nibbish needed me to pinch hit for him, so here you go. The fact that this is nibbish only complicates matters.
Not to get all hyperbolic, but this is pretty much the most important game of the season. We need a win today.
Luckily, Light Rail is sure to be up to the task. Go twins!
The cable guide says I get the game on Fox today. Hopefully that's correct.
Excellent, the guide didn't lie.
A FOX Saturday afternoon game on TV involving the Twins and not including a Chicago team?
This happens like once every four years. Surely a sign.
In honor of this upcoming trouncing, I've killed a tiger and am going to eat it for dinner.
Hello, all! It's Scott Baker day! Woo-hoo!
In honor of Scott Baker day, I've killed a baker and am going to eat him for dinner.
Ooh, so close. You should have killed a Baker's Dozen Tigers and eaten them.
Sounds delicious. In any case, it will be a day of great feasting!
Oh, and have I said how much I hate Fox?
I'm going to make love to a fox tonight.
You got Phillies-Padres then SoCal?
At least San Diego is sort of close.
Yep. I understand the regionality of it. What I don't understand is why I paid top dollar to watch my favorite team, only to have my favorite team be put on Fox and then not be able to watch them. I paid for this!! We have the technology available so all the Fox games could go on Extra Innings so you can watch whatever one you want to, but they just choose not to do it.
I love how HPR has chosen that Nishioka is his favorite Twin for absolutely no reason. That's my boy.
(If your favorite player is one of the best players on the team, you've got to share him with everyone. If he's a AAAA reliever or middle infielder, you've got him to yourself. When he's older, I'll explain that Japanese players don't follow that rule, because they've got huge numbers of fans back home.)
In other news, good over-the-air reception on the hand-me-down HD TV today!
I've been struggling to connect with anyone on the team like that for a few years now, for reasons that aren't particularly clear to me. Maybe I've gotten to a point where I root for the franchise more than any particular player. Where this becomes a problem is when it comes time to buy a Twins shirt to wear - there aren't any I feel drawn to on the current roster. The closest I'd probably get is Danny V, I think, but I'm guessing he has a substantial youngish female fanbase. Mrs. Hayes has a Thome t-shirt, which is cool, but I can't wear the same one.
Now, if someone offered a shirt with #9 on it (Gene Larkin or Mickey Hatcher) I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
That can be a good thing. You can go to the clearance rack and pick out whatever ones are available. You won't have to pay top dollar for your favorite player.
Sure, but what I'm saying is that I don't feel like wearing any of them. I'd rather buy one without a name on it, just a number, even if it looks less "authentic" than the ones with a name on the back (obvious exceptions for numbers 3, 6, 29, 14, 34, and 28).
Although maybe someone could interest me in a Stelmaszek or Gardenhire t-shirt. Or (definitely) a Tom Kelly shirt.
I'm feeling the same way this season. Usually, during our return trip to the motherland I purchase a twins shirt with my crush of the year, but this year I can't bring myself to drop 22-25$ on any of them. Although, I am still contemplating a thome.... Maybe thome is my homie will satisfy my need to stimulate the econonly.
I hear you. At this point I'm more inclined to wait until the end of the year and try to get this shirt for less than $40. If I remember, that is.
Have you considered updating the meat market with new WGOM merch?
I've got plans, but not the time yet
This is why I have a game-used #51 DePaula.
I bought a #2 Span Tee last week at Target. Remaining options were that or Young in my size and desired red.
Though I could have paid $3 more for a high-tech Nathan in blue. This was right after he was named closer again, so I was tempted.
One reason I went with Denard is that I had completely written him off as a draft bust about a year before his MLB debut. So I consider everything with him to be gravy.
If they're too obscure, they don't make shirts for them.
Other than the game-used bargain rack, I never saw anything with "Mulholland" on the back, which would have been my #1 choice when I was looking for clothes earlier last decade.
Yeah, it's hard to find anything featuring an obscure player unless you're going the game-worn route.
What is less understandable is why they don't just offer ones with only a number on back. I'm sure there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind wearing a Twins t-shirt with "their" number on it. MLB hasn't met a revenue stream it doesn't love to exploit, so this seems like an oversight.
Oh, you can get those, they're just special order.
$36.99 for those (or any player) vs. $24.99 for a stock player.
(Vs. $14.99 for a stock player at Target.)
Wait, you can't get number-only personalized Tees (must have a name).
They should offer nameless 42s.
Hmmm, WNBA All-Star game or Twins game?
Sure, FOX, since I live in Wisconsin I'd absolutely be more interested in the Braves-Reds game than one played by teams from states immediately to my east and west.
but aren't all people from your neck of the woods Braves fans? I mean, your state practically gave birth to the franchise
50 years after Boston.
right. forgot my /snark tag
Of course. I should have assumed it.
The successful version of it, anyway.
That. Just. Happened.
And Ben Revere spites the walk discussion by taking a walk.
I remember right after he was drafted, he e-mailed Seth to argue against those who said he was a reach or whatever.
Maybe he reads some blogs and said "Yes, I do need to lay off more pitches!"
All he has to do is not swing. At 5'9", his strikezone should be quite small, especially with him crouching.
Crouching Revere, hidden strikezone. His kung-fu is strong.
Before that walk, Revere's career walk rate was 4.2%, exactly half the MLB average. His walk rate in the minors was 7.1%.
Casilla's had some mighty good (almost)warning track power lately.
Ah, the patented Cuddy worm-burner through the left side
That'll do Cuddy.
Alright Bake, just plunk Jhonny.
One run should be about all the Light Rail needs today.
I'm liking Nishi as SS-LF today.
My slow pitch softball team has that position open if he wants to join!
Just call him Rover.
Sweet Danny V!!!
I knew I was thirsty!
JUICY!
Juicy!!
Whenever I hear Gordo talk about the "mezzanine section" it takes me back to a homerun call of his in the 1991 ALCS.
Sweet Danny V. definitively answers the question as to whether oranges can rake.
l'Orange.
It's good to see that Baker didn't start sucking while on the DL.
Stupid Atlanta and Cincinnati. They ruin everything.
The Light Rail is a monster.
Afternoon, folks
Hadie hoo Meat.
Howdy, meat.
Hey meat. About to dig into a plate of Hoisin Ribs. I do love pork.
That was AWEsome. Served over rice noodles and sauteed snow peas.
Dang it. You can't get set up much better than that. Two on, no outs for Mauer and a 2-1 pitch from a struggling righthander and no runs in the inning. Oh well, I guess I can't complain about two runs in three innings thus far, but that was a big opportunity to break this thing open early.
Sure does...and there's another one!
Whoops, wrong post!
I wish mlb.com boxscores tracked putouts. Seems like Nishi and Revere have all of them for the Twins today.
Gameday froze up on me, so I had to restart it.
Other than strikeouts, Revere and Nishi account for all but one of the putouts. All flyouts.
Abidage.
Kuuuuube.
Dudles!
Who's this guy they're interviewing and why does he have two different colored eyes?
Scherzer. He's got X-ray vision.
That explains so much more than I had even hoped for!
delMONSTRAUSITY!
BEAST MODE!!!
I hope he goes nuts over the next week or so and someone overpays to trade for him.
Revere will need to go off as well for the Twins to be convinced to make room for him.
_el...mon?
Heh. Scherzer talked through that double.
Him?
Cabrera!
Twins baseball!!
Penny is hitting about 4 feet away from his spots.
Have I mentioned how much I hate poetry about Coors Light?
I was going to add "terrible" to your line in a blockquote, but I guess when Coors Light is involved, that goes without saying.
Twins have hit into two double plays with two runners on base and have still scored four runs in four innings. They have reached base nine times in 19 PAs against Penny.
Way to get a runner thrown out when you're down by four!
Tigers guy on the national broadcast insinuating the Twins are stealing signs.
Those bastards!
Did you ever see that sign in center that says Best Buy? How do you think they got that? It was stolen.
Nice.
Change your signs, then. It's not like the Tigers aren't trying to steal signs. Every team is.
The era of popouts to Nishi and Revere has come to an end.
The shutout just went up in smoke.
Well, the Tigers were lucky to have Shitstain come in and replace Baker.
Smokestack.
Phew! Getting Martinez was so huge. Now Peralta will lead off an inning trailing by at least three runs instead of coming to the plate as the tying run. Now, let's put this game away so Swarzak can just finish it off.
Hy-Vee had 6oz bottles of McRogue Scottish Ale for $0.99. Not bad.
6oz bottles?
Nope, actually it's 8 oz. I just got out the measuring cup.
A half-pint makes a lot more sense.
I suddenly am not confident about winning
Ugh, not Dumatrait. This is the big inning. If the Twins can get through this with the lead, they can have Perkins in the eighth and Nathan in the ninth. If Dumatrait struggles, Capps vs. Magglio and Miguel looms.
and he promptly induces a double play
And then he walks the No. 8 hitter on four pitches. He's allowed 10 BBs with 11 Ks this season. Ugly.
Now 10 and 12! Bring on Perk!!
I trust Dumatrait more than Mijares
Bring out the Doomsday Machine!
I'm thinking we should try calling all of our mediocre middle relievers something badass. Couldn't hurt, right?
Wow! The game changed on Dumatrait's first pitch! One more out to go in this inning.
It Matt Capps available here*?
*I'm just kidding.
That's what Leyland was hoping.
Revere upping his GIDPs rapidly.
I wish Repko had come in for Delmon.
Since I'm listening to the radio, I have to ask: did the ball carom off the wall past _elm_n?
Yes, it did, but it was moving pretty slow.
The ball was, or _elm_n?
Yes.
Heh. This.
A4TP
Cabrera's still jawing? Sounds like he's ready to be done for the day.
Perkins has to be at least one of the six best things to come out of Stillwater at this point, right?
Even though La Belle Vie left Stillwater a while back, his chances are pretty good.
That's a lot of balls.
Aloe Vera on to pitch for the Kitties.
Fantastic camera work from the folks at FOX.
NATHANATE NOW!
I like Nishi there in short Left
Seems like every time I step out for another beer or snack, I miss something (see also: Danny's HR)
Puppies!
How was the tiger meat dinner?
See: Pie, Easy as.
Today was better than yesterday.