Of all the things I thought September would bring, runs wasn't exactly one of them. I'm not complaining, it's just that I wish they could try scoring some during games that I watch. Still, any lineup that insists on batting both Nishioka and a player with a OBP forever hovering around .300 can't complain about any runs they might score along the way.
Duensing takes on Weaver tonight. Normally, that would sound like a sure-fire loss, but Weaver's ERA has jumped up a half run since last month (still league leading at 2.28), and lately a lot more of his pitches have been turned into souvenirs (9 in his last 47 1/3 innings). Besides, Duensing was mostly watchable, and the Angels' lineup usually features at least one lefty... so...
Yeah, it's still pretty bleak.
How long do respiratory infections last?
before they finally DL a player, or total?
Oh, they've been bringing me the runs all season.
Is it...Morris with Dazzle tonight?! Absolutely no one on the lawn during this one.
I hope the Twins resign Jason Kubel
whimmers just tossed a no-no.
Player IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Wimmers 7.0 0 0 0 2 5 0 4.20
I'm supposed to be getting a Wimmers autographed card (and Kepler and Revere) in the mail next week. Good for him.
I thought he was getting Tommy John surgery
Give it time.
no, Wimmers had a bout of Can't Throw a Strike Disease. Someone apparently knew the antidote.
Michael Cuddiier leads the Twins in running to first base after strike three.
Gospel truth, that.
Glad the Cuddiier spelling is catching on.
Jason Repko has the flu and is quarantined. Blame Mauer.
Mono is exremely contagious.
but are pussy singles?
double play please
*headsmack*
Wait, the Angels have trees in center field? That isn't fair to the Twins.
"Welcome to The OC, bitch."
Six, did you watch... nevermind.
I did. The first season was a delicious piece of cheese (food product.)
Not to mention a couple delicious pieces of meat.
[Samarie Armstrong .jpg]
Even the poor people were hot on that show...
[the chick Ryan got pregnant .jpg]
Muy caliente.
I get annoyed that I have to shut off Netflix to watch a bad team, and then I get annoyed when I'm reminded I'm in blackout country. I can't win.
Gameday it is, then.
Ooh, looks like it's just as well, too.
I'd go back to Netflix if I were you.
Twin Peaks never looked so good!
I have a couple of .jpgs in this game log that disagree.
Twin Peaks always looked good. Especially the actresses.
(This gamelog is now about sexy TV gals!)
I like twin peaks!!!!111one11!!!
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I miss pictures.
Me too. F*cking lawyers.
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It's a start...
I keed!
+1 classic punchline
There's like 15 million bars and restaurants with the game on, dude.
Yeah, but they're full of Angel fans, and my place was calm for once.
Done-ce.
On the bright side, the Tiggers beat the chisox again today. GOSO?
juiced!
Va-lench-a!
Juicy in the O.C.!
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I've always enjoyed the number 13.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEA4iBvrLoA&feature=related
Hughes shows the AAAers how it's done. To the broadcasters' pleasure.
I'd rather dudes that can hit home runs try to do as much rather than bunting.
especially when the next batters are Nishi and Butera/Rivera
Butvera?
Butvera: Russian for 'cant hit a baseball'
it seems like Luke Hughes has a handful of bunt singles this season
Key to the inning?
Facing a guy hitting .160 should calm him down just fine.
Squeeze play here?
that'll work, Benji.
chipping away at that lead
plooooooufe
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0lQPri8bt4
Seriously, doc? How does one even know about such abominations?
(Just guessing, but this is Crowbar's zenith, right?)
Yea, I don't think it can get any better than that.
Oh, son of a bitch. Dick and Bert are totally going to say the bunt was the key to this inning. Dammit.
but it was, duh!
Let 'em just have this moment.
Looks like Tommy John for Duensing in 8 weeks.
aw, SHAT
its been 24 hours since the last Twins injury....
I think I have a banner to commemorate it.
Spot on.
Perfect. These ballplayers are some fine-tuned instruments.
This isn't good for the rotation over the next couple of days.
Toby! Toby! Toby!
Get ready for a Cuddii start.
can Chuck James start?
Chuck James is so awesome that...
we are making good use out of this guy we got for Delmon.
When are the Twins going to find some medical and conditioning staff who can either keep guys from getting hurt, or actually treat them when they do go down?
Rebates.
Oh, this is ripe.
Hey man, leave Torii alone!!
I presented it with limited commentary.
But seriously, articles like that Souhan one are why I will never leave the FOTF alone.
but a return could be difficult given Hunter's feelings about Twins GM Bill Smith, who he describes as having "no heart, no compassion, no nothing."
there are a good amount of Twins fan that would agree with him
His heart is not the organ I am most concerned about.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOKK8mAkiUI
Bullshit.
No heart or compassion = didn't offer me as big a contract as the Angels when I became a free agent.
I am sick of being subjected to Hunters thoughts on th Twins whenever we play the Angels.
Ready! Aim! Credit where it is due!
Nishi smokes one. A single, that is.
A loosey?
6 is from the streetz.
No, but I can see them from my windowz.
I thought you were a Mac guy?
Hasta la vista, pendejo.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksg0osxyxNo
ooooo kay
Time for the walks, right?
TIED UP!
Babe Ploof!
Plouffe!
What choice did the fielder make on Revere's hit, exactly? Seems like either Nishi should've scored or there should've been an out somewhere, right?
he chose not to step on first base and get an out
I'd turn on the radio to listen to Dazz and Blackjack bitch and moan about the official scorers, but I just played through that conversation in my head, so I'm good.
I got the radio on tonight, so I dont know how the play exactly went down, but Dazzle said that he could of tagged the bag
could have
more like why the hell didn't he? he was literally about a foot and a half away from it.
I know I said this shortly after Nishi got his leg broken, but I still would like to see a Plouffe-Hughes middle infield on a fairly regular basis.
Not a fan of leather, I take it?
Not if it's Nishi and Casilla flashing it, I'm not. I don't think the error totals would be that much different.
It's not so much about the errors as it is the range.
Yea, I agree that they wouldn't cover as much ground. I still think Plouffe/Hughes would be better in total than Casilla/Nishioka. Luckily for me, I don't think we'll ever see enough of either combination for me to be proven to be a dumbass.
I'd like them to find a better option somehow this offseason for the middle infield, since none of these four guys make me feel especially confident in their all-around abilities as regular starters. But there's a lot of things that need addressing this offseason, and after all, they had two MIs I liked better and they got rid of both of them.
Once they traded Bartlett, I was a little confused about how the FO was evaluating the infielders. Other than trading for Hardy and Hudson, nothing done since then has made me feel any better.
Their collective defensive abilities at those positions would tend to worry me, however. Not that Nishioka's doesn't, obviously, but I would think (if healthy) that Casilla is probably better at either position than either of them. Which is also sad to say, in its own way, since Casilla isn't especially great either.
Both of you guys are right. I suppose a weak fielding guy with a bit of pop in his bat is a step up from a weak fielding guy with none.
To me, it's looking like Plouffe/Casilla, with Hughes and Tolbert or Nishioka as utility guys, Hughes getting some time at DH also. That's fine with me.
In the unlikely event of the Twins not signing Reyes this off-season, of course.
Rivera is going to jack one over the fence
well, he got it in the air
5th inning?? I left for like, three hours for dinner!
Well, at least you made it back in time for the Doomsday Trucker to take the mound.
Sox v. Yanks, baby.
I've watched an episode of Twin Peaks, read my kids a bedtime story over the phone and had two other conversations since the first inning. I feel like it should be over.
I thought the season had been over for weeks.
Long before the trading deadline, anyway.
Doom Treat.
Now Dazz is blaming Revere for not jumping for that one.
Damn Straight
Torii would have had that one
From RF
or broke his leg trying
Yup, I laughed.
I thought Revere broke his leg going up for the latest homer. Man, that would have been awful.
But would you have really been surprised if it had happened?
Butera to center!
If Revere were to break his leg I think Cuddii to center, Hughes to right, and Butera to 1b, right?
I like the "Cuddii" nickname. The lineup switcheroo in case of a Revere injury? Not so much.
That is all Six.
OK, I'm really getting sick of Dumatrait.
Your Go-to Guy For Killing Saves Since Mid-May
He's from Bakersfield; I say he's a spy.
Peter Bourjos...I dislike that guy
I've kinda liked him ever since he took the CF job away from Torii.
I'd swap him and Revere in a heartbeat.
Juicy leaving me dry.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzUO8TYsVRI
Hell, who needs pictures?
rock-n-roll chicks should leave the high heels to the professionals.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ
Fee Waybil(?) couldn't wear Polly Jean's galoshes.
so, who gets dumped from the 40-man?
(I am ignoring the "game" at this point because it is just too painful)
I've been ignoring them since July, Brian. I just like hanging out here.
Yep.
yea, but I like my beer to taste good when I'm hanging out with you guys too.
As simple as turning the radio off. ๐
but but but....
I'd start with Dumatrait and then work my way through the bullpen, I believe.
Can the Twins put injured minor leaguers on the 60-day DL to clear room? If they can, then they could put Slama, Manship and Bromberg on the 60-day. Slama and Manship are done for the season. Not totally sure about Bromberg. Otherwise, I'm not sure what the Twins can do unless they're willing to place some of the major leaguers on the 60-day DL.
that's a good question.
also, maybe it's not such a bad idea. if they hung up mauer and span for the year, i wouldn't be terribly upset. especially span.
Isn't Kyle Waldrop a NASCAR driver? Wow, we really are desperate.
I've liked Waldrop since seeing him in Spring Training last year. Not sure he has MLB stuff, but he looked pretty poised. But half the Twins staff doesn't have MLB stuff, so I shouldn't worry about Waldrop.
Neck Fat's pick off move looks like a wild throw waiting to happen.
If they'd just let him throw his off-speed pitch over there, it wouldn't be an issue.
It would probably be better than throwing his off-speed pitch over the plate.
Le sigh.
The good thing about this game? The Twins still have three innings to make up four runs. The bad thing about this game? I don't think I can stand watching another three innings.
We can haz Aybar?
He's available.
And I could probably arrange a sit-down with Frank Stallone.
more likely we'd get David Eckstein.
baby steps.
I never thought I'd say it: I miss Lil Nicky.
Yup.
It'd be nice to have an infield defense of our very own
Dazz wondering why the Twins can't develop a backup catcher with some run production.
Does Wilson Ramos ring a bell?
I heard he was a bad locker-room influence.
Bad influence or not, it'd be nice to have a backup catcher who can OPS+ in three digits. Or, heck, even above 50.
I was being fatuous. (And parroting some rot a local scribe printed earlier this year.) I hated that Capps trade the day it happened. Still do.
I wish I'd posted the first thing I thought of saying, which was
[Not Sure If Serious...dot jpg]
I'm rarely sincere. Especially here. ๐
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVow06djNO0
Actually, I think it was the Rochester guy, Jim Mandelaro, that wrote about Ramos being a bad locker room guy.
Good lord. 10-6, two outs in the eighth, man on 2nd, and a pitching change? Cassevah only threw 37 pitches. Can't he finish the inning?
Nope, I can't make it through three innings at this pace. Later, fellas.
Hold the door, pal...
just three more outs....
hey, can i get a ride?
I've moved on to scotch and water. It's been that kind of night in my house.
Beware, all you Citizens with young daughters. Eventually they become teenagers. Keep your life insurance up to date.
i'd be keeping my liquor cabinet up to date.
And locked.
Never be able to finish it if drunk.
Sweet merciful Jeebus. I thought this would never end.