Rick Porcello v Scott Diamond.
This is a little long, so bear with me.
Where I've been all week instead of watching enduring the Twins: Anchorage, AK.
Anchorage claims itself as a City of Flowers. Judging by all the flowers in and around the city, I wouldn't disagree.
There is a lot of wildlife in Anchorage, but all we saw was the harmless kind. Whew.
Also went on some day cruises to view the Alaskan wildlife.
Yeah, it rained. A lot.
Some of the eagles posed for us. It was much appreciated.
Hiding amongst the trees were some mountain goats. Here, the kid is mesmerized by my 70-300mm zoom lens while mom explains humans' weird fascination with watching others.
Some puffins showing off their brightly colored beaks.
One puffin decided to fly away instead of dive.
One thing I didn't realize was that jellyfish also inhabit cold water.
A group of endangered stellar sea lions were hanging out by a gull rookery.
Well played, Sean. Hopefully we can finally say the same about the Twins. I predict the Twins will score at least two runs tonight. /New Guy wild optimism.
Spectacular, Sean.
I predict that the Twins will play at least 9 innings tonight.
send him!
well done
Awesome post. I want to see those puffins.
I have seen eagles. I was amazed at how annoying their call is.
should've gone with franklin's choice.
If Cuddyer were a sea lion, he wouldn't be hanging out on the rocks, he'd be diving in frigid water for fish.
And if I were the General Manager of sea lions, I'd just leave Cuddyer in the water.
I LOLed.
This is the free MLB.com game of the day, for anyone who wants to pay that much to see this team.
I hope Cuddy hits a HR here because that means the Twins will score more than 1 run this game
1st and 3rd for the FOTF.
Well, that GIDP pretty much ended my interest. I'm going home.
So I've now taken a look at the Central standings, and my good vibes toward the Thome thing are disappearing. They're six and a half games out, at 63-64? They're not going anywhere. Damn it.
well...he could be on the Yankees or the Red Sox.
everyone i know was saying, "well, they're sending him to a contender," and i kept trying to say, "no, they're not!" the indians have been flailing for sometime, and there's no way they're going to threaten the tigers.
I knew they'd lost ground, but not that much, and I didn't realize they were under .500.
But, Beau's right, he's not a Yankee or Sawk. Or Sock.
Which is why I wanted him on the ChiSox. I think they might have a better chance.
oooh, so close to a catch
apparently the indians claimed kubel. huh.
Huh. What are they trying to be, the Central-division version of the Twins???
So, at least the O's are doing to the Yankees what they did to the Twins...7-1 in the 5th.
I don't know if it's bad to have these thoughts, but I keep thinking that if only Mike Flanagan had delayed himself a day, the team might have given him more hope.
I don't know if it's bad, either. Although I've gone through it a startlingly high number of times with friends, I really don't understand the mind of the person who commits suicide.
They're just doing their annual late-season run to provide hope for next year only to see the O's sign more washed up veterans and fail once again.
Matt Tolbert up with the bases loaded. this is going to end ugly
My comp is refusing to bring up MLB.tv, and I don't even care.
It's done that two days in a row, though, so I suppose I should worry about this some, since I'll be wanting to see clinchers here soon, and there's an offseason not far away.
It's a fail-safe mechanism. It's worried you'll take out your frustrations on it, so it refuses to let you watch out of self-preservation.
Hmmm. Clever laptop.
you forget the A's were leading 7-1 yesterday
Yeah, but that was against the...oh...ahem....
druuuu
he was safe
Come on guys. The Twins suck enough without taking outs away from them
Both good uses of one's time, anyway.
I still occasionally play Super Mario 64 and often listen to OK Computer, but I still agree with him.
evening folks.
I see the Delmon vs. Twins Pitchers experiment is still yielding poor results.
As is the Thome-not-in-a-Twins-uni experiment: 0-3, 2Ks.
Make that 0-4.
Delmon with Tigers: .279/.289/.465. Once the Tigers' are done with the Twins, I expect that SLG to drop.
Evening, folks.
Bringing us luck?
Obviously. Linds is wearing her Morneau shirt and watching the game with me.
we're still in the 3rd!?
(not really paying attention)
Insight!
Was ESPNJudd hoping that Peralta would be sitting at a .415 BA on the day after his first two at-bats?
Sample size, Judd. If you're going to do the baseball Tweeting thing, you need to acquaint yourself with it.
By all rights he should have .19 HRs by now. What a Mauer.
Ha, welcome back to Target field, Del.
Damn good play by Inge, there. Meh.
anyone else think brandon inge kinda looks like simon pegg?
I'd say a younger, hipper Tom Kelly.
I wonder if there's a less hip version of Tom Kelly out there. Possible?
Heh. Good Point.
I've seen people less hip than Tom Kelly, but really in the Tom Kelly genre.
Tom Kelly when he has suspenders keep his pants too high and wears his oversized horn-rimmed glasses, taped together in the middle.
By the way, swell photos, sean. I should put Alaska on my bucket list.
It was already on mine, but it moved up several spots.
yo, boots, i finally got to the st. vincent video. it was all you said (by the way, we have little overlap, but jane looooves st. vincent. looking forward to the next album).
She's gonna be on Dave Monday night.
Had a strange sensation the other day at the studio. Had the Random going on iTunes when this popped up. For the first 30 seconds I was unsure what it was. I was hoping it was Miss Annie Clark.
(And yeah, I like JA. What of it?!)
oh, yeah, i meant to tell you about dave too. sorry.
and her music has been described as a creepy disney soundtrack, so that doesn't surprise me.
She would absolutely kill a cover of that one. Get Bon Iver (or the dude from the National) for the Chris Plummer bit. Lose the happy ending.
I'm gonna have my people call her people...
To jobu, jane, and anyone else interested in the new St Vincent: 4 new live clips can be found here. Recorded at some dump in NYC--The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
It's very nice. Anchorage is a cloudier, cooler version of Minneapolis. It also has three million lakes. Texas ain't got nothing on Alaska, except heat.
I was only there for a day and a half (after my sister's wedding in Seward). But my wife was already pregnant with HPR at the time, and we haven't travelled together any further than five miles out of state since. AK is probably the next place we'll travel to together via plane.
Meant to ask: where did you do the boat tour? That glacier isn't on the Cook inlet.
(My sister and brother-in-law met while both working at Kenai Fjord Tours out of Seward. He was a tour boat captain. She took reservations.)
We did two boat tours. The first was in Seward, where I took all of the wildlife photos from above. The second was in Whittier, where I took the glacier photos. For those that ever want to visit Whittier, know two things: giant ass tunnel and it rains a lot. 160 inches of precip a year. Bring a rain coat and rain pants. You'll regret it if you don't.
I thought that sea-lion rock looked familiar, but I thought maybe all sea-lion rocks look alike. Which tour company did you use?
My Brother-in-law stopped captaining boats this summer because the schedule wrecked him and because he had enough business as an IT-tech, but it might have been one of his friends.
There's a saying in Seward:
Major Marine Tours. We did the half-day tours. The drive from Anchorage is just too long to do the full-day tours.
What are you trying to say? Whatever Alaska has Texas will build one bigger, or die trying.
BTW the puffin shots were pretty awesome, but where in buffalo did you find wild puffin?
Why do I feel that Detroit isn't going to reciprocate Minnesota's first couple of innings.
Criminy Valencia. What the hell?
Yeah, that one didn't make much sense.
Danny is past his sell-by date for me.
Why am I still listening to this?
What are you listening to?
waiting for your name to be called out?
nah, didn't really try.
think I'll practice my trombone. finish my book. whatever.
Jose Bautista throws his helmet and bat onto the field after getting tossed. That won't help his MVP chances.
Wife's out of town for the weekend. I just put the older two to bed late, due to extra story time. If I would have guessed the score, I probably would have said 6-1 Detroit. I guess that makes me a pessimist... Detroit's sixth run will come later, but it looks like the Twins got their quota.
The sadist in me hoping the locals score exactly one run in each of the next 30 games.
Optimist! They're sure to be shut-out a few times in there.
The dirty, cracked glass is half-full. Of flat beer. Miller Lite. With a ciggie butt floating in it...
So, essentially, it's just a Miller Lite.
More or less.
It's just like the end of a T-Wolves season!
Locals have been out-scored 35-5 in their last six games--all at home.
ding ding ding
Oh, Dazzle.
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Re Plouffe's future position:
Before knowing what position he should settle into I'd need to talk to him. If he just wants to hit, well, he is too young to just be a designated hitter.
Oh, Dazzle
You do not run on Buck-Fitty.
But if you fake, then scamper back to the base, he will try in vain to throw you out.
Well, that's another story.
It seems to be a more effective way of stealing than actual stolen bases.
with the same sad ending
battle for the tigers v. twins trade...
tigers win.
There's that sixth run.
Now a seventh. The team's getting worse.
I knew it. Del will haunt. (I'm actually kinda digging it, too.)
I'm happy for him, but as always, confused by him.
Holy SHIT, they're showing WAR in those graphics... What happened??
This is something that FSN's already done before that I missed, isn't it. Still shocking.
The season does have an upside!
It is times like these that I am really glad I don't live in Minneapolis. If I had to talk to people who actually thought Joe Mauer was a pu#$y and a malinger I think that I might actually hit someone. Ugh.
I know this stuff belongs in the CoC but I did see one comment from the Chip Scroggins (if that is his real name)
To be fair, he is kind of dreamy.
To be fair, he is kind of dreamy.
and how...
He does have nice hair.
Alright, I am delving deeper into the comments. People are seriously speculating that Mauer suffers from depression. Why did I do this to myself?
Why, indeed? Watch the Helium video I posted in the Random Friday instead. A much better use of your time.
On my way.
I tweeted to him twice today comparing Cuddyer's and Mauer's neck injuries. Apparently, someone who goes by the nickname SoCalTwinsfan isn't a baseball fan. Another moron added to the STrib's stable.
Doomsday Machine!
I wish. Blow this shit up.
Nice one, Phil DamnStraight
since this game sucks, more fun with twitter:
i love our crazy-ass punter.
That is awesome. Way more awesome than Rodgers' handlebars. I'd do a photoshop of Kluwe with a marmot on his lower face, but I have a feeling that'll be up on Daily Norseman by tomorrow if I do it or not.
Just checking in. I'm glad my dad doesn't have 4D television, because I'd probably be covered in fecal matter about now.
Your 2011 Minnesota Twins!
Forget to know 'em.
I want that on a t-shirt. Seriously. You could make a bundle.
(Did I say that out loud? D'oh!)
After typing it, I was surprised to note that I hadn't heard it yet. It seems so obvious now.
It's gotten so bad, Butch has turned it over to the GB/Colts snoozefest.
Looks like my Cornish game hens didn't rob me of any fun tonight. Again.
Is this really going to be another lots-to-1 loss? What's the record for games in a row with exactly one run scored? We have to be in the conversation, because I thought I remembered the record for the same number of runs being scored by one team was six straight games.
Since 1919, 5. That's right, the Twins just tied the record. Last team to do it were the 2001 Detroit Tigers. Before that, the 1968 Dodgers. Also making an appearance are the 1967 Twins.
"Awesome."
Other teams on that list: 1967 Twins, 1921 Senators.
No other team has done it more than once.
What a great game to take in with the wife.
Below .500 since June 2nd.
Then the season is truly lost.
Enough with these arbitrary endpoints! How were they before June 2nd, Mr. Cynical?!
BOSO for Perkins tonight.
Even as bad as they've been, you have to be unlucky to have this kind of streak. The Twins had runners at second and third and got two hits and scored one run. Of course, the umpire turned the second hit into an out, but that was a very bad call. It really wasn't that close. Odds on Verlander getting another no-hitter tomorrow? Or a 21K game? The way baseball is such a crazy game, they'll probably tee off on him to end the hitting slump only to lose 9-8.
The Twins have a .268 BABIP in these six games and have hit 67 fly balls with only one HR. Delmon Young pounds the ball into the ground three times and gets three RBI singles. If he were still playing for the Twins, those would have been double plays.
You shouldn't be complaining about bad luck. On the micro scale, maybe they've been a little unlucky over the last week in that they maybe should have scored a few more runs. Would that have resulted in any more wins????? Considering, though that they have five more wins that their Pythagorean record suggests they should have, they are lucky it's not worse.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TDqvD34hEA