85 thoughts on “2011 Game 149: Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins”

1. good evening

2. 2 strikeouts in a row for Slowey...gotta pitch to contact to win dude!

   1. Strike outs are fascist.

3. Fan Appreciation at Target Field this weekend. If they're not gonna cancel the games, the least they could do is offer free beer.

   1. Free beer = shades of disco demolition.

4. Number of pitches outside of strikezone for Cuddyer: 0.
   Number of pitches taken: 5.
   Result: walk.

   1. Plate umpire moonlights as a scribe?

      1. Cuddyer talks to the umps a lot, so they help his reputation out whenever they can.

5. Too bad that wasn't Tomei instead of Santana.

6. the ball was crushed

7. Do we really have to listen to Dazz GOMLing about Star Wars?

   1. Sorry I missed that. It would have been one of the few times that I agreed with Dazz.

      1. Dido, although it's still awesome that he's got his finger on the pulse of pop culture so firmly that he's complaining about a 34-year-old franchise.

         1. GOML!

         2. That's so Dazzle!

         3. Hate leads to anger. Anger leads to Yanqui fandom.

            1. ahh, crap. I berted it up.

            2. yada, yada, yoda

               1. Funny that is I think.

            3. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
               It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed,
               the lips acquire stains.
               The stains become a warning.
               It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

8. good gravy Drew Butera is a terrible hitter

9. I think the head first slide slowed him down

10. I'm outa here. Make something happen by the time I get home.

11. one thing I noticed about Ben Revere, he has an inaccurate arm to go along with his weak throws

12. Two runs felt almost insurmountable. Five most definitely is.

    See ya.

13. Marson looked safe on that caught steal,

14. evening, all. two things: first, this game sucks. second, please tell me thome got the welcome he deserved.

    1. I think he got a standing ovation

15. Johnny Walker Red in the glass, cat asleep on my lap. Long trip from ND tonight. TV off. I don't need the aggravation.

    Go Rays.

    1. Stick - you a duck hunter - ever work the Missouri Coteau?

       1. Not a duck hunter

          1. Missouri Coteau hunting - put out the dekes in the little ponds in the prairie. Lie quietly on the ground until sunup. Bring lots of shells and unload them for fifteen minutes. Go for coffee.

    2. I've had a g and t, and two torpedoes. I'm reaching for the amber liquid, celebrating publishing of the first edition of my own work in a while.

    3. A couple of SN Pales followed by a couple glasses of vodka. Getting paid to watch an easygoing dog is awesome, but I might have too much free time.

16. Anagram fun.

    Ubaldo Jimenez == Jumbo Ideal Zen.

    1. Kevin Slowey==love keys win

       1. Stick and ball guy== bulgy scandal kit

          1. Stick and Ball Guy == Bung Data, Slickly.

             1. It has come to this.

    2. New Britain Bo==not wine Rabbi

       1. New Britain Bo==Newborn Tibia.

    3. Zack = Ack, Z!

17. Minnesota Twins == Nastiest Minnow.

    Rouch.

    1. Cleveland Indians = Nine Evil Cads Land

18. At least the wifi works..,

19. Evening, folks.

    cc to NBB: If I'm headed to the emerald isle it'll be in County Donegal, most specifically Letterkenny.

20. Come on, Rays....

    1. d'oh.

    2. Papelbon is a chode.

    3. Crap.

21. So, the opening episode of Breaking Bad season three features multiple images my house burning down. I was pretty shaken to see my stuff go up in flames.

    1. Sue for royalties.

22. JIm THome CLAP CLAP clap clap clap.

23. Jimmer!

24. I'm happy for the gentleman masher.

25. JI
    JIM THOME

    🙁

    I miss you, Jimmer.

26. Dusty Dinkleman? Dinkleman!

27. The silver lining: the Indians winning means that the Tigers clinching won't be a direct result of this game.

28. Oy.

29. FUCKUDOME-A.

30. Oh, man. Benson just missed the cycle.

    1. Wow!

    2. how much did he miss it by?

31. Okay......

32. Tolbertin' tolbert!

33. Lynx Almost choke away the game, win by 1 (missed 4 straight ft with less than 10 secs left.

    1. A W is a W

34. I hope I will remember this game as the turning point when the Twins go on to win 162 straight next season.

    1. Oh, I laughed, then I peed my pants.

       1. Your urine proved to be for nothing.

          1. I have a feeling that won't be the last time I hear that.

             1. I just hope it was at leas the first time.

                1. I wish I could tell you that it was the first time, but I can't tell a lie.

                   1. In that case, I'll just say may the rest of your urine serve a purpose from this day forward.

                      1. Paging Moises Alou....

    2. Getting swept in the CS by the Yankees will be especially bitter, then.

       1. That means they win a series though!

          1. I figured it was ridiculous to assume that the Yankees weren't the #2 seed, so we'd have to wait for our sweeping.

35. 

36. Heh, I flicked open the Gameday look-in just in time to see Tosoni look dumb.

37. So, the Twins are celebrating their 50th anniversary by matching the loss total of that year tonight. Interesting angle.

    1. The stars are aligning for something.

38. Saw the Bethel Twins at Target Field. I can't say I played it cool. I might gave a sore neck from the double-take.

    1. Wow. I'd never heard of them. Incredible story.

       httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g

       1. Thanks for the link, bS. I'm limited when searching the Google from my Touch.

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