Who likes cryptoquotes? I do. I didn't have any other ideas for today, so here's a quote from cheaptoy on August 5th...
R U L J N N I B M U K N M I V I J V U R Y O R O V M I V , O ' H H X I E U R N I R N C R U K O R W N M J N N M I K M O N I V U G V S E C I T J V V.
(spoons, this was in draft mode, so i went ahead and posted it, yes?)
Yes, thanks.
Nice spoiler, dude.
I covered it. C'mon, bhiggs, were you born in a barn?!
Runner daughter was born in Barnes St. Peters hospital, so I enjoy asking her if she was born in a Barnes.
I would never get sick of using that.
My girls were born in Yakima Valley Memorial and Fairview Ridges (Burnsville). It would seem the barn gag isn't available to me.
The hospital where I was born is gone.
I was born in a car on the road to the hospital. "Between the stock yard and the junk yard," sez GrampaS.
We had vinyl seats in all our cars growing up after that.
I work in the hospital where I was born. I've moved down one floor in 27 years.
I was born in Nevada, where my parents were working on a ranch, so it's close enough I can use it for an excuse. Somehow I completely forgot about the spoiler tag, I guess I haven't been using it enough. Thanks for white-washing it for me, spooks!
That wouldn't be the Mustang Ranch, would it?
I don't remember the name of the spread they worked on at the time, but without going to the google I'm guessing the one you're referencing isn't known for producing much beef, so no, not the Mustang Ranch.
What, so this wasn't a Caesar Shift?
There was actually a little more at the end of it, but it was funnier this way.
Predicted price? I'd say $250.
Same website. Jeff Tweedy covering Black Eyed Peas. Nice!
Just a little slow on that one (as was I).
Ok... really missing the edit/delete button right now.
apparently, the twins have been upgrading the training staff since last year. and they lead the league in DL time this year.
Well, we've taken Thome & Young off the injury role for next year
I was surprised that, at least by the two measures he cites at the top, that we were simply among the most injured, not far and away the worst. Best bit I've seen yet about the Twins' training staff and this year's problems.
Numbers cited don't include Morneau and Span out currently, since no DL needed in September. Also, the many times the Twins sat players with injuries without placing them on DL, like Cuddiier's and Mauer's neck injuries.
Please forgive the brief foray into the Forbidden Topic, but I think the President and Speaker Boehner need to be commended for their recent bipartisan efforts to save the country from an ongoing disaster.
I am speaking, of course, about the Kid Rock performance before tonight's game.
Kid Rock, the Packers and the Saints all in one place? Just one natural disaster is all I ask...
Kid Rock is Country. Heh.
An advantage to our local country station having a small playlist is that Kid Rock doesn't seem to be on it.
I have no use for Kid Rock on a country or on a rock station. I do find the idea of him being stuck Groundhog Day-style in Green Bay for a year or so to be amusing, however.
And for some reason, down here in Madison there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth over NBC not being willing to cut off the speech for the pre-game...
Minneapolis could use some of these.
Hey I've eaten at John's Pizzeria
The podunk campus Dr. Chop works at could use a few hundred of those.
Two things about Surly, one which makes me happy and the other...not so much.
1. This is really happening!
2. I had to sell my SurlyFest tickets yesterday - babies are expensive & recent law school graduate ≠wealthy.
Inspiration?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBcPIDKyCw
Awesome.
I almost completely forgot to tell my mom to bring some down when she visits this weekend. I would have been upset with myself if I hadn't asked.
schweddy balls.
Um, what was Cherry Garcia afflicted with at outdoor festivals?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN6rjLcpBnI
Nice to see NPR running with it instead of taking offense.
The wife had new ice cream for us tonight. You got it, Schweddy Balls. It was pretty good. God love my wife, she had no idea what that name might be referring to.
Im not a big Cryptoquote fan. I do the crossword puzzles in the Sunday paper. (I rarely solve the New York Time puzzle, but the other puzzle I have many times)
dido. i'm only good enough to get most of a wednesday NYT puzzle though (think i've finished one or two). never tried a sunday yet.
I usually finish their Sunday (which is generally easier than Friday and Saturday, just bigger). I do at least two crosswords every day, usually during writing breaks.
I like crosswords a lot, but I got started on the cryptoquotes and sudoku because the crossword only took me about 30 minutes and I worked 12 hour shifts at the time.
Not the NYT Sunday puzzle, that one takes me a solid 6-7 hours and some Google cheating.
I love crosswords. I do the USA Today one regularly because it's available online, but I rarely find them all that challenging. I don't like the NYTimes' online interface.
Yeah, man. I buy NYT Crosswords books solely because their online interface blows so hard.
I'm pretty obsessive about Cryptos, and really, any word game. I've had a Games magazine subscription since 1993.
Games still exists? I subscribed ages ago and had a book of their best that I recently found and threw away. The Sunday NYT puzzle always gets me to a point where I doubt I will solve it, but I almost always do.
Here's a word game for you. Give me a word with three consecutive pairs of double letters. I know of at least two related words.
Nicely done. Of course, if you get this one, you should be able to get the other one that I know of.
Ha, we have the same one. Well, did you mean
Of course.
teNNeSSEE is so close.
Is there any doubt?
I did my part and voted Twins. I find it amusing that White Sox and Reds are ranked second and third- sure, they aren't that good, but who really expected them to be?
The White Sox motto for the season was "All in." They signed Dunn to a huge contract to be the most disappointing player in baseball and they're barely above .500.
There was some real hype around the Reds this season, actually, coming off their first division title in a while.
so injuries are not "disappointing", just bad luck. Huh.
bad spelling is disappointing, though
Yeah, but you can't deny that those guys just burried the team...just burrrrrrried them.
thats just badder spelling then WGOM standards
half bakef!
5 of 5 mathematicians agree.
I guess I'd have to vote for the White Sox or the Rockies, since I picked both of them to make the playoffs. I never expected the Twins would, so I can't really claim they've disappointed me the most.
Headline from Grandpa Sports: "Results will show if Vikings are better."
Yeah, Moss neither.
Grandpa is wise beyond his years.
That's the actual tagline on the Star Trib story. Thanks for the insight, Sid and/or editors!
edit myself- yup, that's what Moss was saying. My brain ain't working right today, everyone.
I felt similarly when Yahoo once had an article saying "Experts predict the end of Compact Disc format." Really? It took experts to tell me that at some point, technology would advance?
I'm predicting an end to direct cortical interface as well.
No Moebius interfaces? Darn.
Nope, they're going to end, too.
Does this mean that I can feign hip-ness with the kids these days?
Nope.
heh
One thing I saw on a "how pass for under 25" list somewhere was "Never leave a voicemail", which is very accurate. I rarely ever leave one, and if I do it's usually "Hey, I'll try you on the landline" if I'm calling Mom or Dad.
I hate voicemail. I tell the wife to text me what she wants.
It's taken years of complaining, but Sheenie now follows that instruction about 90% of the time.
i checked the date on this article to make sure it wasn't from last year.
heh heh
No kidding. Not one mention of Nyancat. I've not seen Nyancat, but I know it's a thing.
There's not much to it.
heh heh.
Ha, McCarver does a hell of a Barney Fife impression in the second inning of '91 game 6 on a short hopper by Junior Ortiz to Pendelton at third.
This is why you run 'em out, rookie.
I always love a good outfield assist...I feel like I haven't seen many since Ichiro started playing RF.
Can you imagine if he hadn't had his first ML hit yet?
Has the p*ssy meme run its course? Or is Gardy saying that he's better off having Joe play a different position? From LENIII in the Strib today:
Mauer is exactly at a 100 OPS+. He also leads the team in OBP, including the recently departed Jim Thome. Not bad for a bad year from a catcher.
I think he's saying he needs to find ways to keep Drew Butera's bat in the lineup.
That must be it.
Seriously. A rock 'em, sock 'em robots movie? Does Hugh Jackman have a big alimony payment to make?
The audience can't get enough rom/com movies.
He makes loads of money on Broadway, so this must just be his dream project...
what the hell, there's another Kyle Waldrop??
Apparently so. I wasn't aware of him before, either.