The powers that be declared this shall be an unproductive week, thus another day game.
Baltimore sends Jake Arrieta against the mildly above average offense of the Twins. The Twins send their miserly pitching (a mere 2.67 runs a game), starting with Liam Hendriks, to take on the offensive juggernaut of the Orioles (6.67 runs a game!). Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. The Baltimore pitching is anything but immovable though; they are the one team keeping the Twins out of last place in pitcher strikeouts. Feast while you can Twins batters.
Cole DeVries goes to the disabled list. That is absolutely boo.
🙁
I notice that this year's Topps Gypsy Queen set has a DeVries auto in it. Must have. (along with Scott Diamond's autograph card in the Topps Turkey Red set)
Bert: "Hello, Hello, testes, testes, 1, 2" dead air.
I don't condone nor accept profanity... Goodbye.
Now that would be great if someone tweeted it to Dick.
Listening to Dick'n'Bert, I'm hearing two different pronunciations of "Arrieta" - which one of these clowns is right?
Likely Dick. Guerrier excepted, he tends to be right.
I think Bert called him 'Heredia' once
how about Henrietta
I can believe that. Here's what I've heard:
Dick: Airy-et-ah
Bert: Arr-et-ee-uh
Provus and Gladden both agree with air-ee-ET-uh
This was my inclination, though I wasn't sure if the first syllable should be "air" or "arr".
Airy-et-ee?
/Ghibli'd
Hicks now tied for first in the AL in strikeouts with 8.
He needs to start pitching to contact.
I think you forgot to cc the Twins when you published your game log today.
looks like its a big wide strikezone today. this game might last 2 hours.
Hendriks-Doumit: the most heavily bearded battery in MLB?
If only Josh Reddick were a catcher...
Reddick is a lefty. Can't wait until Robertson faces Reddick with Doumit catching.
When do the Twins play the A's? Not sure Robertson is going to last that long.
Grizzly Robertson takes issue.
I guess I meant among players starting games. Once you get into relievers, all bets are off, especially during the present renaissance of bullpen facial hair styles.
I know what you meant, but Tyler's still upset.
Definitely the most red-bearded battery.
The Orioles' broadcasters talking about how the O's really need to take this series due to the Twins' 'struggling' pitching.
This reminds of the concept of a 'developing' country.
#ThirdWorldPitchingProblems?
That has a certain ring to it.
Provus channeling a little Gordo there: "lined to short on the ground".
And Dazzle's still Dazzle with his "fisted into the outfield"
And managers still always "pop out of the dugout".
Doumit Double.
Ploffe Plunk.
Hicks on
SEND HIM!!
I'm liking Gary Thorne on MASN.
he used to do baseball on ESPN
also did NHL play by play
Yeah it's nice listening to a professional broadcast team.
In general, I like Thorne, especially his hockey coverage.
Dazzle saying the Orioles are "rich in tradition; they're used to winning" -- I'm thinking no, they're rich in tradition and they've had winning seasons, but I wouldn't say they're used to winning.
They were good when Gladden was playing. That's his only reference point.
They sucked when they were in St. Louis.
What can Brown do for you?
also, they were great when they moved to the Bronx.
from '98 until last year they never won 80 games, and don't forget the 54 games they won in '88
I wonder if Willingham will be traded at the deadline and have Arcia replace him.
Arcia's MiLB: .315/.372/.537
Willingham: .261/.362/.483
nice, but he's yet another lefty batter
2 Bases Hammer.
I could go for a Plouffe-da here.
Well that wasn't it.
Tie game!
Chrissy Chrissy Parm Parm!
Twins lead!
Dozier x3!
Sweet ass runs!
KILLDOZIER!
That's a lot of 2-out clutchieness right there.
a lot in this entire young season, actually. I'd like to see more runs scored before two runs than all these
luckyclutchy runs....before two outs...is exactly what I was thinking.
yeah, you knew what I meant
I did. I was agreeing in a passive-aggressive manner of speaking.
and I was agreeing in a too-late-to-edit-it-now manner 😛
Escobar is clearly going to make the all-star team this year!
Then its on to the Hall of Fame!
Merry Go Round go round! Who is this team?
I'm feeling very uncomfortable with this well-played baseball. It seems so foreign.
The three extra days in spring training made a difference!
Escobar = RBI machine!
I don't know if it's just the quality of pitchers we've been facing, but we've been driving the pitch counts super high in the early innings against just about everyone we've faced through the first few games. I really like that.
It seems to me we've been facing some pretty good pitchers. Not all Verlander-quality, but pretty good.
So much the better that they've been working the counts, then.
New hitting coach!
Hicks, Mauer, Willingham and Parmelee are all known for being patient. Morneau has been much more patient I think because he's feeling good and no pressing. I think Dozier has been more patient than last year. Doumit and Plouffe are the only ones I think of as being more aggressive.
Does Hendriks pitch to the score now? Stay tuned to find out...
So far, so "good".
Rhu, this is your fault.
I'M not the pitching coach!
Oh sure, blame it on the visit...that didn't happen until after you asked him to pitch to the score!
wait wait wait, I didn't ask him to pitch to the score! Check again!
But there was a question mark!
Order those playoff tickets! And los yanquis probably won't be there. Will it snow during the WS games???
I get really tired of Dazzle trying to read people's body language.
We were spoiled by Radke and Santana
Looks like some severe regression to the mean this inning.
Plouffe not using his baseball brain there.
oh h3lls b3lls
If Hendriks didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all.
How did this:
happen?
Escobar fielded it deep in the hole and threw it to Plouffe. Plouffe wasn't expecting it, tried to step on the bag, and missed it. Then he tried to tag the runner and missed again (or so it sounded on the radio).
Thanks - that explanation is a lot more useful than the Gameday provided one above.
Grounder toward the hole at short. Escobar threw to third for the force. Plouffe wasn't ready for the throw, wasn't on the base, and couldn't find the base in time.
lets get some outs. jeepers
Had to be Hardy, didn't it?
if PlouffE wanted to tag something, why not tag the base
Good time for that first strikeout.
Maybe it's just me, but the new, league-mandated batting helmets make that white section on the O's lids look just a little too large. I think they need to enlarge the bird's head logo just a tad.
the bird logo could be a bit bigger, but they look the same as the 1983 World Series winning team
Cal Ripken baseball card
Looks like a golf swing.
Well, that could have been worse.
Well, I'm firmly in the "I'll take it, coulda been worse" camp.
Since we're camping together, let's get some beer and sausages for the camp fire.
I like the way you think.
S'mores!
Wiggle wiggle wiggle. Nice bit of Twins Baseball, Aussie.
Holy crap! The Twins got out of that like a bunch of pros. Who is this team?
That's some really good damage control.
Obviously, Rick Anderson went out and improved Hendriks' body language tremendously.
Lays Chicken & Waffles flavored chips are, ummm interesting.
I haven't tried those ones, but the Cheesy Garlic Bread chips are absolutely amazing. The sriracha ones, however, don't taste anything like the good stuff.
I'm intrigued, but I think I'd rather bum a couple chips off someone else than buy a whole bag of that flavor.
do you want to dip them in a maple syrup flavored dip?
They're really good.
Agree, but keep the maple syrup flavored dip, they already have some of that taste in 'em.
I may be the only one, but I like the Twins' rally song.
I'm uncomfortable with the brazen mention of Rally Prostitutes
Well, I'm off for home. Keep this lead for me, eh?
Whoops.
Let's pretend we didn't hear what he said until after it was tied.
COME BACK!
oh wow, almost threw him out.
Wow, good throw by Escobar, too bad it didn't work out.
That was a lot closer to the plate than I thought it would be. Tie game.
Well, shoot.
Error on Doumit, allowing Jones to take third.
What was that I was saying? This seems a lot more familiar.
The first pitch down and away was called a ball. Let's try it three more times.
I like having guys on base. Let's turn this into runs.
Liam Hendriks favorite smell?
'tha leathah'
Chris needs to work on his pitch recognition. He seems a little swing-happy.
Twins lead (again)!
Dozier: can't stop him, can only hope to contain him.
Dozier's making it count today.
Don't mess with the Escobar!
damn. too late.
C'mon, Hickee!
I am still in spring training. I haven't gotten in shape to ignore Dazzle's prattle about safety squeezes yet.
OUCH
Gameday is telling me injury delay. Foul ball go bad place?
right off his foot
Fouled it off his talus, looks like.
Well, that'll look pretty tomorrow.
That looks like a day-to-day injury. See you in four months, Aaron.
I hope he likes his new foot prosthetic.
Is it only the end of the sixth? I feel like I've been following this game all afternoon. When the Twins are up by a little I just want the game to end.
Luis 'not Bobby' Ayala. Still around.
Double hammer is very popular today.
That was very Twins Baseball.
This ain't the Tigers defense.
Has Joe looked as bad as his line would suggest?
He's in that "grounder to second" funk
could use an out here, guys...
nice cutoff by Parm.
now need a sac fly.
by Alexi Casilla.
heh.
This is a confusing plate appearance. Duensing finally has the platoon advantage again and gets pulled for Fien. Now Flaherty has the platoon advantage and Showalter pinch hits Casilla, who technically has the platoon advantage, for him.
but wait, I'm just getting started!
Well played, bS.
Casilla pinch hit for Flaherty and then Fien was brought in. Lexi has pretty even splits and Fien vs. lefties is much better than Duensing vs righties.
Dazz emphasizing that there is a base open in case Gardy wants to pitch around Laddie.
He's just trolling.
Don't pitch around Laddie.
Ah, that's the Casilla we know.
That's why.
Fien-tastic!
Fien has an awesome K/9 rate going this season.
Not crazy about the bird hat's.
Good thing it's an away game as it was snowing at the buys stop.
Ugh. Too many base runners.
My guess on the bunt is that Fien didn't trust Plouffe to be on third base.
good call back
Ish.
sad face
yes!
Okay. This one's headed South.
Tierra del Fuego.
The more relievers you try, the more likely you are to find one that got it today.
and vise-versa
the more likely you are to find one that got lit today.
FTFY
yeah, I meant ain't got it
I could've fixed it to something else...but I neither condone nor accept profanity. Goodbye.
This is a meme I'm enjoying here.
Oh... onto the weekend then.
Don't give up, guys. We can still do this. It's rally time! Grand finale time! Line drive in the alley time!
5 bloops and a blast.
Pedro almost Stropped him.
crain-wreck.jpg
In 2012, Tyler Robertson's first game: struck out every batter.
Tyler Robertson's second game: 1K, Runs allowed, Twins lose.
In 2013, Tyler Robertson's first game: struck out every batter.
Tyler Robertson's second game: 1K, Runs allowed, Twins lose.
Twins now with the lowest K/9 in AL.
good thing Glen Perkins was fresh for that 9th inning save.
That's part of it, but it's also that (as Beau mentioned above), if we're throwing lots and lots of relievers out there, one of them is going to be a gascan that day. The starters are going to have to get deeper into games than 5 innings, or a lot of the load is going to be on guys like Robertson and Pressly and Roenicke. This is the type of result we can expect from that. I know not every game will be starter-Burton-Perkins, but back to back short starts put a pretty obvious taxation on the bullpen (not that gardy managed it particularly well, this game could easily have been a lot more lopsided).
If Gardy didn't use Burton in a game we trailed, he would have been available today. He used Burton in Wednesday's game because he hadn't pitched in so long. 22 pitches later, the guy is too exhausted to pitch today. If the guy is that fragile, then he should be saved for games when we are tied or leading by two runs or less. As for using Perkins, I don't think that was an option once the game was tied.
I guess a couple of times a year, the breaks are going to go against you. Good for the Twins that they got those couple of times out of the way early. We'll just have to settle for 160-2!