Humber Humber at Snapplesocks. Game one of two today (thanks, jobu, for the reminder).
is there anything more exciting than a split double-header between two teams out of the running in early September?
today, my focus will be on (1) getting my First Monday book post written; and (2) grillin' (Andouille sausages and Tofurkey kielbasa sausages, pasilla peppers), making pinto beans, and chillin'.
so, how about a win against th' hated??
I know the general mood around here is down on this team, but I gotta say I'm enjoying actually getting to see the guys first hand with this new satellite package, even if the results on the field haven't quite been what I'd like.
I'm actually somewhat excited about this doubleheader myself, though I didn't mind the blackout break all that much (especially considering the sweep).
I'm excited about the Dink, eager to see Benson, sad that we apparently won't see AMR's boyfriend.
We'll see 25 of AMR's boyfriends, what with our opponents!
Things not going well for New Britain. The Rock Cats are trailing 2-0 after two. Brian Dozier had a lead-off triple, but was caught off the base on a comebacker to the pitcher and was thrown out. In the second, the Rock Cats got the first two runners on base, but Deibinson Romero hit into a 5-4-3 triple play.
I've got the laptop propped in front of a window while I paint trim around the front door -- we'll see how this works. Nice to have some company while I toil away.
To me, the worst part of a hangover isn't the headache. I'm not sure how to put this non-crudely, but that beer (nice good thick German beer at that) really does a number on my digestive tract.
Similarly, without spending more words on this, I agree. (Though in my case, it was good old American SN Torpedo)
I was a bit distracted there, but it's nice to see we got out of the 2nd with minimal damage.
Yeah, it would have been a bummer to lose interest one and a half innings into a doubleheader.
An infield that could turn a double play a reasonable percentage of the time would make everyone's lives much easier.
Taping and scraping done; time to break out the paint.
I'm brewing my barleywine, so I'm completely distracted, so no worries if these games suck for me.
This one's inching toward suckage now.
Fortunately the Twins have Brian Dinkleman to bring hope...
Dinkleman is at least an amusing name
There's that dark cloud's silver lining.
Being mentally 12 years old can be a blessing at times.
I can't wait to share that blessing with my daughter.
EDIT: (err, my 12 year old mind, not mags's.)
The best part of Brian Dinkelman being around is Mrs. Dinkelman being around.
Wow, look at her! It makes me smile to think that someone who looks like she does had to take the name "Dinkelman."
That's Randi Dinkelman no less.
Randi Dinkleman, at that
Randi Dinkleman, even.
That's the most unfortunate name since mine!
"Brian Dinkelman wife" is above "Brian Dinkelman" in the Google auto-suggestions.
oh, crap. Now I'm distracted.
It went well, if I may say so. Looking at a chinook and williamette barleywine with between 8.5-10% abv and 90 IBUs. I'll give it a little age before sending any out.
pierre is a few hits away from 2,000. whaaaa?
Have some speed and swing all the time, and you'll always be employed as a leadoff hitter in MLB.
And very low strikeout rates. If he sticks around through his age 40-42 season, he could reach 3,000 hits. I wouldn't be surprised if he finished with above 2,600.
Oh man, Juan Pierre in the HoF would be something.
Yeah, he's essentially a much faster Delmon, UNOs akimbo. He'd drive me crazy if he was on my team, but less than Delmon was by the end.
UNOs akimbo? That's got the makings of an awesome nickname.
Dang, I should have laid it down back in the good old days when he was a Twin.
So glad the booth fielded a question about the Hosers' six-man rotation. It was a treat to hear the booth talk about how everything was better when they were kids.
I work with an older gentleman (mid 50's). He learned early on what my wrath looks like when someone mentions how thing were "back in the day".
I try to stay on my toes. If someone starts telling you how things used to be, go ahead and believe them until they use the term "In the good old days." When that happens, they're about to lie.
I find that "back in my day" is also a good warning as well as "they don't make 'em like they used to." Fortunately for me, the guy I work with has a mid-60's Malibu, so he doesn't use that term.
Everytime I see Phillip Humber, I get "Hornets! Hornets!" in my head - She said I won't be much for all this Humbert Humbert stuff
Nice catch. Gotta love the smile afterward.
Smiling, on a losing team? Where's the heart?
Next thing you know there will be giggling.
Heh, I stepped too close to the boil kettle and now have a few less hairs on my legs.
Show it your wrath.
I just tried to, and somehow got hop powder in my eye. They sure don't make turkey fryers like they used do.
In the good old days we baked them.
Heeeeeey, I see what you're doing.
Now there's something Pierre might be the active leader for...times caught stealing~!
Yep. He's ninth overall. He's also the active leader in stolen bases, but only 26th overall, and the active leader for AB/SO (247th overall; tough to compete with early players).
Back in the day, that wouldn't have even been close to Top 10
How's Harold Reynolds on that list? I remember his success rate being laughably low, though he didn't have all that long a career for a speed guy, right?
For caught stealing, he's tied at 36th. He's tied with Pat Kelly for 224th for stolen bases.
Wow. That's terrible.
Anyone else on Spotify? I'm trying to figure out how to add friends.
I am, but I haven't attempted that. I didn't even know it was a thing.
Nice stop by Hughes to keep that from becoming extra bases, much less to make the out too.
"Where would they be without Delmon Young," Dick? I don't know, perhaps in the exact same position they are now? He's been there for a couple of weeks. Sheesh.
Jeebus, did he really say that? I think Dick is heading towards senility at a very rapid rate.
He really did. Maybe he meant it'll soften the blow of Brennan Boesch sustaining a season-ending injury, but even if that's what he meant, he's way off base.
Well, Young is pretty chubby....
Wow, that's an awesome visual.
Silly Clevelands. For the first time in well over a decade I'm pulling for you, and you're falling farther behind.
My great-grandfather was a huge Indians fan, having lived his entire life in the Akron area. I remember Dad really pulling for the late 90's Indians for his sake.
I never really got around to minding them until the Twins were good enough to challenge them. The late 2001 surge they had solidified them as my enemy after years of not thinking too much about who would be winning the division.
Vizquel isn't such a good fielder anymore, is he?
He's fantastic for a 42-year-old, but...you know.
He had the best 42-year-old-or-older season fielding ever, according to TZ. Now, as a 44-year-old, well, he's doing better than last year.
44? Either an announcer misspoke or I mislistened.
I'm happy to see that this game is at least going quickly. Plus, I had a reasonably good workout*
*the ear-bleed inducing "music" played by some damned personal trainer, training ONE PERSON, in the aerobics room where I like to do my back exercises and stretches. Did she ask me, or acknowledge me in any way before turning her crap on at supersonic volume? No, no, she did not. Did she turn her crap off when taking her client out of the room (to return 5 minutes later)? No, no, she did not. I relocated after doing a couple of stretches.
the ear-bleed inducing "music"
James Taylor??
Well played, DK.
btw, I would have told her to GOML, but apparently she was already telling me that.
The game's just a half-inning behind BAL-NYY, which started an hour earlier. Although, I guess I'd be more surprised if it wasn't.
To be fair, they've scored a few more runs. Like 18 more.
Stipplesnort deserves better than a 2-0 loss. Perhaps the bullpen will offer up a BOSO?
Wow. Gordo just plotzed about that DP. Like he was that mother in the commercial getting all excited when her kid hit the ball.
I enjoyed the beginning of the game, when Gordo couldn't read the name on the back of Humber's jersey and kept talking about Zach Stewart pitching. I'll only miss Gordo next year when it's Morris and Gladden in the booth.
Do NOT GO THERE
Looks like I picked the right time to tune in.
I hereby declare it's walk-off day
What are we cheering for, Target Field?
We got our Run!!!111one111!!!
One of my very few fond moments of Tim McCarver came in a situation like that when the Braves were in the playoffs. They sacrifice flied in a run in essentially the same game situation, and the home crowd went nuts. McCarver: "Why is Turner Field cheering? Nothing good has happened."
Seriously, Ozzie?
painting is done. time for a win, guys
You'll have to come back tonight, then. If you meant a "Twins win".
yeah, looks like it. more chores to do first, though. God I love the low 70s after having 100s right up until the weekend.
Sweet hell, Rectal, that may have been an interesting at-bat if you hadn't fouled off balls two and three.
You mean it would have been better if he'd just whiffed on them too?
I suppose he was gonna do what he was gonna do.
Good lord. The post-game "highlight" is Sugarshack getting a strikeout to complete a 1-2-3 inning.
Nice to see two of the defensive highlights robbed AJ of hits
I noticed that, too. I wish they'd managed to get to that first double he had, though.