know how far they travel though. It's obviously much greater than 360 feet, but not sure how much greater.
I've long ago archived my acceleration formulas.
Let's assume Revere takes 15 seconds to circle the bases and this accomplished farter does a 15 second controlled burn. Repeating the math, but using 15 seconds instead of two gives 3485 Ns, for a final velocity of 34.85 m/s. Using the equation vf = vi + at, plugging in the numbers and solving for a gives an acceleration of 2.323 m/s2. We can now solve the equation x = vit + .5at2 to determine how far this farter would have to travel in order to tie Revere crossing the plate. Solving gives x = 261 feet, or much, much less than the minimum 360 feet Revere would have to run. Guessing that it's closer to a circle that Revere would run, we need a controlled burn that lasts long enough for Revere to run ~400 feet. My guess is a controlled burn of ~23 seconds.
but you need attitude jets to steer!!!111one111!!!
Equations or it didn't happen.
He's right -- acceleration would have to be temporarily interrupted three times in order to redirect at each corner.
Certainly, but I don't feel like redoing the math.
I'm surprised you let us bait you on THIS far
Some of us like physics! And didn't archive everything (yet).
I love physics! Love it more reading about someone else's work, too
freakin' MLB website -- gotta jump through hoops just to log in as a current user, what's up with that?!
Yikes, Butler is not swift.
How many times to you see a third baseman make a nifty defensive play, then come up to bat sixth in the other half inning and line out to the shortstop?
More often than I care to think about.
I am of the opinion that the first base umpire got that one wrong.
Warning Track Mauer. even Punto could do that
I blame the 90% humidity.
I can deal with the Royals hacking the second pitch of every at-bat into the ground all night.
Blackburn looking to throw about 7 innings. That'll work, if he can keep it up. Of course some activity from our offense would be nice, too.
And also extrapolating out to 2.75 Pavano* of K's for the game.
*I once named a unit of Percent Error after my college summer school physics lab partner.
Listening...listening...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
think of it as naming a unit of Gordo/Dazz broadcast as a "Pollock". 😉
As flowery descriptive as Atteberry is, it's not holding my attention well.
sweeeeet!
Blackie overpowering Butler? Time for Billy to retire.
Thank God for the pickoff, as it turns out
elm_n with the "rainbow throw" per Atteberry.
It was a bit high and bounced just short of Casilla, but otherwise not too bad.
Blackburn isn't getting past the 6th at this rate. Bullpen is going to be pissed interrupting their penny-ante poker early.
Alright, second time through the order's a charm, yes?
Against Blackburn, it sure might be
I just took a poll of the people in my living room, and they were overwhelmingly in favor of a 6-run bottom of the 4th.
Is it just you there?
Me + the wife. The cats abstained (which is good, Bruno is a White Sox fan - and an obnoxious one).
Speed Kills. Or, if Dazz were broadcasting, I'm sure he'd accuse Escobar of "hotdogging" or some such.
Or being selfish...
No, he's not Japanese.
That's how ya do it...
I could get used to this, Ben.
as long as he continues to improve his %
better 'n a bunt
uh, I meant the SB, that is
Gonna be a tough DP for Joe here
Especially with Hochevar throwing the ball to third base on every pitch.
No, that's reserved for the All Star.
How about a steal of home???
With an assist by the pitcher!
Time for some Ptomaine.
Royals baseball!
Twin's baseball!
NB Mothership Wit and sourdough toast with cheese and pepperoni. I'm thinking about making a bean-n-cheese burrito too. Then I might fire off a couple of Torpedos.
I had a eggplant and mushroom pizza with goat cheese (and yes, made the dough meself). Washed it down with Grain Belt Premium earlier and am nightcapping it with some Death's Door white whisky I found at the Pig on the reduced price shelf.
isn't "white whiskey" just everclear?
Its some pretty weak-ass everclear then.
Meatloaf, steamed carrots, water. Not a very exciting night, but it was good.
Alaskan Summer (Meh.) and an invite to watch Crocodile Dundeee with the wife and SiL rather than talk to folks on the computer and listen to the radio.
The Milkmaid loves Alaskan Summer. I like it for the style (of which I'm not a big fan) but it's not equal with Alaskan's other offerings.
You do NOT toss your bat in Jeebus's face!!!
So, what do y'all say? Bill Campbell the Twins' season record holder for most IP without a start?
No. Gotta be Mike Marshall.
🙂 he had a start. And had fewer innings.
ack. Seriously?
Soupy had 167 2/3 -- gotta be the record. 'Course it took me way to long to come up with it.
good lord, but the Twins abused Marshall and Soups.
They only abused Marshall after the Expos and Dodgers finished with him.
It wasn't abuse for Marshall. He had that funky kinatechnics stuff, and would pitch every game if they'd let him.
in his one start in 1979, he faced 8 batters. What the hell was that?
August 18 vs. the Yankmees: the winning pitcher was He Who Must Not Be Named. Goltz entered in the third and went the rest of the way.
He started one game that year. However, the year before he did have 99 innings with 0 games started.
167 2/3 for Soups. Ungodly. I'd forgotten.
Marshall is #14 on the list. Also making an appearance is, uh, He Who Must Not Be Named.
oooh, Tom Johnson - good one. I'd thought of Perranoski and Burgmeier. I knew it wasn't anyone in the 60's
Ugh, Peter effing King is in the park? I hate that
guyentitled douchebag.One wonders if he has had any Summit at the old ballpark.
I'm sure it was Shock Top-ish for him.
I stopped at the liquor store tonight and looked at the "make a 6er" options. Saw Shock-top and thought about getting one ironically. Decided against it and just grabbed Alaskan Summer.
I think you made a wise choice.
He tweeted that he was enjoying walleye on a stick and a bottle of Grain Belt. (I don't follow him, but he was retweeted)
speaking of eggplant, Mike Moussaka??
Oh man, I wish I'd been there to meet SI's Expert on Everything Peter King.
That was slick.
I told Butch we would kick ass tonight. Still waiting for the ass-kicking that I'm sure is coming.
It will come. Patience, Grasshopper.
Robby cut off an old lady singing Take me Out to the Ballgame....not cool man!
Ugh, d-bags in the neighborhood firing off fireworks again. I hate July.
I blame Bert for badmouthing Ho Shaver.
btw, I still chuckle at "Rally hey, Rally Ho" in The Rally Song -- am I a bad person?
Heh, _elm_n looked surprised to find that ball in his glove.
That was a really inspired card.
one of my favorites. I wish I had any of the four 1-of-1 printing plates
'nother inning or so for Blackburn. could have had worse
"David Carson"????
HA HA HA -- they blew my name...initially.
Did he say Rhubarb Rubber or something?
That might have been a bit frightening.
I want to start calling rhu "Carnac the Magnificent" now.
Heh, I was referring more to the terrifying possibility that Dazzle reads the WGOM.
Yeah. Like Dazzle reads...
No Dazz tonight. I could almost imagine Attebery reading the WGOM, however.
only qualification is fast typing and good reference links
Have a Play Index subscription? I imagine that would be quite useful.
I'm too cheapI like the challengeWinner, winner, chicken dinner again.
Revere was so happy for Rhu_Ru's win he did a somersault.
Ben Revere: What we
thoughthoped CarGo would be?CarGo has more power.
And a better arm.
But Revere can hit.
CarGo can hit better.
Ben spends less time in orbit.
Somehow, I don't think we would have traded him for peanuts.
Ben Revere...circus star!
Speed Kills. And almost kills Benji.
I think that takes the "most exciting play in baseball" to a new level.
Save it for your floor routine, Revere!
This just in -- Huevos Burrito!!!!!
this intentional walk made no sense the first time they did it.
the Royals want nothing to do with Mauer anymore
Just looked at the Royals' probables for the Next few:
We see Francis and Paulino.
The the ChiSox see Kyle Davies. Not fair! Any team facing the Royals for four straight games should be allowed to face Davies.
A 6-pitch 7th? I like.
Bert: "Pitchers [...] only get maybe forty starts a year..."
Those days are pretty well gone, Bert.
98 pitches? Blackburn may go eight.
(I like it that Gardy's been letting the more veteran pitchers go longer. Other than Liriano's no-hitter, I've never felt that any of them were really that abusive.)
We were cheated. Where was the Obligatory?
Maybe its the lack of "closer" in his title?
Mr. All-Around Everything Twin.
Nathan looked terrific, just absolutely pounded the strike zone.
"Looking ahead ... to the bottom of the top of the ninth inning..."
I'm gonna (kinda) miss Gordo after this season
OK, I'm back. The critter was a skunk. Big one, too. I now smell slightly of skunk juice.
Been there before. Well done!
Same to you, David Carson! ( The well done part, I've never gotten the trivia question right, much less e-mailed it in on time.)
Butch, on seeing Capps warm up: there's fatass.
Get the Tums and put it on the table next to you, everyone
Time to Crapps.
How did I forget Capps was going to be getting the call here? Against three of the best hitters, no less.
Is Perkins warming up?
F Me. 4-pitch walk to the first batter?
Capps pounding the ball zone.
Nathan couldn't have thrown a two-inning save tonight?
A what now?
Say what? I must have been having a flashback to something that existed in the past. Sorry about that.
Eff.
Good lord, Yost is a moron.
???
Do you figure we'd walk Butler then?
Unless Butler attempted that bunt on his own, I can't see it as very bright to ask your best hitter to bunt in the 9th inning of a game you're losing.
And put on the go-ahead run? I hope not.
walking Cabrera is stupid. Puts a runner on base but still breaks Melky's hitting streak.
Typically Crapptasic
ooooh..close
Sheee-it. Just as good as a sacrifice bunt.
Replicant!!!!
Gardy with a brilliant defensive substitution!
Correct.
Niiiiiiiiiice catch.
D pulling the incredible amount of Capps' fat out of the fire
HOLY CRAP!
Gol fing crapp
Son of a Dicus!
Jesus f-ing ....
Fucking Capps. Why is this guy still on the team?
Fuck you Capps.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH9u2y3BaLs
This.
you had this queued up and ready to go, didn't you?
Puke.
son of a ....
So, is Capps still going to be the closer after that?
If he's allowed anywhere near the 8th or 9th inning, I will question Gardy's sanity.
When he came in a real small part of me wanted him to blow another one and lose this job. Well, that small part of me is satisfied, I guess.
Trying to shed your Thursday curse on me instead.
Total dump from Crapps.
Tell us all after the game how he's still the closer, Gardy.
On the bright side, now we can have a big inning for Butch.
Soria has been slightly hittable this year, but that's still asking a lot of the Twins.
Okay, what AL Central team is paying Capps' salary this season?
Matt Capps is bad at his job.
Jesus. Get him OUT of there.
At least a Twin is leading the league in something. Whats the team record for BS's.
I'll bet Mr. Davis owns that particular record.
ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! And I watched the HP movie today, too!
Yeah, gotta be Voldemort, what with all the three-inning opportunities to suck.
14 in 1984. That's.. a lot.
Capps can get there.
That was number 7 for Capps. If he remains the closer, he has a shot at
bestingworsting it.Seven blown saves? That's so bad, it matches the number F-Rod had in the year he was given Cy Young consideration!
Seven blown saves? That's so bad, it matches the number F-Rod had in the year he was given
Cy YoungMVP consideration!Ugh, it did go that far, didn't it?
Meanwhile, 4ltr runs a poll proving that idiot fans were more impressed by that than Lidge's blown-saveless season.
Not a Play Index option. Save me Rhu_Ru!
aw, screw it -- it's Capps' until proven otherwise
Are going to get a BOSO here?
Soria is pitching.
I meant by Capps.
Can't get a BOSO if you've already got the Loss. (I guess it is possible you could get it with a BS if the first two runners allowed to score are inherited.)
And the hits just keep coming.
Minnesotans are loudly booing you, Capps.
Minnesotans.
I saw Capps talking to Mauer in the dugout just there. I imagine Mauer was saying, "I told you to throw it inside you fucking idiot, not over the middle of the friggin plate!"
This.
However, Minnesotans now throw back opposing teams' homers.
Hell, a Nebraskan is loudly booing Capps right now.
Dick, I don't think there's anything "oddly enough" about Capps sucking it up. Its pretty much been the way things are for the past two months.
Actually, he was very good in June. As soon as July hit, he blew up.
From what I remember, Soria's temporary brush with sucking is mostly over.
a wee little Tomei.
Attaboy Jimmer.
Nice -- three righties now against Soria
Ya know, I kinda balls this Jim thome dude.
F-ing Gordo.
GORDO, DON'T DO THAT!!!!
Awww fiddlesticks.
I will not miss Gordo one bit.
Dick really thought that was a walk-off.
_elm_n could really redeem himself for one night here, in my eyes.
why was Tolbert so far away from first base on that? Dick said he rounded second and had to retouch. If he was closer to first he could of tagged to second
Because he thought that he had to touch home before the ball went over the fence for it to count?
Though I'm assuming he'll DP to end the game.
I'm thinking really good thoughts towards Nishi right now.
Argh. I had the spooky feeling there, too. I've got warning track power, just like the Twins!11!!
Atta boy.
Tolbot! good boy going to third.
But the Aussie PHing for Replicant? Is that really an improvement?
Nobody. Doubts.
well, that wasn't so good.
Well eff me, that was stupid.
Nice goin', Tolbot.
[forehead slap.jpg]
Uh, twinsbaseball?
good gravy Tolbert
Was it possible that would've been a game-ending GIDP had Soria not thrown home?
probably, but I think you go for the easy out there
No.
No, it wasn't hit hard enough.
No chance.
Nishi is getting his money's worth.
sonofadicus
I hate Capps.
what a disappointing loss. F-ing Fatts.
Now that I think on it, I'm getting more and more pissed at Gardy. Hosmer is a lefty, fuck the save and bring in Perkins to face him.
Arrrgh, and one who's splits show him to be miserable against lefties so far this year.
Yeah, it seemed like Gardy was pretty willing to do that before the All-Star break. Did Gardy forget all the steaming dumps Capps took on the mound a week or so ago that Perkins had to go out and clean up?
An aorta-smasher?
I hoped I was hearing things. What smartass tries to coin a new variation on a term when we're all suffering?
It's a cerebellum-scrambler!
A xyphoid process disruptor!
A fallopian-tier!
A colon ripper!
A liver cirrhoser!
A prostate popper!!!!
A Romero-signer!
This sequence has been theraputic.
httpv://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A
Blow it up.
If I ever see either Matt again, it'll be too soon.
No respect for my birthday.
HappyBirthday!22 Save Opportunities. 15 Saves.
Nice 68 percent conversion rate there Crapps.
$7.5 million..
$1 million per blown save!
By that logic, I assume the last .5 mil is a BOSO that is coming up because he's being removed from the closer role.
So, if Tolbert hadn't Gordo'd Danny's flyout, he could've scored on Delmon's hit, right?
Someone's quick with the wiki updates.
check the photo caption
That is incredible. Totally missed that the first time.
I especially liked this part:
including reference. well done
did you notice the photo title and caption? I laughed.
In other news, the Pirates are tied for first.
so, if we send him down to the minors, then dump him on Washington, in another two years....
Step 1: Get rid of Matt Capps
Step 2: ???
Step 3:
Profit!!!First place!!!I can't even find a way to blame this on Chuck James being in Rochester.
Gardy: he's our closer.
It's on you, Ron.
See, if you don't have a closer, you can move guys around when they suck and it's not a big deal. But, no we have to have a closer and ours is Matt Capps. That's our story and we're sticking to it.
Exactly. If Capps wasn't the closer, he doesn't face Hosmer, Perkins does. Before tonight, lefties have a .763 OPS vs. Capps and righties have a .622 OPS. Capps would probably be just fine as a RH setup man. And he has a perfectly good reason to switch. He has a proven closer in the bullpen pitching much better than Capps. Why is he so adamant about not switching? Stat of the night: Of the last 46 batters Capps has face, he has struck out two of them. He has four of his six walks allowed this season in the same stretch. Of his last 18 save opportunities, he's blown 6 and been pulled from two of them.
Gardy: Capper made a bad pitch....guy crushed it.
Me: You only saw one bad pitch? How about the first 4 of the inning?
Isn't this the guy who seemingly calls out Juicy on a bi-weekly basis?
I hope Capps is getting the dreaded "vote of confidence" treatment.
Not sure what's going on. Gardy went after someone for questioning Capps' status. "Don't even go there" he barked. "That's a good pitcher and our closer." Then he cuts Sid off mid-query about Twitchy and barely cracked a smile when Robby Incemeimadick asked about the Revere summersault.
Perhaps BS needs to give Capps the Punto Treatment and trade him out from under Gardy's (mis)use.
well, that sucked. grandpa's in town to hang out with Famished Pete, and we got to watch a game together for the first time in forever. first of all, pops brought down two 4ers of the furious (bless you, sir), so that part was good at least. in the beginning of the 9th though, he remarked, "i wonder how many pitches it's going to take until crapps blows this..."
turns out it was 12.
Heh:
Nobody likes him! He's just like Mauer!
I'm disappointed (but not surprised) at Gardy's response here. He basically put it on the rest of the team not coming through with hits when they needed to. I'm pretty sure Capps is getting paid good money to do only one thing.
On the other hand, Capps faced the music postgame and said all the right things except "I'm battling my tail off..."
So...what Gardy is saying if the offense just did they job and scored 20 runs every game, he wouldn't have to worry about making smart pitching decisions.